Dear FanFiction Authors,
Piper and I have a couple name now?
Hmm.
Jasper.
Not bad.
Oh yeah...
Why...why are there love triangles between me, Reyna, and Piper?
Come on, guys.
What's the love triangle name now, huh?
Jasperey?
Sincerely,
Jason Grace.
P.S. Thalia mentioned something about incest.
P.P.S. Now I see what she's talking about.
P.P.P.S. NONE OF US ARE HORNY, INCESTOUS BEASTS. WE'RE TEENAGERS, FOR JUPITER'S SAKE.