Cause you don't have Breasts
"All right kid! Now remember, don't look at Jean in any 'I love you' or 'thanks for the lay' way! Because if you do I'll kill yeah! Jean isn't as strong as the Professor and if he suspects that you two did something…and he looks into your mind-it wont take long for him to break through Jean's mental block and know what a naughty little Romeo you've been! So no funny business!" Logan instructed with all his authority, as Marie smiled at him calmly.
"Logan, have I ever let you down?" Marie asked, as Logan rolled his eyes, before reaching into his leather jacket for a cigar.
"Not yet! But experience tells me that most people get all mushy and gushy when they get laid for the first time…which gives me reason to think that your going to destroy your composure and act like an oversexed buffoon!" Logan replied with a grunt, as Marie smiled amusingly.
"Well, I have way more control than most people…and when I see Jean I wont even think about her naked sweaty body against mine-"
"all right I got the picture-"
"or her amazing kisses that leave me breathless-"
"Yeah I know-"
"Or how her hips rise when she's about to-"
"Hey kid! Shut the hell up all right? Some people don't like to hear about the porn you entertain yourself to late at night!" Logan responded boldly, as Marie flashed him a dreamy look that let him know that she was still on planet love with Jean. "Ah boy! You're going to blow it! I just hope that while Jean sets those mental blocks in your mind…that she can erase that stupid look off your face from your memory so I have no chance in hell of seeing it ever again!" Logan replied grumpily, feeling slight jealousy towards Marie's relationship with Jean.
"Look Logan. I'm serious! When I see Jean, I won't even smile at her…I'll just say 'hi' and then-Jean! Hey!" Marie interrupted herself as she saw Jean round the corner, and make her way towards her.
"Hey…" Jean greeted happily, her eyes focused firmly on Marie's, as Logan watched them intently.
"How are you?" Marie asked, as she moved to be closer to Jean, whose smile widened by the second.
"I'm great. More than great actually…"
"Really? How are you then?"
Logan rolled his eyes, as he watched the two lovers talk so soothingly to each other, as well as stare at each other with such love stricken eyes. And as he watched the two reach out to hold each other's hands lovingly, he knew that he could kiss his lunch goodbye.
Ewww I think I am going to be physically ill! This is way to sappy for me! Logan thought to himself as he pulled out his lighter.
"Mmm…completely and utterly satisfied" Jean answer with a grin, before placing a quick kiss on Marie's plump and anticipating lips.
"All right! That's enough out of you two!" Logan interrupted, as he watched as the lover's began to turn their innocent quick kiss into a passionate and affectionate make out session.
"Ladies! Let's give it a rest…" Logan began, in an attempt to get the two lovers to stop attacking each other with their hungry lips. "I'm serious here! Come on! Didn't you guys get enough of that earlier?" Logan asked.
"Mmm…need more!" Marie responded to Logan's question, parting from Jean's lips for a moment, before feeling Jean's hand move to the back of her scalp to force the girls lips back against her own. Fearing that someone would see what the two forbidden lovers were doing, Logan broke up the make out session the best way he knew how.
"Hey ladies! Guess whose pitch'n a tent right now?"
"Ewww Logan!" Marie and Jean replied, as they quickly parted from each other and covered their eyes with their hands.
"Damn it Marie! I thought we had this discussion about control!" Logan condemned, as Marie shrugged her shoulders.
"I couldn't help it! Jean is just so God damn sexy!"
"Mmm baby you know you drive me crazy!" Jean answered through a moan, before pulling Marie against her to continue their make out session.
"Oh for the love of God!" Logan complained, before adding, "Ladies…you better separate before the one eyed monster makes an appearance!"
"Oh, hell no!" Marie exclaimed, as Jean and Marie pulled away from each once again to cover their eyes.
With a look of satisfaction on his face, Logan quickly moved to stand between the two lovers. He then placed one arm around Marie's neck, and then another around Jean's, before guiding the ladies onward.
"Romeo…" Logan paused to look at Marie, "Juliet…" Logan paused again to look at Jean, "as much as I would love to see you two get down on each other…my job is actually to make sure that you to rewrite that unhappy ending in 'Romeo & Juliet' and replace it with a much happier version. Which means, no more making out until Marie is 18! Once again, I will make this statement known…you two will stay away from each other for now on, and when Marie turns 18 you two can screw like bunnies for all the world can care! If you two would like to see that day as a reality, then I highly suggest that you two keep it in your pants!" Logan finished gruffly, as Marie couldn't help but giggle. "Who hit your funny bone chuckles?" Logan asked, as Jean began to chuckle alongside Marie.
