Dear FanFiction writers,
I warned you.
I warned you not to pair Ziva with someone else.
But nope, you just had to go and do it again didn't you?
What did I ever do to you?
Did I ever insult you? Did I offend your mother?
Nope, don't think so.
I told you I would kill you, but since I made 400 in a pool I'm feel nice today. So you have one more chance.
One more.
Or I will sneak into your house one night and kill you slowly.
sincerely,
Tony