Authoress Notes:

Authoress: -is listening to her playlist while typing-

Kaoru: -looks curiously at the computer screen- I did what?!

Authoress: -starts to hum and dance-

Kaoru: -shakes the Authoress- Heyyyy!! What are you doing?

Authoress: -stares at Kaoru oddly- listening to Caramelldansen?

Kaoru: -shakes head- No! No! I mean, why did I do that in your story?

Authoress: -still in daze- What's what?

Kaoru: Gaaaaah!! –falls on the floor- DISCLAIMER!! If this Idiot becomes our Owner, Nekosawa-senpai would be the host club king, not Tamaki-tono.

Tamaki: -pops in with terrified look- NANI?!

Authoress: -fwaps Kaoru with the moon staff of Sailor Moon- Shut up, Baaaaakaaa! Fu fufu fu!! X3

PS: Ohh… Sorry for making a mistake. This chapter's title is not 'Kaoru Likes Who' But 'Who the Heck is She?' sorry…-bows- (and ohh…'Kaoru Likes Who' is really a title for my other chapter to come… probably at chapter 15 or 16)

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Chapter 14

Flash Back

"You, Impostors! You don't know how we, the Ouran High School Cosplay Club put up efforts to put on cosplays!" a girls voice boomed from the colorful smoke.

"What?!" the twins made an annoyed expression and stared hard at the smoke that slowly rises up. It revealed a cute green eyed blond girl wearing a Misa Misa outfit from Death Note and some guys in weirder costume are behind her.

"We are the OURAN HIGH SCHOOL COSPLAY CLUB!!"

"EHHHHH?!"

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"We are the OURAN HIGH SCHOOL COSPLAY CLUB!!" the group of 7 people posed in an odd way. The blonde girl in the middle of them, giving off a smug look.

"HUH??" the twins' response obviously dripped with sarcasm; like they are trying to make the new comers say the statement again.

"We are the OURAN HIG--," the weird bunch of people changed their pose and making a human pyramid with the blonde girl at the top.

"We already know that!!" the whole host club spat at them, making them shrink a little smaller, "What are doing in here?" the blonde host club king sternly stared at the twins and Haruhi, "didn't I told you that we are assisting the ladies at the gardens?"

Both twins stared blankly at him, "but tooonnoooooooo!! We're bored!!"

"Etto…" a blue sentai cosplaying guy raised his hand at the host club.

"Shut up!!" Tamaki glared (1) at the sentai-man then he turned to the twins, "but why do you have to bring Haruhi here?"

"Hmm… Excuse me…" this time, a guy wearing a skirt raised his hand.

"Shhhhh!!" Kyouya turned at the skirt-man and made shushing noises, "You may continue now".

"I came here out of my free will senpai," a deadpanned expression visible in Haruhi's face, "and didn't I told you to stay away from me?"

"Ahh… Anno…" a ninja-looking guy raised his hand.

"Ahhhhh!!" the blonde idiot swayed, clutching his chest dramatically, "Okaa-san!! Our daughter is hurting my feelings again!!"

"Okaa-san??" the head of the cosplay club looked from the blonde idiot to the raven menace.

"Didn't I told you to shut up?" the menace raven stumped his foot and glared at the weird looking people.

The blond girl's green left eye twitched and she stepped up, "Enough!" the noise instantly shushed to silence, focusing at the girl, "How dare you, Host Club of this school, cosplay without our permission? We are the Cosplay Club, which means we have authority over cosplays!!"

"There is a cosplay club here in Ouran?" Haruka poked Mori, which is beside her, to Kyouya's utter annoyance.

"Who knew?" the stoic silver head shrugged and continued to watch silently the scene. Unknowingly, the cosplay club heard this and shrunk smaller than an average toddler.

"Apparently, when we last checked the data about clubs around this school, we haven't came across cosplay club," Kyouya's eyes bore a hole at the blonde girl's head (2) which is fortunately not heading his way. 'Tsk…Feisty…'

"You…" the blonde girl shook, walked up to Tamaki and jabbed her forefinger at the blonde idiot's nose (at the background: Haruhi: -twitch-, Kyouya: -smirk-, Twins: Go Green Eyed Blond Monster!!, Haruka: -eyes wide-, Mori: -looks at Haruka and smiles-, Hani: -holds Usa-chan that is now wearing Momiji Sohma's uniform-, The rest of cosplay club: -gasp-), "You don't know the cosplay club, ehh?" she pushed her finger more, making Tamaki's nose bend upwards and turn red.

"Uhrg… Ughno? (3)" Tamaki took a step backwards and held his abused nose defensively.

"Argh!! You Idiots!!" the weird girl held her arms above her head and walked in circles.

"Anyway," Kyouya, getting his glasses from his pocket, glared at Mori, who is now being poke-attacked by not other than Haruka, "How many years have your club running?"

The blue sentai-man scratched his head and looked down on the rubber tennis court, "About two days, sir".

"TWO DAYS?!" Tamaki looked like close to tears, "Aww…Poor Cosplay-chan!!" he walked closer to the girl and hugged her, rubbing his cheeks to her's. (at the background: Haruhi: -twitches while veins continued to pop on her forehead-, Kyouya and Mori: -glaring at each other-, Haruka: -slaps her left hand her forehead-, Twins: -smirks evilly-, Hani: -still holding Usa-chan-, the rest of cosplay club: -shivers and walks away as fast as they could-)

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME POOR!! I CAN MANAGE MY CLUB!!" the blond girl suddenly had a dark aura around her, "and…I'M NOT COSPLAY-CHAN!! MY NAME'S MIKA!!" after she screamed on her top of her lungs, she panted and looked around her, a if daring everyone to say something nasty about her.

