I wanted to apologize for being so inactive.

Unfortunately, all my documents were deleted, due me not editing them in 60 days. I may have lost a chapter, I'm not sure. And if anyone can give me prompts or ideas for Kiryu Family Stories (or Kuran Family stories), feel free. You will get credit. I kinda need some ideas -_-


"I am in Misery

There ain't nobody who can comfort me

Why won't you answer me?

The silence is slowly killing me."

"Zero" Miss Kiryu hissed quietly.

The child gave her a passive look and bowed his head. He bit his lip, and stayed still for a moment. Azumi (1) waited for her oldest son to talk. He looked up suddenly, silver strands of hair covering lavender eyes. Azumi rejected the urge to tuck the loose strands behind his ear.

'Remember' she thought, 'You are supposed to be mad.' She cleared her throat and leaned close to Zero's face.

"Zer-"

"Azumi"

Miss Kiryu's head turned sharply, to address who had called her. Her long blonde locks ended up slapping Zero's face. Zero sighed.

"You should get a haircut, mom"

Ignoring the comment, Azumi looked up to find her husband, Senji (2) was the one who had called her. He had a distressed look on his face.

"Azumi" he said, rushed. "Something horrible has happened!"

"Wha-" she started, but Senji turned dramatically, put one of his hands over his face to hide is despair, and another over his wife's mouth.

"Someone...ATE ALL THE CAKE!" he sobbed.

The room got quiet. Zero sighed. Azumi's face turned upset.

"I know!" she said frantically.

My parents are such freaks, thought Zero.

"It was on the kitchen counter, just an hour ago!"

"Senji, this is the worst thing to happen in liKE HISTORY!"

"Azumi, I undERSTAND THAT!"

"And-"

"And?"

"ZERO DID IT!" cried Azumi.

Senji gasped. He leaped back and pointed an accusing finger at Zero.

"Demon Spawn!" he shouted.

"I'm your spawn" (3)

Zero rolled his eyes, crossed his arms, leaned back on the couch and took a deep breath, as if he had said this a million times before (which he has)

"And I didn't eat the cake"

The parents were quiet for a moment.

"LIAR!"

"I DIDN'T EAT THE FUC-"

The three got quiet as they heard Ichiru's humming as he walked down the steps. In his hand; a plate, with a few cake crumbs on it.

Azumi and Senji gasped in union.

"Hey, my bitches" said Ichiru.

"You ate the cake!"

"The entire thing"

"Yup" laughed Ichiru cruelly,placing his finger on a remaining crumb, and bringing it up to his mouth. "L-O-L" he said, letter, by letter.

"No, Ichiru!" cried his mother.

"Why would you do this to us?" sobbed Senji.

Lavender orbs met blue.

"Because", smirked Ichiru. He walked into the kitchen and put the plate into the sink. He walked out (strutted, would be a better word) , sat next to his brother, wrapped an arm around him, and placed his check against his twin's.

"You were gonna think it was Zero"

"This is harassment" Zero said dully.

"Our son is evil!"

"Ichiru has turned!"

"Ichiru has always been like this" Zero sighed

"No! This is genius!"

"What? Senji! He ate our cake!"

Ichiru smirked as he watched his parents debates. He stood up, brushed off some cake crumbs, and blew a kiss to Zero.

Zero sighed.


(1) and (2) The names that I picked from the parents came from SavedByDarkInnocence 's fanfiction. Senji and Azumi are the name of the Kiryu parents, and the names just stuck in my head. Giving her credit :3

(3) A quote from Yotsuba&!

Sorry it's short! But I haven't updated in 9 months. You guys needed a chapter.

Sorry!

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