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Lita looked over at the clock and groaned, seven in the morning. What in the world was he doing up that early, does the boy ever sleep? There was no use in her trying to go back to sleep. He had all the curtains open and music blasting. To top things all off, he was singing...well trying to sing. Throwing the covers off her, she walked over to the blasting stereo and switch it off.
"Do you mind? Some people are trying to sleep, kinda hard to do when blasting that music."Lita said annoyed
"That was kinda rude, I was listening to that."John said, wrapping his arms around her. Kissing her lightly "I was having fun."
"Yeah well I was trying to ignore it."Lita said "That's not going to work."
"Come on now Li, you weren't complaining when I was playing it yesterday."John said
"That's because it was your song, and I don't mind listening to you."Lita said and he smirked "Don't get all happy."
"So you like the sound of my voice huh?
"I didn't say that, I don't mind listening to you. There are other times where you need to shut up, like five minutes ago. You were destroying that song."Lita said laughing a little at the hurt expression on his face. "It was kinda cute though."
"That hurt, I thought I sounded pretty good."John said
"I think you need your ears cleaned out."Lita laughed "Now that all the noise has stop, I can get back to sleep."
"You said you were going to come with me."John reminded her
"I thought you would forget, go get showered. So I can get ready."Lita said starting to pull away from him, only to have hold on tighter "Your going to be late."
"Your not going to join me?"John ask
"If I do, we won't be showering and you know it. So I'll past."Lita said "I might take you up on it later."
A little later on
"What exactly are we going to be doing?"Lita ask
"I don't know, I think just it's just signing a few autographs."John said
"Taking some pictures, kissing babies. The usual."Lita said and he nodded "So it's going to be a long day."
"Of fun."John said
After signing a lot of autographs, taking a lot of pictures and kissing a few babies. Things finally settled down.
"What are you doing?"Lita ask
"Nothing."John said, smiling innocently "Just looking around."
"Just looking around huh, what's in your pocket?"Lita ask
"Uh there's nothing in my pocket."John said
"Let me check."Lita said, moving towards him only to have him move away. "You hiding something?"
"No."John laughed "You just want to feel me up."
"You got cookies in your pocket don't you? I can't believe your taking cookies."Lita said
"Cookies? Why...why would I have cookies in my pocket. That's just crazy."John said
"John I can smell the cookies-"
"It's not cookies, it's the perfume that the girl had on. I guess it rubbed off on me somewhat, that's what your smelling."John said and she laughed "I'm serious."
"I don't believe you, but I'm going to let it go for now. Let's get out of here, so you can get some real food. Instead of those cookies, you've been stealing."Lita said
"I haven't been stealing any cookies."John said
"Keep trying to convince yourself of that Cena."Lita said
Back in the States
"So when do we put this plan into motion?"Maria ask
"As soon as he get's here."Candice smirked "You should never let any think, they got the best of you. Once we get things going with him. They'll know to never screw you over again."
"Where's Torrie?"Maria ask
"She's went to get some extras things were going to need."Candice said
"Oh ok, I'm am so ready to take those two out, they're going to regret the day they decided to screw with me. "Maria said
"That's what I'm talking about."Candice said
There was a knock on the door
"That must be him."Maria said making her way towards the door, opening it to reveal Torrie and the man they've been waiting for. "Nice to see you again."
"Believe me, it is all my pleasure. I've been waiting to get back at her for what she did to me, thinking she could just up and leave me like that. The fact that I get to take Cena out as well, it's just extra bonus for me."The man smirked "So thank you."
"We were just thinking about when we should pay them a visit."Maria said
"They don't get back in town until another week, they're in still overseas now. We fly there do what we have to do, get back. Once they think it's over, and after they recover from our first visit. We'll pay them another visit, until we decided they had enough."The man said
"I like the way he thinks."Maria said, the other two divas agreeing "So do we fly out?"
"Tomorrow morning."The man said
John and Lita really didn't know what they were in store for.
Lita and John's room
"I knew it, what do you call this?"Lita said holding up the cookies
She had finally got John down and was able to find out what was in his pockets. It wasn't like it was any surprise, she had saw him take the cookies. He was the one that didn't want to admit to it, but she had proof right in her hand.
"Where did that come from?"John ask innocently "I have no idea were they came from."
"Don't play dumb with me Cena, even though it's going to be kinda hard."Lita said smirking as he pouted "You should know by now that, that doesn't work with me. So tell me why you stole the cookies."
"I was framed."John said "I didn't have a clue they were in there."
"Sure you didn't, what's with the cookie breath than? It's because you ate those cookies John. Stop trying to lie about it."Lita said
"Ok, fine. They actually were free, I just don't think they meant take as many as I did. I was hungry, can you blame?"John ask
"Yes I can, your bad John."Lita said "Stealing cookies, shame on you."
"They were free. What about you, I know you saw some of your favorite cookies on that table. You telling me you didn't take any? I know you had to have taken a few."John said
"I had two cookies, I didn't get carried away like you did."Lita said
"Oh really? Well I just happen to have found these, in your purse. Care to explain were you got these from?"John ask, holding up a bag of cookies
"I was framed."Lita said "Oh wait you use that one already, um...I brought them off some little kid."
"Face Li, you were just as bad as I was. Were cookie thefts Li, imagine that in the news paper. Cookies Thefts."John said "Tell all your children to hide their cookies."
"You think were going to need therapy for this?"Lita ask laughing
"Honey we were going to need therapy regardless, I think we just add a few extra years though."John said laughing as well