"Logan…Lesbians fuck with their hands and tongues…"
"Yeah so?"
"So…you want Jean and I to walk around with our hands down our pants?"
"Oh for!" Logan exclaimed as Jean and Marie roared with laughter.
"Logan…I don't think Marie and I are flexible enough to walk around with both our hands and our mouths down our pants!" Jean added, making Marie laugh to the point of tears, as Logan rolled his eyes and mumbled something under his breath.
"Damn lesbians…" Logan stated with annoyance, as Jean and Marie smiled proudly for their role in making Logan flustered.
"So, where's Storm?" Logan asked, in an attempt to move away from the trauma brought on by the current topic.
"She stopped to yell at a few kids for using their powers to have a snow ball fight. She told me to go on ahead, and that she'll catch up with me later…" Jean explained as Logan and Marie listened intently.
"She trusted you enough to let you walk to the Professor's office all by yourself?" Marie asked.
"Of course sweet heart! Storm and I have been friends for years. She trusts me…" Jean replied with a friendly smile, which turned to a chuckle when she heard Marie's next words.
"You don't need supervision? Logan? Why do I need supervision and Jean doesn't?"
"Because you have the worst amount of self control known to man kind!" Logan responded with a growl, as Marie shot him a shocked and offended expression.
"There's nothing wrong with my self control!"
"Uh, honey? Who was it that went looking for me after being told to never see me again? Whose idea was it to have sex?" Jean replied with a knowing smile.
"Listen to your girlfriend…she's right! You have very little control…or common sense, but we'll get back to that later!" Logan responded with a smile. Logan laughed in amusement as Marie smacked him playfully on the stomach, before he realized that his cigar was missing. "Where's my cigar?"
"You dropped it back there when you were to busy watching Marie and I make out…" Jean reminded with a grin as Marie chuckled in amusement.
"…Damn lesbians! That was my last cigar…" Logan complained sadly, as Jean and Marie smiled in amusement.
As the three turned the corner to make their way to the Professor's office, Logan quickly let go of the two girls, and waited for Jean to say what she wanted to say.
"Ok, I should probably walk in there alone…so he doesn't suspect that I broke the rules already." Jean replied as Marie and Logan nodded their heads in agreement. "Oh, and Marie…" Jean began before placing her hands on either side of Marie's face. "Let me place those mental blocks in your mind. It should momentarily make you forget about the sex as well as the make-out session we just had a few moments ago…" Jean began, before focusing her telepathy on Marie's mind.
"But baby…I don't want to forget what we did!"
"Don't worry…I'll get rid of the mental block as soon as the meeting is over…" Jean reassured with a smile, before beckoning Marie to be quite. After a few moments, Jean released her hold on Marie's head, and backed away. And as Marie broke out of her daze, with Logan at her side, Jean quickly made her way towards the Professor's office. She'll be ok…its just a little disorienting-she'll be fine in a couple of moments Jean reassured Logan, before closing the solid oak door to the Professor's office shut behind her.
"Marie…Marie are you all right? What do you remember?" Logan asked, as Marie tried to focus her eyes on Logan's gruff features.
"I'm fine. Just a little disoriented…" Marie explained before answering Logan's other question. "I remember walking down the hallway with you, after leaving my dorm room where Kitty is waiting for us…and now we're standing down the hall from the Professor's office, talking…" Marie finished with a smile, as Logan squinted his eyes before asking.
"Is that all you remember?"
"Yeah. I mean, I know that I want to ask the Professor if I Kitty and I can have our own rooms…and that I'm going to see the Professor about the deal you told me about." Marie answered, her eyes shining brightly as Logan prepared to ask Marie one final question.
"Marie. When was the last time you saw Jean?"
"She was in the Professor's office still when I was sent out of the room"
"what did you do after that?"
"I went to my dorm room…"
"And then?"
"Cried for a bit, before Kitty came in to comfort me. And then you came in and told me that the Professor wanted to see me about a deal" Marie answered, as she watched Logan's face turn to a nice and calmed expression. "Logan, why are you asking me these questions?"
"No reason! Just get your ass in there! I'll wait for you outside…" Logan responded with huff, as he lightly pushed Marie towards the direction of the Professor's office.
"Sure thing Logan!" Marie replied as she moved towards the door, entering the Professor's office moments later.
Good luck kid! And don't do something stupid! Logan thought to himself as he made himself comfortable against the wall, while he waited for Marie.
As Marie entered the Professor's office, she gently closed the door behind her, and moved her eyes in the direction of Jean. But, Marie soon looked away from Jean, to study the floor as she tried to collect her thoughts and the urge to go to her lover and hold her close.
