Greetings all, here is the long overdue next chapter of iFind Luv. I hope this finds you all well. As you may remember Carly had made her move on Freddie, and now Freddie had a choice to make.
A/N: I don't own, control, operate, maintain iCarly, at least that's what nine of the ten voices in my head tell me.
Freddie headed toward his locker looking for Carly. He still didn't know what he would tell her when he found her.
The girl of his dreams could finally be his. Isn't this what he had been hoping, and wishing for? This should be a no-brainer for him. If this is what he really wanted why did he feel so uneasy?
He spotted Carly getting her books out of her locker; he took a deep breath and walked over to her. Before he got a chance to speak her he felt hands reach out and grab him.
Before he knew it he was surrounded by the cheer leaders.
"Hey Freddie do you want to come to practice with us tonight? We will let you be on the bottom of the pyramid." Mindy their captain said with a wink.
He grinned from ear to ear; the first thought that came to his mind was "Dear Penthouse!"
Carly looked over and saw Freddie surrounded by cheerleaders. "Great" she thought "It was bad enough competing against Lisa, now I have to fight off ten of the prettiest girls in school."
She tried to barge through the interlopers to get to Freddie but it was no use. There were too many of them. Without Sam there she didn't stand a chance.
The cheerleaders begin to taunt her
"Oh look Freddie brought his little brother to school with him. Oh my mistake it's only Carly."
Another shouted out "Hey Carly your welcome to try out for the squad…after you reach puberty."
Then another remarked "Hey Carly have you ever tried wearing you bra backwards? It might fit better."
Freddie was going to speak up, but then he remembered all the times Carly had gone out with some himbo and flaunted it in front of him. This one time he was going to show Carly how it felt to be passed over. Besides how often would an opportunity like this come his way? He would apologize to Carly later.
Freddie looked back at Carly and gave her a wave "I will catch up with you in study hall…..bye."
The cheerleaders mimicked Freddie, in unison they waved and shouted "bye" to Carly.
He held his arms out "Would you ladies care to escort me to Calculus class?"
They all headed down the hall and around the corner out of sight.
Carly stood by her locker dumbfounded. She couldn't believe what had just happened. Not only had she been dissed by the cheerleaders they used their feminine wiles to lure Freddie away from her.
As she was standing there she spied Sam coming down the hall.
"Where have you been? I really needed your help. Freddie's been hijacked by a bunch of Cheerleaders!"
Sam smiled "Way to go Fredward."
"It's not funny Sam. How can I compete against something like that? Those girls…..those girls…well let's just say my blossoms can't compare to theirs."
"Don't get your blossoms in a bunch cupcake. You know Fredloser isn't that type of guy."
"You think so?" Carly asked.
"Sure he likes his women brainy not busty."
Carly just frowned at Sam
"Oh don't give me that face Carls. You know how guys fantasize about cheerleaders. After he has been around them a while he will get tired of them real quick, or more likely they will figure out he is a big nerd and go on to their next flavor of the week."
This made Carly feel a little better.
"Well" Carly asked how did your meeting with Principal Franklin go?"
"Freaking fantastic! It was like a dream come true."
"So I take it you're not getting expelled?"
"Far from it" Sam replied "Ted is sending to train with Shelby Marx."
Carly just gave her a puzzling look. "Now let me get this straight. You physically assaulted Rueben with a fork; nearly cost him the use of his hand, and now they are punishing you by sending you to train with Shelby Marx's?"
"Well when you say it like that it sounds kinda jank." Sam said.
"It sounds like they want you to be more aggressive."
"That's total chiz they are just providing me a controlled environment to work my aggression off."
"How do you think that's going to work out" Carly asked?
An evil smile came over Sams lips "I think mama gonna be learning some new moves. Nubs beware."
"Well just leave my nub alone."
"No promises there cupcake. I gotta hit the dusty I have a appointment at the hospital."
"Is there something wrong" Carly asked?
"Nope just got to give them some Sam samples to prove I am in tip top shape. See you later."
Sam took off and Carly headed off to class.
For Carly the morning seemed to drag on and on. At least one bright point was that Freddie wasn't hanging with Lisa.
After what seemed an eternity lunch time finely rolled around. Carly went to her locker to put her books away. As she turned around she ran right into Lisa.
