chiv-id: Hey, y'all! It's me, chiv-id here, again. I put up a new chappie, yay!

Leanna: ...excuse me...(runs out)

Ironhide: Leanna, what is it? (tries to run out with her, but chiv-id stops him)

chiv-id: Hold it! You'll find out in the chapter, so sit tight!

Ironhide: But-

chiv-id: Do the disclaimer if you're so anxious!

Ironhide: (huffs) Fine:

Disclaimer: chiv-id doesn't own Transformers, but she does own her OC.

chiv-id: Okay, go on, read it!

What It Means To Be Human

Chapter 13: Morning Sickness

Leanna yawned and stretched and smiled over to her companion. Ironhide was sleeping contentedly, his arm wrapped around Leanna's shoulders. He was snoring slightly, but other than that, looked absolutely perfect. She snuck out of the bed, going for her early morning drive as usual, leaving her mate to sleep until she came back into his arms and he awoke. This was usual, but she never told Ironhide. It was always her thing, something to keep her mind fresh ever since her family had died…

'Maybe it's time I gave them a visit…' she thought, earning a sad approval from the Allspark. It had been a while since she had visited them and she was wondering how they were doing. She often thought of her human family then her Autobot family, but shook it off. She knew that there would come a time where the Allspark would have to separate from her and the Autobots might leave to rebuild their home again, but hey, why worry now? As long as she had Ironhide beside her and loved her, that was all she needed…then again, would Ironhide leave as soon as the Allspark and her came apart? Sure, he loved her, but he had his duties and his responsibilities, couldn't just drop them for little ole' her…

'Just once…just for this small while,' she thought sadly, getting up and kissing Ironhide on the head lightly, 'I'd like to believe that I'll have a permanent family…' She walked out and again stretched, looking up to the dying summer sun. Yes, summer was almost over and her uncle would be calling to see which college she'd be getting into…she sighed. How would she tell her uncle that she was turned into an alien robot hybrid and therefore couldn't go to college? Boy, wouldn't that be a joy? She began to feel a little uncharacteristically cranky, but shoved the feelings of anger away. She jogged through the base with silent foot steps, looking around before coming out of the hangar. Suddenly, she felt funny…not like the ha-ha funny, but the weird funny. Her stomach seemed to jump and she bent down as if she were going to heave. A moment later, she did, an odd pink energon trail coming from the side of her mouth as she wiped it away, glad she did so in a bush so that no one noticed.

"What…the hell?" Leanna said, drawing her arm away to see the pink. It only started a few days ago, the morning sickness, the queer anxiety and anger that occasionally rose up to take over her emotions…what the heck was wrong with her. Deciding that she was only having a femm version of mood swings and time of the month, she shrugged it off. After all, she was human and bot, but what concerned her was that there was no energon flowing from her legs as if she were having her period. But, again, she wasn't one to sweat the details…despite it being her time of the month. By now, she'd be having one of the heaviest flows in history, constantly buying pads for the next time. Leanna stretched again, quickly putting dirt on the hot pink stuff. She also was getting weird cravings, as if she were hungry. She asked the Allspark in her mind but she wasn't responding…only in certain moments, but other than that, she wouldn't talk. It was odd, but she was used to the Allspark being quiet only until she visited the back of her mind and she hadn't had a search–the-mind for a while. She even talked to Ratchet, asking if they ate anything and found that there was a different energon that they ate. It was pink, in small cubes, and was tasted a bit like soda, mixed in with strawberries and mint. She had been downing the stuff almost 4 times a day, which was a bit considering how she had never wanted any before. On the rare occasion the Allspark got a say in the matter, she told her that she had been sustaining her on her own volition. Somehow, though, the Allspark said that something was stealing the self-producing energon from her, as if it were being diverted to another source…

'Eh, must be from me being in this body so long,' Leanna guessed, jogging around the base before transforming, 'I used up all her energon and now have to sustain myself on those pink-cubed energon…' This was fairly good logic to her and she drove off, her hologram in her seat. She finally reached the park, and her hologram got out, walking over to the three white crosses at the intersection. She looked around and pulled out some nice-looking flowers, putting them at her family's grave and a small holographic tear came out and landed on the concrete, evaporating away into nothingness.

