Disclaimer – I don't own any of the Naruto characters, Masashi Kishimoto created them and holds credit for that.
"KANKURO!" Temari screamed as she furiously advanced on her
younger brother, whom was backed into a corner.
Kankuro grinned.
"Uh, yeah, Temari?" his calm exterior was betrayed by the beads
of sweat pouring down his face.
"What could possibly capture
your attention so much that you'd leave me with that entire class
of br-" she stopped her rant as she saw the paper sticking out of
her younger brother's pocket.
"What's this?" she grinned.
"A love letter?"
"Um…no, it's just…a survey…that…that
Gaara got sent…from Rock Lee…" he stammered, terrified of the
annoyed expression still on his sister's face.
"Right. You
chose to do this rather than teach children how to be Shinobi? Well,
off you go. You can have the entire class now."
"Huh? But I-"
"Off you go!" she said cheerily, pushing him to the front of
the circle she'd finally got the kids to sit in.
"A survey,
huh…" she muttered, looking down at the paper in her hand.
Sliding down against the wall, she decided to fill it out as a way to
kill time.
Are you left-handed or right-handed?: Right-handed
Are you smart?: Smarter
than my two idiotic brothers. Oh I hope Gaara doesn't read this…
What's your middle name?: I
don't have one. Nobody does. Clearly this is an American Survey,
I'll just get rid of this question.
How many personalities do you have?:
Just the one. Gaara's the insane
one in this family…
How many piercings do you have?: None,
too lazy to get them.
Tattoos?: No
tattoo parlor in Sunagakure, only way to get a tattoo is…well…rather
unpleasant.
Can you do a cartwheel?:
Not in this dress.
Do you have bangs?: Only short ones.
Do you have contact lenses?: No.
Can you drive?: I can fly.
What do you drive?: My giant fan.
Do you snore?: I wouldn't know, ask Gaara.
Do you drool in your sleep?: Sometimes, doesn't everyone?
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I lick them. Doesn't a sponge just seem excessive?
What languages do you know?: Japanese, and a little bit of English
What's the best awards show?: …Getting rid of this question too.
Do you like onions?: Uhm…what does that have to do with anything?
Do you like cotton candy?: To an extent.
What instruments can you play?: None, never had the time to learn.
What words do you overuse?: None.
What do you sleep in?: …That's a bit personal…oh well, I guess my name isn't on this thing…nothing.
What's your bedtime?: Whenever.
How many pillows do you have?: Two.
Do you like to dance?: Not particularly.
Do you like to sing?: No.
Are you any good at it?: A little.
How many CDs do you have?: None…
How many times have you moved houses?: None, I don't think.
Do you like where you live?: I guess so…
Is your room messy?: No.
Do you like to finger-paint?: What kind of childish survey is this?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: …
Do you sleep with socks on?: Like I said, NOTHING.
Are you ticklish?: …Yes. No. Maybe.
Are you shy?: Not at all.
Do you talk to yourself?: Of course, how else would I be able to have intelligent conversations around this place.
Are you a morning person?: I have learnt not to wake up too late. Gaara gets bored if we sleep past 8.
What's your favourite outfit?: What I usually wear, I guess?
Do you believe in ghosts?: No.
Do you believe in bigfoot?: …
What's your favourite feature?: Uhm…my figure.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Freeze, I guess…
Who's your role model?: Nobody.
What celebrities do you act like?: None…
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
Called You?: Um…probably one of my students.
Slept In Your Bed?: Myself. Please, now you know what I sleep in do you really think I'll let anyone else in my bed?
Saw You Cry?: I have no idea.
Made You Cry?: Above answer applies. Alliteration.
Spent The Night?: Kankuro and Gaara live in the same house as me…
You shared A Drink With?: Nobody that I can recall.
You went To The Movies with?: We don't have a movie theatre, I think.
You Went To The Mall With?: I don't bother with such trivial things.
Yelled At You?: Probably Gaara.
Sent You a letter?: I can't recall.
Said They Were Going Kill You?: Gaara again.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: …Okay, these are annoying, I'll get rid of them all.
Been To Florida?:
California?:
Hawaii?:
China?:
Canada?:
Danced?: Yes.
Stalked Someone?: Only on somebody else's orders.
Had A Mud Bath?: No.
Have you been close to death before?: Once or twice. It's unavoidable, considering whom I live with.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Never. I enjoy being a girl.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: No.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Send it to Tsunade-sama, make sure she knows this has gone around her village.
What was your last meal?: Breakfast.
Once you finish this survey, please duplicate the enclosed spare copy and give to your neighbours. Send this copy back to us at 123 Fake Street, Suna.