CH 14: So Much for You're Happy Ending
Arceus and Dialga approached the fallen dragon. "You're going to be punished for your insolence." Arceus informed. "I stopped caring a long time ago." Palkia replied. "Suck mine!" The god said as an energy veil surrounded them. Kirby looked at this and back at the pistol. The puff-ball picked it up and shot it at Arceus dealing a sharp blow to his head. "Kirby, what're you doing?" Meta Knight asked making the puff-ball laugh. "I think I deserve a reward for helping you idiots." "What could we have that you would want?" Dialga asked curiously.
"Give me the damn Lustrious Orb." Kirby replied pointing at Palkia. When he said this, Arceus' eyes widened. "I figured it out. Palkia and Dialga don't actually control time and space. Those orbs do! Give me the damn Lustrious Orb!" "How did you figure that out?" Arceus asked stomping his hoof on the ground. Kirby laughed at the question. "It was kind of simple actually. I pay attention to every detail presented to me. When we first met, Palkia was injured as he is now. His injury caused my world to switch ratings with the Call of Duty universe. He even said it wouldn't be a problem once he recovered. Next, I noticed that every space related attack the Palkia does causes the orbs on his shoulders to light up. Not very hard to figure out."
Arceus looked at Kirby and turned his head sideways. "You know far too much. You'll have to be killed." Dialga said as his own Adament Orb lit up. The time deity let loose the Roar of Time which Kirby's Warp star blocked. Arceus shot a hyper beam knocking him off the Warp Star. "Help me!" Kirby ordered Meta Knight and Dedede. "Oh no. You got yourself into this. I'm not bailing you out." Meta Knight replied. "Meta Kight, should I help Kirby?" "Yes." "Then screw you Kirby! HA!" "Asshole..." "I know. Aren't I just the worst?"
"Now what, Kirby?" Dialga asked as he and Arceus flew around the puff-ball as he stood up. Kirby quickly spat out a grenade and reinhaled it. He immediatly transformed into Bomb Kirby. "WHAT?" Arceus shouted clearly pissed off. "How did he have that grenade in him the whole time but when he inhaled it again he got the copy ability. Oh kirbybringsdemise66, you can suck my cock!" Dialga shouted. "I'm the main character, Dialga. I have the power to defy logic." Kirby informed chucking a Super Bomb which he stole from Bomberman a while back. The massive bomb exploded Dialga taking him out of the sky.
Arceus gave Kirby a glare. "I didn't want to do this but oh well." The god prepared Judgement and fired it and the massive attack came down upon Kirby who dodged each one. "WHAT?" The god shouted. "I know the dance, Arceus." "IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN YOU KNOW THE DDR DANCE FOR CARTOON HEROES, THE SPEEDY VERSION, BY HEART?" Kirby laughed evilly. "I'm afraid that attack is useless." Arceus glared at Kirby evilly and fired another Judgement at Kirby.
"We are the cartoon heroes, WHOA, We are the ones who gonna last forever. We came out of a crazy mind. WHOA! and walked out on a piece of paper!" Kirby sang as he dodged the attack again. "Impossible... How do you, a brutal killer, know about that?" "When you need to torture your victims, you look to the truely evil..." "You sick bastard." "I get that alot. Kirby tossed a super bomb at Arceus whoe blasted right through it with a hyper beam which hit Kirby making him lose the copy ability.
"Your pitiful stupidity has gone on long enough, douchebag!" Arceus shouted. Kirby spat out another grenade. "Oh Arceus. We're just getting started." He said inhaling it. This time, no hat came upon him. "Oh FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOUR MOTHER! FUCK!" Meta Knight screamed as he picked up Dedede and spread his wings flying off. "Um, what ability to you have?" Arceus asked. "...CRASH..." Kirby sneered. "I'M GOING TO JUDGEMENT THIS WRITER SO HARD! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW HARD THE CRITIC 3 IS GOING TO BE ON THIS CHAPTER?!" "Fuck the Critic 3." Kirby replied creating a massive explosion. It hit Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia blasting the 3 of them to the edge of the island.
"I'm the winner. Now to take my prize." Kirby came to Palkia and forcefully ripped the Lustrious orb out of his shoulder. "Now, let's send you to a prison of eternal darkness." Kirby sneered opening a portal which sucked the three into it. Meta Knight and Dedede then returned to the island. "What're you going to do with that?" Meta Knight asked. "Fuse every universe...together." "Why the hell would you want to do that?" Dedede asked. "To make the scale of victims more...plentiful."
"That's sick!" Meta Knight yelled. "You know what's sick. How everyone takes everything and everyone they have in life for granted. Brothers and sisters fight. Husband and wife fight. Mother and son fight. Friends fight. Nations fight. Nobody loves anything anymore. The phrase, "I love you", is said so often it loses all of its meaning. Especially by those who don't really feel it when they say it. I'll end it. I'll end all of it. I'll see to it people cherish what they have. Because, what they have will be dead. They'll see how much their sister meant to them when she lies butchered at their feet. The whole world will suffer what I have suffered. Everyone will realize that somebody matters to them But, they'll figure it out too late. As when they do, that person will be dead. Tiff was unjustly taken from me, so I'll see to it that everyone knows exactly what it feels like to lose someone they love. Now begins an era. an era of slaughter. The era of realization. This is the era of Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede..."
To be continued...