"Hey mom, dad, Kelly," she said, stroking the little cross fondly, "It's me, Leanna. You guys wouldn't believe all the stuff that's happened to me in the summer." She sat down for a moment and talked, feeing better as she unloaded it all to her always listening, always understanding family. Upon getting up after and saying good-bye, she felt dizzy. Her hologram fell down and she lay on her side, looking at the intersection that was turning upside down then multiplying.

"Oh god…" she mumbled, holding her head and trying to get up, "Did I get drugged? Autobot-style?" She managed to look around for a second and disappeared, knowing that no one saw her. Then, Leanna drove a little haphazardly, as if there were a drunk driver driving her. She stopped erratically, her driving taking her almost into a wall sometimes. She was glad no one was out at this time.

'Ok, we're back, no harm, no fowl,' she thought with a foggy mind, transforming as soon as she got to the base and stumbling back in like a drunkard. However, everyone was up and saw her stagger in. Ironhide was the first to rush to her and keep her straight.

"Leanna! Where were you?" he demanded, "I woke up and I couldn't find you anywhere!" She shook her head to get the dizziness out, hearing his voice in a distorted tone. Leanna looked up, her head lolling a little and Ironhide cut his tirade short.

"Leanna…Leanna?" he asked, shaking her a little.

"Sorrryy babe…" she said, her voice slurred and sounding odd as if she were speaking far away in a transmission, "Wanted to take…a wwwaalllk…" She slumped against him, off-lining and he caught her, Ironhide's optics going wide with fright.

"Ratchet!" he called out, the medic and the other Autobots instantly rushing over after watching the scene. The medic checked her out, Ironhide putting her head into his lap and stroking her hair with concern. Ratchet then scanned her, doing a complete one, from head to toe. On his second scan, he stopped, noticing something odd. There were twin lights on his scan appearing in her stomach.

"Hm…I think she may have viruses…" Ratchet said, putting a hand to his head to activate the high specs to examine it better. Ironhide kissed her forehead in hoping that Ratchet was wrong and he sat up quickly when Ratchet dropped his hand to the floor in surprise. Ratchet was gawking at her stomach and looked a little weird, Optimus coming over and shaking him.

"Ratchet? What is it?" Optimus asked, Ratchet turning a stiff gaze up to the unconscious Leanna and fearful Ironhide.

"Is…something wrong with her?" asked Ironhide in a shaky voice. He had never felt so scared; frightened by the fact that something could be killing her.

"Ironhide…" he said, his optics still wide and he talked in a daze, "How long ago did you spark with her?" Ironhide looked a little strangely as he tried to remember. It had been at least a few weeks or maybe more, telling Ratchet and then it hit him.

"Ratchet…are you telling me that…" he gulped and looked down at Leanna, "She might be…" Ratchet detached his high-specs for Ironhide to equip to his own scanners. Ironhide took it shakily, the other Autobots except for Ratchet looking at them in confusion. Ironhide strapped it onto his head and leaned over to look at his mate's stomach. What he saw there nearly stopped and fizzled out his spark. There, where Ratchet had seen two lights, two blue sparks were nestled against each other. Yes, sparks, sparks that belonged to the two twins that Leanna was going to birth. Sparklings…

"Oh Primus…" he said, shortly off-lining in surprise and shock. Ratchet himself felt like it, but stayed strong and explained, the others' optics going wide, shell-shocked. Leanna…was pregnant. The bots looked at each other, then at the two unconscious mates in wonder, Leanna carrying sparklings while Ironhide, being as normal as a alien robot dad could get, fainted at the thought of getting Leanna pregnant. They put the two into berths, side by side, Leanna in the left, Ironhide in the right. Ratchet remembered how Leanna asked him about what Transformers ate; showing her the pink cubes and seeing her sniff it before downing one completely. It was odd to see a femm drain one so quickly, but before he knew it, she had guzzled at least 4 by the time she was done. Usually, femms were dainty and sipped it. Leanna…whoo...

"Ugh…my head…" she managed to say when she was done with the four energon cubes. It was a bit comical since draining it too quickly would result in disorientation. He never thought, though, that it would be from something else. Ratchet sighed and looked at the two, Leanna sleeping softly while Ironhide was just stretched out and snored a bit. These two were certainly one of a kind…

"Mm…Ironhide?" called Leanna as she awoke an hour or so later. She sat up slowly and held her head, her antennas flipping a little oddly as she tried to gain her bearings about where she was. She felt sick for some odd reason, again, and stood up to try and get it out. Running quickly and peering around if anyone was around, she got to the bush and threw up, only to have Bumblebee zoom up in his car form with Mikaela and Sam. Mikaela and Sam both jumped out at seeing Leanna heaving into a bush, pink stuff coming out.

