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Capter 14

So Lidna and teh others retured to skool were dey tried to lurn, but they culdn't becuz Drako was Not Himslef and wuz actin all perverted to the gurlz and lookin in dere dresses frum undernieth.

Lidna kneew it was naught Draco, and so did Vampire. But then Vampire disapeared in a puff of bad guy smoke, kidnaped by...DUMBLIDOR'S ALZHEIMERS!

Lidna had a panic attak and slit hur ristz. She revived, and got better.

Lidna went to Dracola, who was drinking a coca cola. (coca cola roks, fuk u scintists who say itz bad 4 u.)

But then thu meen lady showd up. It wuz Joan, whu sed, "U Must Be a preppy, so sayeth the Preppy!"

And then preppies marched forward, holding up a Preppy Alligator who was a giant alligator and it sang the preppy song that ends the world.

But the song did not end the wurld, 2 bad preppiez.

The alligator was gone and then Lidna kiled Joan with a speer thru the throat.

Linda wuz told bi Vlodemort, who apparated and sed, "Thy must slayeth Draccola if thy want to ever see thy Vampyr again, because he is an opposition to mine Sanatos Gambite."

Lidna knew he wuz tring to trick hur, and deceded 2 go back 2 class where she wuz at the tiem Vampr was kidnaped and she hit the floor really hard.

The floor opened up, reveling Vampir...and Vampir!11111111111111!11111111

One Vampir sed "I am da real vampir poter, look at mi, I slit mah ristz."

The other sed, "No, he is a posser, he is a bad guy!"

Lidna did eeni meeni miny moe to find whu it wuz, and her magic powurz let her choos rite. The second Vampir said, "Oh curses."

he truned into Vanderhoot and he did Abra Cadaver, and Lidna blocked.

And then Lidna did, "Blast you through a wall spell!" The evil man was blasted thru a wall.

Vampir sed, "Thank u Lidna, I luv u 4ever." She huged him and dey all decided 2 go up to Slythrin dorm, which wuz remade.

Once dere, Vampire, Linda, Dracola, and a gurl from when Linda was on a bus all did a foursome.

They sexed but then Lidna saw it! Snap was videotaping teh hole thin and Loopin was masticating to it. She sed, "You are nasti pedos!"

They blasted down a wall to escape. "I am destroyed." Sed the wall.

Lidna and her frends then did cok, crak, maryjuama and booze.