The two girls exchanged icy stares.
"Hello Carly." Lisa spoke.
"Lisa" Carly replied curtly. "Are you headed to lunch?"
A evil grin came over Lisa's face as she answered Carly "I am not very hungry...not after that big breakfast I had with Freddie this morning."
Carly just glared at her, and Lisa glared back.
Wendy stepped between the girls, " Well I am hungry, lets' go Lisa so we can get a good seat in the cafeteria." She grabbed Lisa by the arm and led her off.
Carly was incensed. She pulled her Pear Phone out of her purse and dialed.
A voice answer "Griffins' here no need to fear".
" Where are you?" Carly asked.
She felt someone tap her shoulder and quickly spun around. There was Griffin standing behind her.
"I'm ready for lunch'' he winked.
Carly just shook her head "What did I ever see in this guy?" she thought
"Follow me" She said then headed off to the cafeteria with Griffin on her heals.
When they got there Carly pointed Lisa out.
"OOOO a blondie. Well I'll take it from here. You can watch if you like...or join in." Griffin headed over to where Lisa was setting.
He grabbed a chair spun it around and sat down backward. Putting his elbows on the back of the chair and resting his chin in his hand just inches away from Lisa's face he said "Hi, I'm Griffin your guide to a good time. It's your lucky day I happen to have tonight free, so how about the two of us going out?"
Lisa slid her chair around mimicking Griffin, she rested he chin on her hands and leaned in close to him.
"Your cute" then she stoked his check softly with her hand. She seductively looked him in the eyes and asked in a sultry voice "How would you like to get your dick wet?"
Wendy's mouth dropped open, she couldn't believe what she had just heard."
A huge smile came over Griffins face as he shot a glance at Carly and held up a thumb. "Sure" he answered.
"Good" Lisa replied grabbing her bottle of soy milk and poured it on Griffins lap.
He fell backward off the chair trying to brush the milk off. Everyone around him burst into laughter.
Lisa got out of her chair and stood over him and grabbed him by the front of the shirt and pulled him up. Looking him in his eyes she asked " Would you like to find out what I would do on our second date?" Then she dropped him and walked off.
It took a few minutes for Griffin to regain his composer. He pulled himself up and stormed out of the cafeteria. On the way out he stopped in front of Carly. He poked his finger in her face "YOU SET ME UP! DON'T THINK THIS IS OVER!" then he stomped out.
It had been a busy morning for Sam, she had been poked, prodded, probed, samples taken, made to feel like some sort of biology experiment. She was waiting in a examination room waiting when she saw an orderly coming down the hall way delivering food. She waited till he stopped by her room, and when he went to make a delivery she snuck out and snagged a tray and brought it back to her room. When she took the lid off all she found was a clear plastic cup of apple juice and some toast. After wolfing the toast down she was about to drink the apple juice when the nurse came in.
The nurse looked at her and said "Good I see you have your urine sample ready." She took the glass and looked at it."It seems to be a bit cloudy."
Sam smiled and took the cup back "Let me filter that for you." Than chugged it down
The nurse turned about three shades of green and ran out of the room with her hand over her mouth.
Sam thought to herself "Think of the fun I could of had with a Baby Ruth."
There was a knock on the door and a Doctor came in. "Well Ms. Puckett we have all we need you may get dressed. We should have the results of your test in about a week. By the way you have a visitor in the lobby."
Sam quickly got dressed and headed to the lobby. She was wondering who was waiting for her "It couldn't be Pam, she should still be in bed. Maybe Carly sent Spencer to pick me up."
When she got to the lobby she spotted Lewbert. "What are you doing here?"
"Some moron sent me a book with a badger in it, when I opened it up it jumped out and attacked me. It bit me all over and chewed off my wart!"
Sam asked "Did you get hurt bad?"
"Nah" Lewbert replied "But the badger died. the DNR made me come down to take some stupid test to find out why the stupid thing died."
Then Sam heard a voice "Over here" she spun around and there was Shelby Marx.
"Shelby what are you doing here?" Sam asked.
"Principal Franklin called me and filled me in on what was going on. So I came down to get you and take over to the gym and get all the paper work done. When were done I will drop you back at school."
"Sweeeeeeeet" Sam shouted "I thought Louserbert was here to get me"
Shelby and Sam glanced at Lewbert and shuttered.