"Oh my god! Leanna, what happened?" asked Mikaela, running up and attaching herself to her friend's right leg and petting it as if to sooth her, "Bumblebee came up and picked us up from the beach and then drove us here." Leanna smiled weakly to her friends, not knowing how to explain it.

"Well…I'm not sure…just felt sick all of a sudden…no big fuss…" she responded, holding the side of the hangar for support. Her antennas flipped up as she heard Ironhide coming to, his groans drawing her back to the medical bay.

"Leanna…I'm sorry…" he got out, drawing her close and standing up, holding her against his chest. She stood there in his arms a little confused and she pulled away, staring him straight in the optic.

"I thought we got over that issue…" she told him, but he shook his head.

"No, remember when we…uh…" he noticed the two other teens and stopped himself, but Leanna understood.

"Yeah, what of it?" Leanna cocked her head a little to the side, still confused.

"Well…you know the dizziness-" Ironhide was stopped when Ratchet came in.

"And the sickness, and the cravings," Ratchet was counting them off and Ironhide looked back to her, noticing the dried pink trail on her lips. He wiped it away and she smiled a bit sheepishly, but Ironhide just felt even guiltier.

"Would you ever think that, maybe, all these things occurred because…of what happened a few weeks ago?" Ironhide made a point by hugging her and bringing one hand to wrap around her shoulders, the other resting on her stomach. Leanna blinked and then realized what he was saying and looked up at him slowly with wide optics.

"I'm…pregnant?" Leanna asked softly, Ironhide looking down at her and smiling apologetically, "Oh god…" Ironhide was a little down trodden as she uttered out the prayer, thinking she didn't want the sparklings. Leanna, on the other hand, was thanking god, a smile lighting up her face as she thought of Ironhide's children.

"Ironhide…I'm going to have your kid!" she exclaimed happily, turning around and jumping on him, Ironhide a bit startled as she hung on his neck, a few feet off the ground. Ironhide grinned as she excitedly whispered her thoughts and joys at having his sparklings, his arms coming to support her and he flung her around a bit before setting her back down and kissing her. Mikaela and Sam were staring at the two.

"Ok…did you just say you were pregnant?" Sam asked, Leanna nodding with happiness, "…Let me guess, hormones?" Leanna threw him a glare, daring him to speak on the subject. Mikaela only smiled somewhat sympathetic, somewhat glad for them, giving a few words of congratulations.

"Oh and Leanna," Ratchet called out after re-equipping his high specs, "You're not going to have one, but two. Twins…" Leanna smiled even broader, kissing Ironhide on the chest before looking down to her stomach and putting a hand on it. Ratchet walked over and was also going to give congratulations when someone came over the com-link. Ratchet pressed his hand to the small circular disc on the side of his cranium and listened in, his expression going from serious to a comical horror. Leanna cocked her head to one side as she saw the unusual behavior from the medic, looking up to Ironhide who only shrugged before pressing his own com-link to hear the conversation. Ironhide seemed to have the same feelings as Ratchet when his face seemed to go hard and grumpy. Ironhide and Ratchet retracted their hands and looked at each other.

"Looks like we're going to have another set of twins…" Ratchet said dryly, going over to his table and seemed to be preparing berths and tables.

"If only it were you two," Ironhide grumbled, putting his hand to Leanna's stomach again and kissing Leanna, "We have some recruits coming in."

"More Autobots?" Sam asked, looking up and spotting Ironhide's expression, "Isn't that a good thing?"

"Not when it comes to those two," Ironhide spat, stomping away, leaving a bewildered Leanna and she looked down to her human companions, both shrugging.

"Guess I should see why my boo so mad," Leanna muttered, walking away. She found him inside their room, sulking as he began vigorously cleaning his guns.

"Ironhide, baby, what's wrong?" she asked, sitting next to him on his left on the recharge bed, putting her right hand on his shoulder armor. He looked at her and the rag in his hand slowed as he gave a tired groan. Leanna only gave him a sympathetic expression as she began to rub his shoulder, wondering what was wrong.

