Never Have I Ever

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Chapter 14: The Last Time -Munch's POV

Great. That wasn't sarcastic either, it really was great that we were getting the hell out of there. Not to mention the sights when the lights came on were pretty fantastic, so that too was great.

After all, it isn't everyday you see Olivia, Elliot and Alex all bunched together, clothes rumpled and riding up in inappropriate places.

I hadn't noticed immediately, due to my eyes needing a few moments to adjust, but when they did…

Like I said, it was great.

Alex looked the most respectable, I think, as she wasn't completely on top of them. She just had her now bare feet tucked underneath Liv's knees, or, knee, as one of Olivia's legs was draped across Elliot's, and his arm was wrapped almost protectively around his partner.

It helped that the girls had hair that looked very sexed up and Elliot had loosened his tie and undone the top few buttons of his shirt, but hey, I'm just saying the implication was what mattered.

As they noticed me giving them all the once over the trio quickly began to untangle themselves, blushes creeping up from their chests to their hairlines.

"Oh please," I smiled, "Don't mind me."

Elliot rolled his eyes and smoothed out his tie, "You're ridiculous, Munch."

"I'm ridiculous?"

"I'm so irritated!" Casey exclaimed, tossing her silky smooth hair back behind her. "Why aren't they here yet?"

"Casey, calm down, you just called them, what more do you want?"

"I want to go home!"

"We all do, but we can't do anything but wait for them to come get us."

"Well how long will that take?"

"Too long." Alex grumbled, slipping her heels back onto her feet. "You weren't this impatient when the lights were out, Casey."

"Yes, well the dark is soothing to me."

"That's not creepy at all." Elliot muttered, straightening his tie. "Wanna finish off this game to keep you sane?"

Casey whipped around to look at us, an unexplainable terror in her eyes. "You really think we'll be in here that long?"

"Well, you never know," I shrugged, standing to my feet to stretch out a bit. I didn't like being cooped up, especially now that the lights were on and I could almost feel it getting hotter by the second. "We could be here in enough time to have two games."

"Oh please don't say that." Alex moaned, slumping back against the wall. "I'm getting a migraine."

"Well…" Casey grimaced, looking around at the rest of us. "I… I guess it would make the time pass faster, wouldn't it?"

"If only." Olivia sighed, scooting away from Elliot only slightly. It's interesting how differently people act when they know people can see them, isn't it?

"Well… whose turn is it?"

"Mine." Alex replied with far less enthusiasm than I found appropriate. After all, this was the most fun we were going to have while we were in here, she may as well enjoy it. "Give me a minute to think of something."

"That could take forever." I whined.

"Fuck you. Sit down and shut up."

I raised an eyebrow at the feisty blonde before slinking down into what had become my spot, eyeing Casey as she followed in suit. Who knew Alex could be so terrifying?

Well, I did, but that isn't the point.

"Never have I ever…" She began, furrowing her eyebrows together in contemplation, "Never have I ever… fooled around in my siblings bed."

This game was so much different to play now that we could clearly see each other's faces. I grin as Eliot screwed up his face and lowered a finger, along with Casey and myself.

"Wow." Olivia grimaced, looking at the three of us, "You guys are really gross."

Casey shot her a glare and snarked back, "Oh come the fuck off it, you just don't have any siblings."

"True." The detective grinned, snuggling into herself as she enveloped herself in a protective self-hug. "So what'd you do in your- wait, you have siblings?"

"Four brothers. Three older, one younger. I had sex in my younger brother's bed."

Liv gaped at her, as did, well, everyone else. I rubbed at my forehead, "You had SEX in your little brother's bed?"

"Well we were in the process of moving, and his bed was the last one to be taken apart, I didn't want to have sex on the floor of my barren bedroom, ok? Don't judge me, you fooled around in a siblings bed too."

"Yeah, I felt a girl up on my brother's bed because I was staying at his apartment for the weekend while my parents were out of town."

"Aren't you G." Elliot laughed.

"Ha. Ha. Yeah. Yeah, El. What did you do?"

"Well I had a bunk bed until I was sixteen, and then I felt like I was too old for it and my brother and I told my parents we needed new beds, so they sold the bunk bed. While we were waiting to get new ones I fooled around with Kathy in my sisters bed while she was at a friend's house."

"Oh dear God." Alex said, a disgusted look on her face. "You've been with your wife for that long? That's… insane. And impressive."

The burly man grew suddenly sullen and shrugged, "Yeah well it's not like we haven't had our problems or anything."

Awkward. Jesus, Alex, way to fuck up the atmosphere. Olivia stepped in to save the day, "Well you all are gross. That's so wrong."

"It's not wrong!" Casey cried. "You do what you must!"

"GROSS."

"Whatever. Why don't you move on and say something, Miss Two Fingers Left?"

"Fine, Miss Three Fingers, I'll make sure to say something that I'm sure you'll have done so that we tie."

"Oh shit. Well that's no fair!"

Olivia grinned evil and was about to say something she'd never done when we heard a banging sound above us.

"They're here!" Casey cried, jumping up and rushing to the doors. "They're here!"

And in one exhilarating moment, the elevator began ascending.

A/N: Yay! They're saved!