"Well" Shelby said "We best be going, we have a lot of things to go over."
As the girls headed out of the hospital Sam asked "Will I get to beat the snot out of someone?"
"SAM" Shelby scolded.
"We could stop by and pick up Nevel." Sam suggested.
"SAM."
" I would let you have first shot."
"HMMM...keep talking"
Lisa stomped down the hall toward her locker Wendy following close behind.
"WOW... that was something, you really had me going there. You sure put Griffin in his place."
Lisa growled" I just can't stand chauvinist pigs...thinking there God's gift to girls. Only thinking about their next conquest."
"Did you know Carly use to go out with Griffin?" Wendy said.
Lisa looked at Wendy "Now why doesn't that surprise me? What happened between them?"
Wendy laughed "Griffin was a bad boy and that really turned Carly on. When she found out he collected PeeWee babies she dumped him."
This brought a smile to Lisa's face. "He collects PeeWee Babies? I collected them...when I was like eight."
Both girls broke out with laughter.
"Can I ask you something" Wendy asked.
"What" Lisa replied?
"What happened between you and Freddie?"
Lisa thought for a moment. Telling Wendy something was like posting something on the internet only with Wendy the news traveled faster. But she really needed to talk to someone. Her dad would overreact and probably want to have more than words with Freddie, and Mrs. Benson would probably go Ape Sh*t on Carly.
Lisa took a deep breath, "Last night Carly asked Freddie to be her boyfriend and I think he is going to take her up on the offer."
Wendy saw the look of hurt on Lisa's face. She embraced Lisa "It's going to be okay love will find a way."
"Do you think so?"
"I know so, you and Freddie were made for each other. I will let you in on a secret Carly has never had a boyfriend for over two weeks in her life. I hate to say this about a good friend but Carly thinks she is the center of the universe and everything revolves around her. She has sucked Freddie into her orbit. I don't know what has happened in Freddie's life but he so down on himself. Carly just leads him on and Sam is so mean to him."
Lisa felt good despite herself. "Thanks Wendy."
The bell rang "Well be better get going, we have gym class next. I think we're playing dodge ball."
"Is Carly in that gym class?" Lisa asked.
"She is" Wendy replied.
Lisa rubbed her hands together and smiled. "Let's get to class."
Freddie couldn't believe he was doing this, he was going to cheer leading practice. The girls had spent the morning with going to his classes with him. They even sat in on his AV club meeting. He was starting to see the cheerleaders in a new light. His first opinion of them is that they were a bunch of brainless conceited bimbos who just jumped around and looked pretty. Now that he had spent some time with them he found them to be just the opposite. They were nice, friendly, smart, and not too much different than his other friends (except they were a lot easier on the eyes). In fact they offered to host a dance to raise funds to buy new equipment for the AV club.
It was the end of the day and Carly was never so glad for a day to be over. She never did get to find out what Freddie had decided, but by the way Lisa was acting she suspected things might of swung in her favor. She was lucky she was agile, with the force Lisa was throwing dodge balls at her she would of ended up in the hospital. Some of the shots had actually knocked tile of the gym wall.
Then there was that total fiasco with Griffin, now he was gunning for her. The one bright spot was they had rehearsals for iCarly tonight and with a little luck she could announce the good news the her and Freddie were a couple on Fridays show.
She sat down on the school steps to wait for Freddie, after twenty minutes she shot him a text to see where he was at. He responded that he had some AV club business and he would see her at rehearsal tonight. Carly gathered her things and started the long walk home.
It was getting late so Carly decided to take a short cut through the park. It wasn't a place she like to go because of all the unsavory people that hung out there. She made it halfway through the park when someone stepped out from behind a tree and grabbed her from behind. She tried to scream for help but her attacker there hand over her mouth. They turned her around and shoved her against a tree. Carly's eyes grew wide with terror as she recognized her assailant. It was Griffin.
"I told you this wasn't over, now you're going to pay!"
A/N: It looks like Carly's day has gone from bad to worst. Stay tune friends will Carly escape the clutches of Griffin, Will Freddie forsake iCarly for cheer-leading, Will Nevel become a human punching bag, will Lisa have to stay late and re-tile the Gym?
Thanks for reading
The Baron
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