Yep, an update finally.

HTTYD (c) DreamWorks.

"How many times will it take for me to say no till you realize you can't date my sister," Tuffnut snapped, brushing Snotlout, who had been following him, away from him. "While you are my friend Snotlout Ruffnut is still my sister. I will not allow you to fuck my sister, let alone touch her in any way, and that is final."

Snotlout shook his head frustratedly, cutting in front of the taller Viking with his arms crossed and eyes narrowed. "Since when did you become Ruffnut's father, Tuffnut? Huh? She has the ability to do whatever, and whoever, she wants. Even if it isn't me." Snotlout's voice edged with bitterness as Tuffnut shot him a stony glare, shoving into his shoulder purposefully as he stomped away from him.

Snotlout stuck his tongue out at Tuffnut's retreating back, a blaze of anger, hot like dragon fire, burned through his core. Why can't Tuffnut realize he's being a fífl about this and let Ruffnut be free, Snotlout wondered as he turned around, heading towards Hookfang's stables. Snotlout walked by fellow Berkians, most of whom were decorating for the annual Snoggletog feast, their laughter and joy an unwelcome irritant to Snotlout. He couldn't fully enjoy a holiday when everywhere he turned reminded him of how empty his family was, seeing as his mother had died when he was merely five years old, and then his vengeful father whose one goal in life seemed to be that of turning his son's life into living hell.

How fun.

Snotlout was just rounding the last house before he got to his, and thus Hookfang, when he heard voices arguing heatedly. Stopping in his tracks Snotlout slunk against the wall of the house, stepping as quietly as he could till he could see who was arguing. Snotlout stopped, shocked to see it was Ruffnut and Tuffnut arguing, Ruffnut's anger clearly visible in the hostile stance her body language was exuding.

"I don't need you to protect me brother. Really. I'm twenty-three years old, I most definitely don't need some annoying babysitter watching my every move," Ruffnut snarled, her electric blue eyes blazing with frost. "You treat me like a dunga when it comes to making my own decisions. Yet I am not."

"But Ruffnut it's my sworn duty to protect you, especially from men. What if they try to hurt you? Ot worse?" Tuffnut said, pulling his sister's arm closer to him. "I can't let anyone hurt you. Ever."

Ruffnut stepped backwards, yanking her arm out of Tuffnut's grasp forcefully. "SO that's your excuse? That you think I'm weak enough to let some man take advantage of me? I am not Tuffnut, and I'm not going to let you chase away my friends for the sake of 'protecting me'. I don't want any of your patronizing excuses anymore." With these words Ruffnut hipped around stomping away from her brother and inadvertently towards Snotlout.

"Thor damn it," Snotlout hissed as he tried to hide, not wanting to run across Ruffnut in one of her infamously bad moods. Snotlout pressed his back against the house, holding his breath as Ruffnut stomped right by him, Snotlout sighed quietly until he realized Ruffnut was standing right in front t of him.

"Er, hi?" Snotlout greeted nervously, waiting for any sign of Ruffnut going to blow her too and yell, at him but she didn't . Instead she grasped his arm and yanked him towards her, dragging him into the bright sunlight. She turned her head towards her brother, a wicked smile on her face as she pulled Snotlout against her chest.

Snotlout could feel a flush of embarrassment burn through his body, at the same time as confused elation filled his mind. Ruffnut was touching him, and not a touch out of a wssn very towards him, so he was happy.

"OI dunga! Look what I'm going to do!" Ruffnut snarled to her brother, who seemed to understand what was going to happen for he screeched inaudibly and leapt towards Ruffnut and Snotlout. Before he could reach either though Ruffnut pulled Snotlout to her and whispered, "Kiss me fífl. Now."

"What?!" Snotlout squeaked, the shock and resize tin of what Ruffnut was asking stunning him senseless. Did she seriously just ask me to kiss her? I'm not dreaming right? Ruffnut rolled her eyes at Snotlout's hesitation, surprising him as she placed her lips on his, the flush of heat rising almost unbearably in Snotlout. Snotlout wrapped his arms around Ruffnut's back, holding on to her in case she tried to bolt. Tuffnut could be heard gasping and choking beside them, though both Snotlout and Ruffnut ignored him.

After what seemed like forever Ruffnut pulled away from Snotlout, her eyes crinkled sith surprised joy and a small smile creasing her mouth upwards. Snotlout smiled back, nervously rubbing the back of his neck as Ruffnut turned away from him slightly, glaring at her brother smugly.

"What was that Ruffnut? What. Was. That," Tuffnut's voice rose in pitch as he walked up to his sister, both twins glaring at each other evenly.

"Oh I just wanted to piss you off, and I knew kissing him would really anger you," Ruffnut said smoothly, wrapping her arm around Snotlout's shoulder exaggeratedly. Snotlout looked towards Ruffnut, pain burning through his chest as he realized he had been used. Ruffnut didn't share the same feelings he had for her, she never had, and the fact that Ruffnut had used him again hurt. Knowing this Snotlout threw Ruffnut's arm off him, whipping around and stomping away from her.

Ruffnut and Tuffnut stopped arguing as Snotlout walked away from them, his back straight and tense with anger.

"Snotlout! Wait! Snotlout!" Ruffnut yelled, bolting away from her brother as she bounded up to Snotlout, skidding in front of him with hands held out to stop him.

"What's wrong Snotlout?" Ruffnut's voice was edged with confusion as she grasped Snotlout's shoulders, halting him from advancing past her.

Snotlout glanced away from her, not wanting for explain his feelings of hurt to Ruffnut. Not that she would care. "Oh I don't know Ruffnut, maybe I'm tired of being used by you to get back at your brother."

Ruffnut opened her mouth to retort but Snotlout stormed away before she could, glancing backwards with a vicious glare towards Ruffnut.

"I know you don't care Ruffnut. I know. So leave me the fuck alone and go use someone else, like It since I know you like him." Ruffnut shook her head confusedly, watching as the short Viking stormed away from her.

Tuffnut turned his head slowly to his sister, mouth curled upwards in a disgusted smile. "Nice going sis."

Ruffnut shot him a look, her eyes daring her brother to even say anything more as she growld in frustration.

Tuffnut rubbed his hands together, turning away from his sister with exaggerated steps, tilting his head back in Ruffnut's direction. Ruffnut watched him, flinching slightly when he gave her two thumbs up, blue eyes glittering with unperturbed sarcasm.

Don't be angry but I've been feeling really down recently and so I guess this came from that...

*fífl (FEEF-uhl) means fool

*dunga (DOON-gah) means useless fellow