"But that doesn't change the fact that you're club is still new," the creepy shadow king steeped up, his eye glasses glinting off some afternoon light.

"Hell YEAH!! But that doesn't matter now!" the blond girl took off her wig, letting everyone see her long red-brownish hair, her bangs falling over her left eye, "You guys suck in cosplaying your respective characters! Except for those two," she pointed to Mori and Haruka, "they do look like a couple plus they act like professionals too," at this Mori and Haruka blushed and looked other than each other.

"But Mika-chan..." Hani wailed and tried to run beside her.

"Call me Mika-sama!"

"But Mika-chan..."

"I told you to call me Mika-sama!" she looked pissed at the moment and turned to the voice, which she found twins staring at her.

"We can't call you Mika-sama..." Hikaru looked down at her, since she's a little smaller than Haruka and Haruhi (4).

"... Because, we're practically more richer than you," Kaoru completed, leaving the girl speechless. She stared at Kaoru, which is still dressed as L of Death Note.

"Well, new toy, what do you want to say?" the twins smirked at the same time.

"Ah...M--"

"Ahhh?? Is that you just want to say Toy? (5)" they leaned closer to Mika. The girl then snapped and grabbed someone's t-shirt, yanked him or her with Mika and dashed off to somewhere else.

"KAORU!!"

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Authoress Notes: Ohh… I love your reviews… When I feel like I'm loosing my plot for the chapter, I kept on reading your reviews and it really chases away my lazy-bum-for-an-attitude mode… Ohhh… Didn't told you guys that I love reviews? Teehee… Now I know why other authors like to put 'R&R' in their chapters… XD but I won't put it here since I want you guys to give me reviews out of generosity… hehe

(1) Smexy Tama-chan!! He's angry!! Kyaaa!! –Is chased by an angry Haruhi-

(2) Metaphorically of course!! We can't afford to lose a new OC now aren't we? –Is now chased by an angry Haruhi and a very pissed off Mika-

(3) Imagine saying 'no' when your nose is bent upwards… (Which also makes you look like a pig or a boar) –Is now chased by an angry Haruhi, a very pissed off Mika and a red-as-a-tomato Tamaki-

(4) Remember, Haruhi and Haruka are at the same height in this story.

(5) They've must have decided to call Mika the new toy! -dodges the flying platers and silverwares coming to my way-

!!Host Club in the KITCHEN!!

Tamaki: -enters the stage dragging Haruhi with him- Hello everyone!! Welcome to the second episode of… -dramatic drum roll while Tamaki imitates Jiraiya's pose- HOST CLUB IN THE KITCHEN!!

Haruhi: -supports a bored expression- And the Authoress decided that Tamaki and I will host this episode. We will make California Maki… Or sometimes called California Rolls.

Tamaki: -checks the counter from ingredients- Ne, Haruhi, do you know where is the sushi rice here?? –he lifts a container containing rice grains-

Haruhi: -sighs- We are going to cook it –grabs the necessary materials and starts to cook rice-

Tamaki: -pokes Haruhi- Ne, may I help you doing that?

Haruhi: -looks at him- no… But please, peel an avocado and cut it into strips. Then put the crab meat into a bowl and mix with salt and mayonnaise.

Tamaki: Ok!! -runs off to the other side of the kitchen and does the chore-

Haruhi: Now, everyone, the next step is to cover the wooden mat with plastic wrap and place a nori sheet on top of the mat. –Does this and gets the pre-cooked sushi rice- Spread sushi rice on top of the nori sheet and press it firmly.

Tamaki: -appears again beside Haruhi- Then sprinkle crab roe or sesame seeds over the pressed sushi rice. In our case, we chose to use crab roe or also called ad crab eggs. Flip the sushi layer so that the nori sheet is on top.

Haruhi: -places avocado and crab meat mixture in lengthwise- place the avocado strip and seasoned crab meat on top and roll the bamboo mat forward to that it will press the ingredients inside to form into cylinder-shape.

Tamaki: -wags his forefinger in front of the audience- Remember to press it firmly, ok? –wink-

Haruhi: -cuts the sushi into bite-sized California rolls- This is the finished product… -hands it to the audience-

Tamaki: -puppy dog eyes- what about me, my dear daughter?

Haruhi: Uhmm… -looks around except Tamaki- Make your own? –dashes away-

Tamaki: Noooo!! Haruhi!!

!!Reviewers' Corner!!

Angeloflust: Awww…Thanks for loving my story… :D –huggles- No worries, I'm hyper too… :D

TokyoGirl7: -looks at Mori and Haruka- Gee…Many reviewers likes them… -shoves Kyouya to everyone- you don't like Kyou-chan?? –runs off away from a very pissed off Kyouya- and ohhh… I totally agree!! Mori and Zero is uber hawt!! –huggles Mori but runs away again, Mori and Kyouya hot on her trail-

emorocks91: sorry if I can't wait for your description… Too many plot bunnies bit me at the same time and I think people are waiting for an update… GOMEN!! –bows-

XXXHimura911XXX: kyaaaa!! You're back!! –glomp- I really like that pairirng, and as what I've stated in the last chapter, I'd like to keep Kaname-sama for myself… -huggles a Kaname Kuran plushie-

Lady Nightlord: Yay!! –glomps- I'm really grateful that you people find my story nice… -cries- Wahhhh!! Miharu is sooo happy!! –does the happy dance- Anyway, don't worry, I'll try to update more.

Who screamed Kaoru's name? And, who is that person that Mika-san suddenly dragged into somewhere else?

Stay tuned for more fluffy / exciting plot swings!

Next Chapter: CHAPTER 14: Getting to know you