"The recruits that are going to be landing here in a few hours are Sunstreaker and Sideswipe…" Ironhide told her, dropping the rag as he proceeded to let Leanna pull him into her lap, "Those two are twins, and trouble-making ones at that." Ironhide almost lost himself in her caresses as she tried her best to sooth him, her hands stroking his face, chest, arms, and shoulders.

"Well, they can't be all bad," she remarked, her smile calming him as his optics flickered, "Besides; I can try and straighten them out if you like. No one messes with my man except me." He chuckled, his optics shutting off, but remaining on-line. Leanna smiled at his completely peaceful expression, leaning down and kissing him on his lip-components and pressing her forehead to his. He put his optics back on and she stared into his icy blue ones, Ironhide marveling in her white.

"Is that so?" he chuckled again, getting up and leaning over Leanna, "Or perhaps it is me who will 'mess' with you?" He kissed her again and nuzzled her neck, Leanna giggling before using a switch to put the lights on low. Ironhide got up for a moment to close the door as they sparked again, a softer and gentler version compared to the one that gave Leanna sparklings. Ironhide was a bit more curious when she stripped herself of her armor and fondled a metal breast, feeling it shift as if there were liquid inside. Her sensors were much more closer to her "skin", instead of being buried under wires upon wires. Leanna let him explore her body, only moaning slightly as he reached for more intimate parts. It was a relaxing period for both of them, just lounging in each others arms after they had sparked, Ironhide nuzzling the top of her head and rubbing her side, Leanna sighing into his chest and stroking it. When they heard the knocking on the door, both of them groaned a bit in protest, but Ironhide knew what it meant.

"If I come back with a bunch of spare parts, you'll know what they are," Ironhide told her softly, leaving her to lay there in naked splendor on the recharge bed. She grabbed the tarp she had lying around as she watched him replace the spark casing on his spark and close the armor around it. Waving a dreamy good-bye, Leanna watched Ironhide stroll out, Ironhide smiling at her before closing the door again. She leaned back and just let the feel of the tarp and the spongy material of the recharge bed envelop her senses, feeling suddenly tired. It was only when she heard some pounding on the walls of her room that she realized she had fallen asleep…and the roars and hoots of laughter accompanied by the blasts from plasma cannons.

"C'mon you old dog, you," called one voice, another blast of plasma shot off.

"Yeah, have you gotten that out of shape?" another one yelled, Leanna raising an eyebrow and she heard Ironhide roar again.

"Love the paintjob!" both voices chorused, before Ironhide shot off a few more before being reprimanded by Ratchet as the twins danced away from the line of fire. Unfortunately, they decided to escape Ironhide's wrath by ducking into Ironhide and Leanna's room…with a still naked Leanna sitting underneath a tarp. She screamed as they barged in, a red bot skidding to a halt with wide aqua blue optics, staring at her with his mouth agape before being crashed into by a similar looking robot, only yellow and having more blue-green optics. She stared as she finished screaming, both twins tumbling, ending with the red bot's head sticking out from under the aft of the yellow bot, groaning. Ironhide came in shortly (with red and yellow splashed across his front), his cannons smoking as he ran to Leanna's side, asking her if she was okay. Leanna quickly put on her armor, giving him a shaky yes before turning to the twins who were up and at 'em again.

"As you could have guessed," Ironhide said in a restrained voice, "These are the twins, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe…slaggin' sparklings…"

"Yup, I'm Sunstreaker, pleased to meet ya," the yellow upstart giving her a wink and she raised an eyebrow.

"And I am Sideswipe," the red bot piped up, smiling at her and bowing.

"And we're the Lamborghini Twins!" they both exclaimed, slapping their hands on each other's shoulders.

"Well…" she said, a bit speechless. She would have normally expected them to be reserved and noble, much like the rest of the Autobots, but…no such luck. They were childish rough-housers, bugging the rest of the Autobots (more Ratchet and Ironhide than others) for fun. Leanna tossed a glance to Ironhide then to the twins, both smiling at her with a mischievous grin before walking to either side and planting a kiss on her cheeks. Sunstreaker grabbed her aft, Sideswipe grabbing her thigh, both fondling a bit while Ironhide fumed a bit and was about to open fire until he realized he would have shot at Leanna if he did. She flushed in outrage and when both pulled away, Leanna leapt up and did a splits in mid-air, the twins' heads snapping back as she kicked at them. She then proceeded to punch Sunstreaker in the chest while elbowing Sideswipe in the gut, knocking the wind out of them and making them fall back, heaving slightly.

