Blaine smirked back. 'Well, the Warblers used to practice until someone showed up.' He glanced at the Warblers, nodding towards the stage. They got up and made their way in the direction. 'Which reminds me; I have my song chosen.' Winking, he followed his team mates.
'It's a good thing you joined in November Kurt, because it means we have numbers you don't know. Just remember, you're not the only one with the, incredibly tight, pants in this relationship. Or do I need to remind you of Teenage Dream? Anyway, I know just how to push your buttons, like you know mine.' He whispered to the Warblers, and they quickly filed into formation. 'So without further ado, I present the Dalton Academy Warblers. Enjoy the show ladies, Kurt.' Winking, he moved to the back of the group.
Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum
The group split apart, into another formation; Blaine moving with them.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Sugar, sugar
Mmm ... ooh
He finally stepped forwards, sliding forwards on each 'sugar'. Kurt's mouth dropped. The look on Blaine's face was so 'come hither' Kurt nearly wanted to jump on stage!
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?
Kurt was glad he hadn't seen this song before. At least now he was allowed to jump Blaine. If they had sung this instead of Teenage Dream, he didn't want to think how hard the wait would have been. 'Thinking of hard...' Kurt though, glancing down, unwilling to tear his eyes off Blaine.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so baby
'Told you I'd get you, Kurt Hummel, and we're not even at the good part...' Blaine smirked. He watched Kurt's eyes glance down before flicking back up, a blush spreading up his neck. 'Welcome to my world honey.' Catching Kurt's eye, he winked. The girls looked pretty hot as well. 'Who would have thought acapella groups would be this... delicious' Santana thought. She may love Britt, but she still needed a bit of loving from the opposite sex once in a while.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
Rachel slipped back into the room, all eyes locked on the stage. She saw Wes's eyes follow her, and she just grinned at him, knowing the cogs in his head were whirring as well. This would be a brilliant idea...
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Finn didn't know whether to be worried or not. Blaine was a good guy, but he was singing a sex song to his brother. Then he remembered Kurt's diva tendencies. 'Yeah, he's not doing anything Kurt won't want to do... Plus, I don't think he'd ever intentionally hurt Kurt. Huh, intentionally, big word.' Finn lost focus soon after that, not really wanting to watch the Warblers seduce the females, and more effeminate male, of New Directions.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone
Rachel slid over to Mr Schue and whispered in his ear. This was going to be so epic! Wes had caught on, thank heavens. They could plot later.
Dum, beb, Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum, beb, Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum, beb, Dum, beb,
Dum
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, honey, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, sugar, let me no
Owh!
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so, baby
if you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, let me know
Oh, if you want my body
'Yes Blaine, yes I do... Where did that come from...?' Kurt was alarmed at himself. That was the first time he'd thought something like that... But it was good. Then he noticed something else. Only Blaine was off the stage. And Wes and David were smirking. What was going on here?
Vum, vum, vum, vum,
Vum, vum, vum, vum,
Blaine looked just as shocked as he did, before quickly regaining composure and leering at Kurt, slipping into the song once more. 'This won't be good!' Kurt squeaked in his head. Rachel and Mercedes were looking at him, the song registering in their heads. The others just looked at him. He shook his head, looking towards Blaine who was stalking towards him. 'Well, why not make this more real?' he thought, slowly moving away. Blaine quickly took up the chase.
Baby girl, where you at?
Got no strings, got men attached
Can't stop that feelin' for long no
Mmmm
You makin' dogs wanna beg
Breaking them off your fancy legs
But they make you feel right at home, now
Ooooh
See all these illusions just take us too long
And I want it bad...
Because you walk pretty,
because you talk pretty,
'Cause you make me sick
And I'm not leavin', till you're leavin'
Oh I swear there's something when she's pumpin',
Asking for a raise
Well does she want me to carry her home now?
Out of his pocket, he pulled the pink sunglasses. Kurt stopped to look before remembering he was supposed to be playing hard to get. 'But he looks so delectable in them and his blazer... He's gaining!'
So does she want me to buy her things?
On my house, on my job
On my loot, shoes, my shirt,
My crew, my mind, my father's last name?
When I get you alone ('lone)
When I get you you'll know baby (know)
When I get you alone ('lone)
When I get you alone now
Blaine was having way too much fun! And he couldn't wait for the reaction to the next verse. Kurt was being so coy, when he knew that he enjoyed it just as much. This song was going back on his Top 10. 'Thanks guys...' he quickly though to his team mates. This would replace the much harsher memories.
Come on
Oh yeah-yeah
Baby girl you da Ssh
that makes you my equivalent
Well you can keep your toys in the drawer tonight,
Blaine subtly licked his lips at Kurt, who shivered. 'That's right. My turn now.' He thought. Kurt halted slightly, staring at Blaine's mouth. 'Don't mind if I do.'
All right
all my dawgs talkin' fast-
Ain't you got some photographs?
'Cause you shook that room like a star, now
yes you did, yes you did
All these intrusions just take us too long
and I want you so bad...
Because you walk city,
because you talk city,
'Cause you make me sick
And I'm not leavin', till you're leavin'
Kurt weaved in and out of New Directions, getting bolder and letting Blaine catch up before darting away again. At one point he attempted to hide behind Finn, hoping he'd scare Blaine away. However, Finn just moved. He darted towards the stage, and hopped up, the Warblers framing him as Blaine approached
(Ahhhh...oh)
So I pray to something she ain't bluffin',
rubbin' up on me
well does she want me to make a vow?
Check it
Well does she want me to make it now?
On my house, on my job
On my loot, shoes, my voice,
My crew, my mind, my father's last name?
Hopping off stage, Kurt began to sashay away from Blaine, casting a look over one shoulder. 'There are two playing this game, Mr Anderson. I know you want me too.' He thought.
When I get you alone ('lone)
When I get you you'll know baby (know)
When I get you alone ('lone)
When I get you alone
Kurt began heading towards a corner of the gym, knowing exactly where this was heading. So what if he wanted it! They were a mutual pair; Kurt just knew how to make Blaine go the tiniest bit crazy and so did Blaine. Blaine's weak spot was Kurt's hips, and Kurt's was Blaine's hair out of its gel shell. Kurt was just more secure about his. He was lucky he even knew about it. Blaine however, got a free pass to his whenever Kurt was in a mood, and boy was he in one.
Ooooh
When I get you alooone
Ooooh
Blaine finally caught up, and wrapped Kurt in his arms, kissing him hard. 'Least you can't get me fired.' Kurt whispered when they pulled away. 'Least you won't reject me' Blaine replied, kissing Kurt again. He nudged his tongue outwards, groaning when Kurt opened his mouth. Wanting to keep it slightly decent, he just pulled Kurt closer and let familiarity sink in, not trying anything new. They hadn't done this in so long.
Wes took the momentary distraction to sidle over to Rachel, who quickly caught on. They had a plan to make. She passed her phone over and put her own number in his.
'I'll text you later.' She mouthed.
'This will be epic.' He replied just as Kurt and Blaine resurfaced. Kurt looked devious as he looked at Rachel then Blaine.