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Couple: Kaito x Len

Rated: T

Holiday: Banana Split Day (June 7)

Requested by: lizzy'-'rocks

Yo, Journal. It's Len again.

Yea…life is just getting harder for me. You know, when I was created along with my gorgeous mirror image, Rin, I figured things would be fairly easy for me. I mean, look at me. Wait, you can't. You're a book. I'm a sexy piece of shota that's half-computer. Well, not so much as Utatane or SF-A2. (Doesn't she just sound like a robot?) Enough of this. As I was saying, I'm the Vocaloid that can be coupled with anybody.

They say Utatane and I make a good couple because we're shotas. And apparently shota yaoi is best yaoi. In case you can't tell, I'm shuddering right now. The same goes for that new kid…what's his name, Oliver? The sailor kid. As I said, the fans believe that 'shota yaoi is best yaoi.'

Rin and I are thought to be a good couple because our character items mix. I mean, who wouldn't love a delicious banana-and-orange smoothie?

And then there are people who think Negibanana is a cute thing. I mean…ew. I suppose it could work, but leeks are just disgusting. Or, I could get technical. 'Spring onions' are disgusting. Besides, Miku is…weird.

And then there's tuna. WHAT IDIOT IN HIS OR HER BRIGHT MIND PAIRS ME WITH LUKA!? Actually…should I really complain? The girl's got a pretty big rack.

….I never said that.

Who else is there? Meiko? Miki? Hm…cherries and bananas…that one could work.

All of these pairings seem so…forced. I mean, sure oranges and bananas mix. Sure, cherries and bananas mix. But Luka and I? And Miku? Meiko?

None of these legitimately fit.

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, do you people have any idea how many pictures I've seen of Gakupo and Kaito molesting me? Seriously? I'm fourteen! How old are they in those pics, like thirty? I'm shivering just thinking about it. Eggplants and bananas. No way. Ice cream and bananas. NO FREAKING WAY! There's no way that can even work. Even sake matches bananas more than ice cream.

Well, I guess –

"Len! Quit writing in your diary; we're going out for ice cream!" Rin's voice jerked the blond boy out of his thoughts. When he looked up, he saw his very own mirror image standing in the doorway, perfect golden eyebrows raised as she watched him drop his pencil in surprise.

"W-where to?"

"That ice cream place down the street." She waved her hand in one direction. "Kaito says they've got the best banana split he's ever had."

Len raised a brow. "B-banana split?"

Rin smiled slightly, fighting a laugh. "Yea. You know, banana, ice cream, cherry on top."

"I-I'll be down in a minute."

Once Rin vanished, Len picked up his pencil once again and continued writing.

Oh, God. Kaito and I are meant to be. That fits so perfectly that it's not even funny. A banana split. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

…Not for Kaito, if that's what you're thinking. Heh….Oh, God. My perfect shota mind has been poisoned.

I'll never look at him the same again.

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(:Mizune