"Ok, what kind of person comes up and kisses someone, first of all," she questioned, leaning over Sunstreaker first, "And second, I'm Ironhide's, so hands off boys." She leaned over Sideswipe after, having stared both straight in their pained optics. Leanna flipped her hair and walked over to Ironhide, letting him wrap a protective arm around her to rest on her hip while he opened fire. Leanna later joined the fun and the two yelped in pain as they tried to put out the "accidental" fire that had appeared on their chests. Leanna shook her head as the twins ran past them, crying about how Ironhide's new girlfriend had torched them. She put her newly-installed flame thrower away and Ironhide looked at her impressed.

"Nice firepower," he told her.

"Nice cannons," she shot back, lovingly stroking the one next to her hip before kissing his cheek, "Now I think we better go before Ratchet comes here. I'm sure Ratchet doesn't like them either and now that we sent them over to him, he might be a little angry." Ironhide nodded and they bolted, running past the exasperated medic as the twins were running around with Ratchet trying to put the fires out with his extinguisher.

"Hey, you two, come back!" Ratchet had yelled, Leanna and Ironhide already having fled the scene in their automobile forms, both smiling at each other before zooming away into the sunset. Ratchet sighed, finally getting the fire out on both of their chests, the twins coming to Ratchet with guilty, but playful expressions.

"I warned you two…" Ratchet said, turning away and getting his area cleaned up before turning back to the twins, "Ironhide has a new spark mate who's just as ferocious as he is. I'd watch my step around her if I were you. She even beat Optimus." At this, the twins looked at each other in silence before grinning.

"That is awesome!" Sunstreaker exclaimed, coming over to Ratchet and sitting on his once clean medical table.

"Yeah, you gotta tell us what else she can do!" Sideswipe leapt on the other table and Ratchet sighed. It was going to be a long night. Meanwhile, Leanna was racing Ironhide, both enjoying the wind in their grill as she led him a spot away from the city. She had discovered it when she was in her darkest hour, where Ratchet found her crying her optics out after Ironhide had accidentally dumped her. Leanna transformed and sat next to the tree, her hand touching the blue grass, made from her tears. Ironhide sat down next to her, bringing her close and nuzzling her in affection.

"Ironhide…" she whispered, Ironhide instantly drawing his face away, "I love you." He smiled and told her the same, hugging her to his body and laying down, Leanna curling into his warm arms and she sighed. She looked to the moon and then remembered that he was from another planet, one that was destroyed, but could be brought back with the Allspark, the one currently keeping her body in the form of an Autobot. She sighed again, only in more of a resigned tone, making Ironhide look down.

"What is wrong?" Ironhide asked her, "Is it the twins, the ones inside you or the other ones?" Leanna had to give a gentle laugh at his concern.

"Neither…" she said a bit sadly, the smile still on her face as Ironhide just became more confused, "Neither…" She repeated as she put her hand on her stomach almost as if in thought and remembrance. Leanna almost immediately snuggled into Ironhide's grasp and he just shook his head before hugging her again.

"Leanna…" he said softly, catching some of her hair on his fingers as he attempted to brush them away from her face, "Something is troubling you…" She sighed as she kissed his chest before pulling away a bit with a sad look in her optics.

"Ironhide…" she began, "What will happen after this? After the Allspark, after…after the twins…what will you do? I've been thinking a lot lately, and even though it's been making my brain hurt, I think it was for the best. Ironhide…will you leave me after you have the Allspark?" Ironhide was stunned by her question.

"No…no!" he told her, taking her shoulders as her head turned away, "I would never leave you! I love you! And with the sparklings, there's more reason for me to stay!" Leanna looked back at him with a small smile.

"Ironhide…" she said, her optics turning down, "If the Allspark leaves my body…I…I might become human…or dead again…either one…" She left it at that as Ironhide's grasp loosened in realization of her words. She felt the energon tears come again, the shimmering blue that fell down in beads down her metallic face. Ironhide used one hand to wipe them away from her left eye, tracing the black decal that the tears followed.