"Rogue! Nice of you to join us…please, take a seat" the Professor greeted with a smile, as he directed Marie's gaze towards the empty seat in front of his desk and next to Jean. Marie nodded her head in greeting, before her eyes moved to lock onto Jean's.
"Hey…" Jean mouthed happily, as she watched Marie return her smile with one of her own.
"Hey…" Marie replied back in a whisper, as the Professor looked on with a calm expression. Jean turned her eyes away from Marie, as Marie made her way towards her seat and sat calmly in front of the Professor.
"Now then…I don't wish to keep you from whatever you may have been doing…so let's get this over with!" The Professor stated, a kind smile forming on his lips, his eyes making contact with Jean's and then Marie's, before continuing. "I recognize the love you two have for each other. And although I know that you two are angry with me-which I understand more than anything…but I had to take some measures-ones that would definitely not have the authorities involved." The Professor explained; as Marie and Jean fought hard not to steal the occasional look in the others direction.
"So, does that mean that you'll let me be with Jean?" Marie asked hopefully, watching out of the corner of her eye as Jean bowed her head in response to the question.
"Hopefully it will!" the Professor replied, which brought Jean's full attention back to the Professor. "Now, I know that Logan must have spoken to you about the deal already…but, allow me to shed more light in that direction!" The Professor stated knowingly, as Jean and Marie shifted uncomfortably in their seats. "If you two can follow my rules, and stay away from each other, until Rogue turns 18. Then I will allow you two to be together, as well as members of the X-Men! But, if you fail to abide by my rules…and I learn that you two have met in secret and have done more than kiss…the deal will be off!" The Professor stopped what he was saying, so that he could shift his gaze in Marie's direction, before continuing. "…And as punishment, as soon as Rogue turns 18 she will be forced to leave the mansion forever! And you, Jean…" the Professor paused once again to return his gaze to Jean. "…You will have to stay at the mansion, for the rest of your days! Don't even think about trying to run away with Rogue! " The Professor finished, his eyes monitoring the different responses in the women closely.
"But that's not fair! I mean, once Marie turns 18, she's legal…I can be with her legally at that point" Jean responded with a blank expression, "not to mention that I have the right to leave or not leave the mansion whenever I please! I'm not your student anymore!" Jean stated truthfully, as the Professor shook his head in agreement.
"That's true Jean. That's why this deal is an option. You agree to the deal you agree to the terms as well as the punishment and rewards that come with the deal. You accept my deal and honor it; you will be with Rogue again. You accept my deal and break the rules; then you will stay here forever while Marie will be forced to leave. That is the terms…the deal is on the table but only for a limited time. Take it or leave Jean and Rogue…decide now!" The Professor finished with a plain expression, as he watched Jean and Marie flash each other a questioning look.
"What happens if we don't take the deal?" Marie asked, removing her eyes away from Jean to look at the Professor.
"Then…the rules still apply but the rewards aren't the same. If Jean honors the rules I gave her; then I will allow her to be with you. But, if she breaks the rules I made for her; I alert the authorities and have Jean arrested and placed in solitary confinement under the charges of a pedophile-"
"you can't do that!" Marie exclaimed angrily, bursting to her feet as her blood boiled at the thought of Jean being called a pedophile.
"Marie please sit down!" Jean begged, as she motioned for Marie to calm down and to take her seat. As Marie did as her lover told her, Jean struggled to control her trembling hands.
"Ok, Professor...we'll take the deal" Marie answered, knowing that Jean agreed.
"Very good! You two may leave now" the Professor responded with a smile, as Jean and Marie rose to exit the room.
As Marie and Jean walked to the door, Jean tried her hardest to keep herself from pulling Marie into a great big hug. As Marie moved to open the door for Jean, the Professor ignored the pair to grade some papers, as Jean walked out into the hallway with Marie behind her. As the door closed behind them, Jean and Marie walked a few paces towards a waiting Logan. After a moment, before Logan could utter a greeting to the two visibly upset women, Jean quickly turned on her heel and forced Marie against the wall. As Marie stared up into Jean's sad eyes, the woman leaned in and placed a loving gentle kiss on Marie's lips. As the kiss turned into a slow sensual kiss, Jean gently placed her hands on either side of Marie's face. When Jean released her hold on Marie after a moment, she broke away from Marie's lips, and reluctantly backed away from her girl.
"What the hell?" Logan began, as he moved in to stand closer to the pair. "Didn't know you were that good of a kisser!" Logan added, making Jean smile for a moment.
