Chapter 14: The Witch Master
After wondering in the Secret Lair for hours, the megucas have finally found the room where the Joker awaits. They walk into the room and found the Joker.
"It's over witch master!" said Homura. "Your plans of evil ends here!"
"Oh ho ho, I have been waiting for you megucas, and I can't wait to have some excellent fun killing you all!" said the Joker.
"It's your fault that I lost three heads!" said Mami.
"We will end suffering!" said Madoka.
"But being meguca is suffering! You must all suffer more!" said the Joker.
"We don't want to suffer anymore than we did!" said Sayaka.
"I want to tear that clown face of yours to pieces!" said Kyoko.
"Go on and try to touch me!" said the Joker as he brings out a tons of weapons out of nowhere.
"This is going to be interesting!" said Kyubey, as he just sits there doing nothing while doing his :3 face.
Megucas prepare to combat the Joker while epic music began to play. The Joker fires his machine guns, but the megucas were quick to avoid the bullets. The Joker then summons lightnings from the sky, and managed to hit Madoka and Homura. Then Sayaka got up close, but the Joker was quick to bring out his cane to block Sayaka's sword attacks. It was a cane to sword battle between Sayaka and the Joker. Mami then fired her Tiro Finale and hit the Joker, but the Joker survived the attack.
"It will take more than that to kill me!" said the Joker.
The Joker then got hit by Kyoko's spear which she enlarged. The Joker still lives though.
"And that too!" said the Joker.
The Joker then starts throwing bombs like crazy. The megucas got away from the bombs as far as possible. The bombs explode, and caused a huge mess, but somehow, no one is harmed. Not even Kyubey, who is just enjoying the show with his speculating :3 face.
"Wanna watch me do a magic trick with this pencil?" said the Joker as he brings out a pencil.
"I have no interests in pencils." said Homura who then kicks the pencil out of the Joker's hand, and the pencil landed on the Joker's right eye, which really hurts.
"Ouch! Why so serious?" The Joker asked.
"Because I hate your face!" said Homura.
"I'll get you back you unexcellent bitch!" said the Joker.
The Joker replaces his now poked out eye with a robotic, which is a special kind of eye.
"This robotic eye isn't just a replacement eye, it has LAZORS!" said the Joker as he fires the LAZORS!
The megucas managed to dodge LAZOR. But then the LAZOR made a hole on the ceiling, and the falling ceiling part landed on Mami, Kyoko, and Sayaka, but they live since megucas are zombies anyways. Kyoko got pissed, and lifts the ceiling part with super human strength.
"DON'T EVER TRY TO FLATTEN US!" Kyoko shouted as she throws the big ceiling part at the Joker.
The Joker got hit by the ceiling part. Joker still lives and breaks the ceiling part with the aura surrounding his body.
"You megucas are putting on a show, but lets make things MORE excellent!" said the Joker.
The Joker then makes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" sound, rips his short by increasing his muscles, and enters Fist of the North Star mode.
"Soon you megucas will be already dead!" said the Joker.
"And you're already shit!" said Kyoko.
The Joker uses rapid punches and kick moves on the megucas. He punches and kicks them real hard. The megucas fight back with their weapons. Madoka spamming her arrows, Mami firing many of her rifles, Homura shooting bullets and throwing bombs, Kyoko creating illusions to fight Joker, along with her spear extending to attack the Joker, and Sayaka rapidly slashing the Joker. However these are not enough to kill him.
"You can't kill me and my excellent body. I am the mother f*cking Fist of the North Star, EXCELLENT JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKERRRRRRRR EDITION!" said the Joker.
The Joker then does EVEN MORE rapid punches and kicks moves. The megucas were getting their asses kicked as if they were in Dragonball Z getting their asses kicked for 19 whole episodes.
"Crap, he's powerful!" said Homura.
"What will we do?" Madoka asked.
"We're gonna have to plan a strategy." said Homura.
Homura gathers the other megucas in a circle and whispers her plan to them. Once they were done, they go back to battle.
"Are you done having a useless chat yet?" The Joker asked.
"JOKER, YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM!" Mami yelled as she ran up close and constantly shoot bullets at him, while the Joker feels no pain.
"It's useless to kill me! I never die!" said the Joker.
The Joker then did a gigantic punch attack towards Mami's head, but Mami suddenly turned into a bunch of ribbons.
"What the..." The Joker was caught off guard.
Then the Joker got caught by ribbons set up by Mami.
"Gotcha bitch!" said Mami.
"Oh you rotten unexcellent megucas!" said the Joker.
Then Madoka shot a bunch of arrows at the joker. Then the Joker gets impaled by swords thrown by Sayaka. Then Kyoko impales the Joker with her spear. The Joker is now feeling great pain.
"This...is...very...unexcellent..." said the Joker.
Homura finishes off the Joker by shoving not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR bombs down his throat.
"You are already dead!" said Homura.
And then the bombs go off, and the Joker ASPLODED! The Joker is now dead!
"Hell yeah, that son of a bitch clown is dead!" said Kyoko
"We are winner!" said Sayaka.
"The battle is over!" said Madoka.
"Anyone want to come over to my place and have cake and tea?" Mami asked.
"Something is off here." said Homura.
"Huh?" said the other megucas as they were confused. "What do you mean Homura?"
"Look outside and see." and so the megucas looked outside and found out that the witches are STILL attacking the city.
"Th...this cannot be!" said Mami.
"But we killed the witch master." said Madoka.
"What's going on?" Sayaka asked.
"I don't understand myself." said Homura.
"If the witch master is dead, then why are the witches still around?" Kyoko asked.
"That's because the Joker wasn't the witch master to begin with." said a mysterious voice. "He was only following my orders. I am the TRUE Witch Master!"
The megucas did the Shaft head tilt and see that the REAL Witch Master is none other than...DALE GRIBBLE!
NEXT TIME, DALE SHOWS HIS ALMIGHTY POWER!