Hermione: Your new favorite person thinks you're a psychopath.
Sherlock: I tried to introduce him to the term high-functioning sociopath, but he's a bit dense.
Hermione: Don't confuse the poor boy.
Sherlock: He's 39.
Hermione: He writes like he's younger.
Hermione: I stand by my characterization.
Hermione: When you get bored, torture Mycroft for these reports he's demanding I finish by Monday.
Sherlock: Anything for you.
Hermione: Anything you'd do anyway
