I'M BACK! But here's the bad news: so is Jo Bel. I know, fellow sane people of the world, it's sad but true. Feel free to rip your cloaks in Biblical fashion in order to express your sadness, or simply burn down the nearest house to express your intense anger. Just make sure there's no one inside. Unless Jo Bel's inside. Because if Jo Belkle's inside, the world would be a much better place without her, so BURN AWAY!
I can't find a repost of Jo Bel's story for my life, so in order to continue this commentary, someone's gotta link me to a repost that includes all forty-something chapters.
Until then, I'm just gonna comment on her latest profile, jobel4. Feel free to flame her account, since your flames will be used to fuel her already burning house.
im bak, lusers!111 Oh, God, why? ur all just a bunch off STUPOD nurthners cuz u got me wondrfel STORY taken duun sveral times alredy!1111 But does that deter her? HELL NO! well, guess wat? dis time u wont b so luky!111 haha
anywae my names jo belk walker. i am a SXY sutthner LIES, I'm sure . i lov trakterz, crunty music, hay I would think she prefers grass to hay, since she's a cow and all, REDneks, TRAKTERZ, darrel *gags*, suthners, i lov evrthing suhthern. cuz surthneeeetrs r awsum.
BY DA WAE Learn how to spell "way" right already, stup FLAGMING my stury, NORTHENERS! ur problly frum New yurk. or Main. or Nurth carulina. or northner englan. or werever dere is north! Well, I'm in the SOUTHERN part of Washington State. (shh! Don't tell her Washington is in the North! She'll never figure it out on her own) ur just jelus cuz u don hav da advantuge of being a WHITE SUTHENRER lik me. lol I hate her so much.
i h8te liberals Funny, but isn't she considered liberal? gaes bizecuals BLAKS muzlims katlics jews nurds & most of all: NORTHENERS!11111111111 I H8 U!1111111
also if u wann 2 join da KKK here is a link: I'm leaving the link out, since I assume no one reading this will want to join the KKK anyway.
im gettin mi REVENGE on all of u!111 God, please save us from Jo Bel's wrath! I wont be nice ANYMURR! Hold on, she was being *nice* before? my REVENGE, it wont b pretty!1111 i will b evn BETTR n strungr dan b4. *flatly* Is that even possible? u will all hav regret mesin wit me n flamin my amzin STURY!11111 For some strange reason... I highly doubt that. u northerner DORKS!1!1
by DA WAAE, "Reel jo bel" is an impresonator. bubba's accuont was also hakked so anything dat cums frum his accunt is fake. I laugh at you. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha.
OH heers me DA pg im posten me sturies der; I left out the link to this one too. We can all do with a little less Jo Bell in our lives. Also, giving you the link would only help her be more popular. Trust me, it's for your own good.