I do not own Naruto in any format, this is fan fiction
Before I even start this chapter I feel there is something I should make abundantly clear. If you hate the way I write this story or any other I will give you some suggestions that might help you.
1. If I am doing such a lousy job of writing what is stopping you from taking my idea for a story and writing one better? Instead you hurl insults and tell me to kill myself. I write rated M stories expecting the readers to show some Maturity. Clearly that is not the case.
2. If you hate my story so much, why are you still reading it? There are other people who write stories here. I do not meet your grand standards then by all means look towards the other writers.
3. I will continue this story as I have and will not make the fate that befalls Sakura Haruno any kinder , in fact the more insults you send I am liable to make her fate even more cruel in this story. And believe me when I say I have received enough insults to make her see hell while still alive.
Have a pleasant day and happy reading.
Three days of training as they used the natural surroundings to push themselves to be stronger, better and faster. Sasuke seems to actually be enjoying his time doing so. He felt like he was getting some much appreciated time with his father.
Sakura however felt like he was delaying to try and drive her insane. She had done more physical training in these three days than most of the previous week, and the surroundings were clearly not to her liking. Sleeping on a tree branch was clearly not what she called comfortable sleeping arrangements.
She often complained that her bruises had bruises and that she felt pain in places that she did not even know could possibly hurt. On the third day she flat out had to ask if he was trying to kill her so that she would leave his supposed son with the ice bitch he was dating. Naruto smiled at her and took a drink of his juice cup.
"Actually it is quite the opposite, I am doing this more for your benefit. If you are properly prepared them maybe you will make it through these exams. I am even hoping that you do become chuunin, and yes gain the amorous attention of a young noble somewhere, one rich enough to make you feel more comfortable than I or my family ever could. "
Sasuke was laughing as he saw her look of sheer disbelief on her face. She was clearly so obsessed with the idea of becoming his wife that she clearly had some sort of tunnel vision. She showed no evidence that she noticed that even Mikoto disliked the idea of her marrying her son.
They would have continued for a few hours but the thing was, they were ambushed by the ninja from the new village. They had been given a promise by their Kage that if they managed to kill Sasuke he would give them the rank of chuunin regardless of what the results for these exams were.
"We got two faggots and a girl who spends most of her time taking care of her looks. How much trouble could they possibly be, they are a bunch of tree huggers anyways. " the guy had no idea what he just stepped into. Naruto could careless if you insulted him and the banshee was of even less concern.
But the idiot insulted his son, and by doing so he also insulted Mikoto, and for those two reasons he dropped on all fours and began to transform. His hands and feet became claws, he had four tails on him and his faces and head became that of a fox, all covered in black hair that was slowly becoming golden blonde.
He first was attacked by one with a few weird tubes coming out of his forearm. He ran fast enough to be seen as a yellow blur. He slammed into him and with a bite through him arm he threw him hard against a tree, where he was about to rip the idiots throat. "I would not move if you value the pink haired slut. I will slice her throat if you harm or interfere with us."
The girl had no idea who she was threatening but he pretended to release her teammate, and she fell for it as she seemed to relax. "That is a good dog, maybe I should give you a treat." Naruto ran towards her next but with his back legs he did in fact kill the idiot he was biting before.
"Damn you, I told you I would kill her. " She stopped dead on her tracks as she saw the wheel design on his eyes, magenkyuo sharingan in full view. She found herself nailed to a cross and had barbed wire tied around her torso. The monster before had reverted to a human form, he was wearing red armored ninja gear, it almost made her think of a samurai.
"If you are going to kill someone, don't waste your time with useless threats. If you are going to kill then kill. But it will not matter for you. Since your time on this world is over. " A thousand shadow clones appeared out of the ground like they had been monsters from a zombie movie. Each had a sword and began to stab her in every painful but none vital point in her body.
When she was crying begging for him to end her pain." That was five seconds. We still have 59 minutes and 55 seconds to go. " To Sakura looked like she was losing her mind, screaming like she was slowly being feed to a wood shredder. Sasuke knew what was going on and he was smiling at what he saw.
"Dad is just showing her what happens to those that insult our family. You can relax Sakura, the other fool ran straight into another trap we prepared and is dead. Guess he did not expect me to being so good at sealing. He stepped on one of my landmine seals. "
The large Fox slowly got up on two legs and was back to looking like Naruto. " Boy this henge sure took a lot of me. I really need to practice it more. " The foolish kunoichi from sound fell to the ground and it looked like she was just an empty husk, there was no sign that she was alive at all, and her eyes had a glass like look to them, but empty of all light.
" Why did you save me? " Sakura asked Naruto as he walked by." You are a teammate and fellow Konoha ninja, I might not agree with your obsessive way of trying to seduce my son, but that does not mean I am going to abandon you. " Naruto told the group that they needed to go and reach the tower, he could use a nice long nap after what he went through.
The two others followed him and Sasuke was a bit worried about him." Dad, you can lean into me, I can give you some support. " Naruto smiled at Sasuke and told him that he was doing fine, it just that he was a bit tired from running so fast.
