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Lead him in the wrong direction
Lucy was running to me doing the pee-pee dance like a 5 year old
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LUCY YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DOING THE PEEPEE DANCE!"
"That's cause I am you imbecile! I forgot where the bathroom is!"
"Oh well umm let me see!" I was going to tell him where the ladies bathroom was.
"Second door to the left upstairs."
"Thank you! Wow! Saying that hurt"
I sat down on the sofa and started to read the comics in The Daily Prophet when I heard Cissy scream,
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THE WOMENS BATHROOM YOU IDIOT! WE WERE DOING GIRLY STUFF IN THERE!"
"Yeah!" he started weakly "I saw!"
SLAP!
"OOOOWWWWW! THAT HURT REAL BAD YOU'RE MY WIFE YOUR NOT MEANT TO DO THAT!"
"I'M NOT YOUR WIFE ANYMORE!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
"YAY!" I screamed from the bottom of the stairs.
"YOU IMBECILE YOU LOST ME MY WIFE AND MY JOB AND MY OLD WAND AND HALF MY SANITY!"
"Hi to you as well Loony Lucy!"
"AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
"CONFUNDUS!" I shouted at him
"Ooooooh! Me is feeling confused! Me feels weird! Me is feeling like a girly girl! Hey Jenny does you wanna do makeovers and nails with me?"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed and dropping a vase on his head taking him out of the jinx.
"JJJEEEENNNNY LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME…" He shouted before fainting.
I prodded him with my wand and when he didn't wake up I ran away in a fit of giggles.
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