Sorry there aint much action in this one

But sometimes less is more XD

Joker was busy working at his desk. He had been going for 3 days straight and he was growing weary. Eventually he stopped working and leaned back into his chair slowly and breathed a heavy sigh.

It was fun being a criminal mastermind and feared by everyone but it didn't half wear him out. The mental stress he went through while scheming was beyond comprehension and he wasn't appreciated enough for it.

Suddenly there was a gentle knock at the door. It was rather late for visitors and as far as he knew the henchmen were busy playing cards until he gave the orders for them to do otherwise.

"Enter" Joker said in a stern but weary voice. He may have been exhausted but being unpredictable was what gave him an edge and created fear among the underworld of crime.

Slowly the door opened and Harley stood in the doorway nervously. She was wearing a red spaghetti strap tank top and a pair of black shorts. Her make-up was natural and her hair was tied into a single ponytail.

Joker could feel a small bulge in his pants forming but he kept quiet about it. He wanted to admire the beauty before him instead of rushing into things immediately like so many other fools. A small smile spread across Joker's face but he decided to pretend to be cross in order to wind her up "What can I do for you Harley?" he said sternly.

Harley swallowed nervously "I thought I could cheer you up or keep you company" she said quietly playing with her fingers. She was always timid when she interrupted his work due to pissing him off once before and learning her lesson the hard way.

Joker went quiet and a thoughtful look spread across his face. His back had been hurting quite a bit so a backrub would be nice; that and he had been thinking about rewarding her for a while.

"I can always wait till later if this is a bad time" Harley said anxiously. She looked nervous and unsure as if he was going to throw a large blunt object at her then and there.

Joker shook his head "No its fine sweets in fact you can help me with something" he said deviously. As long as she was offering he might as well take it but playing with her was not going to be avoided.

Harley perked up a little "I can?" she said happily.

The Joker nodded "Indeed you can sweets" he said his dark eyes twinkling mischievously.

"I'm so glad Puddin" Harley said cheerfully.

About 20 minutes later

Joker was busy scanning over his work quietly. He was making improvements to his work where it was needed "I think this looks good what do you think Harls?" he said casually.

"Mmm Hmm" Harley mumbled quietly. She was busy concentrating on her own work so she was unable to answer him at that point in time.

The Joker wasn't happy by her short answer. He had been working diligently for hours and the least she could do was show enthusiasm "Say again?!" he said sternly.

Harley bobbed her head up from under the desk "Sorry Mistah-J I was concentrating on making you happy" she apologized. Her expression was apologetic and she sounded genuinely sorry.

The Joker smiled "That's ok pooh just gimme your opinion on this" he said kindly patting her head. It was a curse being so attractive but it worked well to his advantage.

Harley got to her knee's and peered at his work. She was quiet for sometime before she smiled and said "It's great Puddin" with a sweet smile.

The Joker ruffled her hair fondly "Good to know sweets" he said happily.

One thing that was always obvious in their relationship was how they spoke about their work. It wasn't often but sometimes Joker would ask for her opinion to make things better or add new parts.

Harley blinked at him innocently "Should I continue?" she asked curiously. She actually looked rather hopeful to the point he wanted to burst out laughing from her eagerness.

The Joker smirked and leaned towards her ear "Upstairs" he whispered quietly. It was good to tease her as it made their intimacy more exciting when they were alone.

Harley smiled deviously a naughty twinkle in her eyes "Yes sir" she said obediently. She may have given Batman the middle finger but she would follow Joker to the ends of the earth.

The Joker smiled deviously. She was a good pet and an even better lover when she was obedient it just made life a lot easier for them both. It was however undeniable that he deeply cared about her and respected her. He may have enjoyed beating her around sometimes but making her mad was a DEFINATE no-no in their relationship.