"I just got rid of the mental block I placed in her mind. She'll be fine in a moment or two…and besides, that kiss will probably be the last one I will share with Marie for a long time…I just wanted to feel her lips on mine one last time" Jean explained, her eyes displaying a lost and longing look as she stared deeply into Marie's eyes.
"Wow…" Marie began, as she quickly gave her head a shake, as to erase the feeling of disorientation from her young mind.
"You ok baby?"
"Yeah…are you?"
"I'm holding on…" Jean answered with a look of sadness, her hand holding Marie's for a moment.
"Please don't let go…" Marie pleaded with a haunting look, as Jean moved forward and placed her hand against Marie's cheek. Jean gently caressed Marie's cheek with the pad of her thumb, as Marie stared longingly back into Jean's teary eyes.
"Never…" Jean promised, before being interrupted by Logan clearing his throat loudly.
"Hey love bird…you two better separate before someone sees you breaking the rules…" At hearing this, Jean backed away from a gloomy Marie, who shook her head in agreement to Logan's warning.
"Yeah…I better go back and talk to the Professor anyways. I just have to ask him something…I'll see you" Marie replied, before making her way back to the Professor's office.
"See you…" Jean responded gloomily; unaware of the true meaning behind Marie's last words. Jean's eyes watched Marie enter the Professor's office, a lost look played on her face as a tremble formed on her bottom lip, while Logan watched on sadly.
"Uh, Professor?" Marie called out to the Professor, after opening the door and making her way back into the office.
"Yes Rogue?"
"May I ask a favor?" Marie asked with a hopeful look on her creamy complexion.
"Sure! What is it Rogue?"
"Kitty and I were wondering if we could live in our own separate rooms…you know, no longer having to live with 8 other girls!" Marie explained, as the Professor nodded his head in contemplative thought.
As Jean stood in front of a visibly worried Logan, her eyes dropped to the floor, her face darkening, which added to her current depression.
"Jean? Are you all right?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine…man can Charles be such a bastard sometimes!" Jean replied through an uneasy chuckle.
"What? Even worse than me?" Logan replied, causing Jean to laugh as Logan smiled appreciatively.
"Thanks Logan for the laugh. I better get going though, before Marie leaves the Professor's office and tries for another kiss. I really have to work on avoiding her-cause if I don't its off to prison I go-"
"What?" Logan interrupted.
"I can't talk about it right now Logan…Marie heard it all, she'll tell you all about it" Jean responded through a few tears, as she pushed past the big man to make her way back to her room. "Oh and Logan!"
"Yeah Jean?"
"I know my love well enough to know when she's planning to do something stupid" Jean replied, as Logan shook his head in agreement
"Yeah, I know what you're saying." Logan replied with a smile as his thoughts went back to Marie.
"As I was saying. I know my lover enough to know that she's planning something…do me a favor and make sure that she doesn't try to visit me. I don't think I can handle the risk of losing Marie permanently…"
"Why don't you tell her yourself?"
"Because if I try to tell her something now…she'll just focus on my lips or my breasts-and then she'll never get the message. I need you to tell her…"
"Why am I so special all of a sudden?"
"Because you don't have breasts!" Jean replied with a wide grin, as she recalled how much of a fascination Marie had with her breasts.
As Logan watched Jean make her way down the hall in the direction of her room, he jumped at the sound of Marie yelling in praise.
"He said yes!" Marie replied jumping into Logan's arms, with a wide smile that confused the man when he compared Marie's reaction to her earlier one.
"Why are you so happy?" Logan asked, as he let Marie down to stand.
"I asked the Professor if Kitty and I could have a room separate from the other girls in my dorm room…and he said YES!" Marie exclaimed happily, before grabbing for Logan's big hand and dragging him around the corner and down the hall.
"What's so great about this again?" Logan asked, after Marie finally released his arm and stopped to talk.
"Well isn't it obvious? Now that I have a room alone with Kitty…Kitty can get me to Jean's room at night without getting caught!" Marie whispered in a low but excited tone, as Logan moved closer in order to hear and understand Marie's words.
"Oh, no you don't!" Logan began, but without much success as he soon found himself being dragged down the hallway and towards Marie's dorm room, where Kitty awaited them.
"Come on Logan! We have to tell Kitty the good news!" Marie stated, clearly uncaring of what Logan had to say.
"Look kid! I got something to say!"
"It can wait! At least until we're safely inside my dorm room!" Marie replied, stopping as she stood in front of the door leading to the dorm room. Don't worry Jean! I'll make sure that we are back in each other's arms! Even if it's only at night…