When they got to the tower and entered the scrolls began to emit some gas, Sasuke believed they were explosive tags disguised as the scrolls and threw both away. "Who tells us to get scrolls and never bothers to tell us they are explosive."
"Well they did tell us there was a time limit. " Sakura told him as she watched him get back expecting the thing to explode. Naruto simply smiled as he saw something in the smoke." That was not very nice prank Kakashi. You nearly gave my kid a heart attack. " Kakashi smiled as he saw Naruto was not phased at all.
" Well I guess you figured it out then, the meaning behind the scrolls then. " Naruto explained that earth scroll was the body and the heaven scroll was the mind. It was necessary to have both parts of the seal or they could not teleport him here so quickly. " Basic reverse summon seal, nothing to get excited about. So I need to tell you the old snake was in the forest."
Anko walked in the room as she heard that. "You were supposed to keep him busy, so I and a few ANBU could deal with him." Anko was clearly upset about it. "It's not my fault you took your sweet time getting there and that his summon ran away from seeing a little fire."
"We found the remains of the sound ninja by the way. One had his throat slashed and the other was in chunks, but what exactly did you do to the one that looks like she had her soul removed?" Naruto did not look bother at all and he smiled at Anko and Kakashi. "I only used Tsukoyomi. It's not like that should be that unusual. "
Anko was clearly shocked as she heard that.'So the little flame was probably Amaterasu, no wonder Manda ran away. Who wouldn't run from something that can burn your soul?'
"So how long till we start the fighting? Do I have time to sleep a nice nap, and meet with my wife? " Kakashi told him that he actually did have time, as far as Mikoto she was already here waiting for him, something about being nervous about him and her son making it through the forest.
Naruto left and Sasuke followed him only to ask him," Dad, why would mom be nervous? " Naruto walked up to his son an rubbed the top of his head with his palm." Simple son, because she loves us, don't worry too much you will understand when you and Haku give us a nice grandchild or two. "
Sasuke was laughing as they finally reached where Mikoto was waiting for them. It was one of the designated resting areas for the teams that passed the second phase of the exams. " I see that you took care of our boy, I really was scared that you two would run into someone like Orochimaru out in the forest?"
Sasuke smiled at her and did something even Naruto wished he had not done. "Oh, sure we ran into Orochimaru, but dad managed to scare this huge snake he was standing on into running away, and he also used a real weird ability to destroy a sound ninja's mind and killed two others."
"So basically your father could not keep himself from trying to butcher some innocent ninja that simply wanted to pass these exams? " Naruto was upset after hearing tha from his own wife no less." Innocent? Would you still feel that way if you know Orochimaru was their Kage, and he ordered them to kill our boy? "
Mikoto looked a bit sorry for the way she reacted to what her son said. " Well as sorry for thinking the wrong thing and jumping to conclusions. Can you ever forgive me? " Naruto kissed her lips and told her forgive what? She was always entitled to her opinion. That is when Mikoto saw Sakura trying once again to seduce Sasuke.
" Darling, did you have to stop them before they killed the banshee? I know she is a ninja of Konoha and all, but let's face it neither you or me would be terribly sad if she did not survive these exams. I know Haku would be jumping from sheer joy if it happens. "
"which brings me to a good question, What are you doing in this room Sakura?" Sakura smiled at him and tried to be civil. "This is the designated room for our team, and I am a member of the team. If Sasuke is taking a nap why shouldn't I do the same thing?" That was the final straw that broke the horses back.
"Yes, you are a part of this team, that is true. But listen to me and listen good. If you as much as move near my son's beg I swear I will stick you in a genjutsu where Ino Yamanaka is madly in love with you and begins to screw your brains out with a dildo a mare would find uncomfortable from the sheer size of it. "
Ino just happened to be walking outside the room," I object to that, if you want to make someone in said genjutsu screw the banshee there, pick someone else. Not only even I have such bad taste as to want to sleep with her. " Naruto ignored the look of loathing the pink haired girl was giving both of them.
"Who do you suggest then? I am not using Tsunade Senju, I am not suicidal and the same goes for Anko, she would shove a snake so far up my ass it's head would come out of my mouth. So who do you suggest? "
Sasuke had to get in the discussion," And I don't want her to be Haku, the image alone is making me feel nauseous. " Tsume decided to out an end to the discussion and flat out said that she would be happy to volunteer to be the one he used for said genjutsu." I know it's not me getting lucky, but it has been years since my last roll in the hay. "
" Ok, so it's decided a genjutsu of Tsume screwing your ass off with a extremely large strap on dildo if you try to get near my son, and you will get it once more from me, since I can cast the same genjutsu on you as my husband. Is that clear banshee or do you need to feel the genjutsu to be able to understand? "
" Crystal clear that you two are completely nuts. I will sleep in another room thank you very much. " As she let Naruto looking at Mikoto and smiled. " At long last we can spend some time as family, you will be so proud to hear what our boy learned while we were in the forest. This boy of ours sure made me proud. "