"I would still love you," he told her gently, hugging her again, "I would never let you die." She started sobbing as he said these words, the love in them almost overwhelming her as she began again feeling the sanctity of having a family. She would never have parents or another sister or brother, that she understood. But, she would become a parent herself now and she had a loving…husband? She once again thought of the implications of the word. They were spark mates, as Ironhide had so eloquently put it, so did that mean that they were married? Leanna shrugged it off as Ironhide kissed her and lowered her to the ground to cover her body, fitting his body to hers.

"I believe you," she whispered to him as she smiled softly. She felt so safe in his arms, her body covered by his as if he were to protect her. She kissed his chest again and he lifted off of her a moment, his chest once again opening up and he took the spark casing off, letting her peer into its depths as he over shadowed her once more.

"It's beautiful," she told him, a hand coming up to trace the circular metal that surrounded the blue and white force. Ironhide stifled a moan for the sake of the moment, though she could clearly see the shifting colors that she had unintentionally stirred up. The blue and the white were spinning, a light shade of pink actually mixing in with the swirls. She giggled as she tentatively touched a small tendril of energy that was jumping out of the spark, the feeling tickling her finger. Leanna then brushed the sphere of spark, feeling its almost soft, fuzzy texture, making Ironhide break and he moaned loudly, Leanna grinning at him slyly.

"Hmm…if I just…" she suggested, his optics looking at her with a somewhat dimmed look. Leanna gathered as much spark energy as she could into the tip of her finger and her finger made a swirl, circling the entrance of his spark until it touched the sphere itself. Ironhide was trying not to collapse on his mate, but when he felt the energy contact with his spark, he felt a little weak-kneed and his legs dropped his hips onto hers. She gasped at the contact, feeling his pelvic make contact with her own, obviously much more sensitive than her partner.

"Damn…" she mumbled, Ironhide giving her a sly grin of his own, rubbing the pelvic area onto hers and she moaned loudly, "Ironhide…are we going to spark twice or is it just my imagination?"

"No, it's just you," Ironhide told her, pulling away to leave a flushed and disappointed Leanna, "Just you…" She knew what it was, but she couldn't help it. Leanna was already turned on and she didn't want to have to live through the painful process of cooling down slowly. She got up, her hair a bit wild as she stared at Ironhide, Ironhide just sitting there looking at the moon, looking oblivious. He turned his optics to her once and gave a mocking grin, Leanna giving a smirk of her own. She crawled on all fours like a cat and stalked him, her hindquarters up in the air and Ironhide turned to stare. She crawled up to him, her hands trailing on the inside of his thighs, the outside of his hips, up his stomach and then resting on the sides of his chest, pushing him to the ground. She gave a deep purr, rubbing her chest against his in a suggestive manner, her own pelvic area rubbing against his lightly.

"And now…it's just you," Leanna shot back, her voice husky as she tried to manipulate him into sparking, "All you…" She gave another suggestive rubbing of the chests before trailing downwards off of him and his optics followed her. He was severely disappointed as she slid off with no action, but she gave him a playful smirk as she looked at him expectantly.

"Primus, I give!" he moaned as he shot up and knocked her into the ground, kissing her with a passion. Again, the two sparked, those driving by thinking that some idiot was throwing fire crackers every which way. They lit up the sky, which is how the three Autobots found them. Ratchet was trying to find the couple when the twins began tagging along, constantly asking Ratchet about Ironhide's new "kick-aft" spark mate. Ratchet transformed at Leanna's mourning spot, his optics widening as he saw the display, instantly turning away and grabbing the twins by the collars as they tried to watch.

"Hey, we wanna see the action!" Sunstreaker whined, his limbs flailing as the older mech picked them up.

"I think I saw some aft there!" Sideswipe exclaimed, putting a hand over his optics due to the sparking.

"Honestly, to think they'd actually do it there…" Ratchet sighed, shaking his head while hoisting the two troublesome twins over his shoulder, carrying them easily despite his medic status. Meanwhile, the two were making the sky light up light the 4th of July, which oddly made many turn off their televisions or pull over on a beach somewhere, anywhere to see the love-made lights. The lights were all kinds of colors, all kinds of shapes, but the main thing was that there was always a sort of wonderful beauty to them, made by two people who love each other.

chiv-id: Well, wasn't that a good chapter!

Ironhide and Leanna: (sleeping again, chiv-id puts yellow tape around the whole area to keep out everyone else)

chiv-id: Okay, nothing to see!

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe: Aw, come on! We wanna see!

chiv-id: Sorry minors, no can do!

S-twins: Primus, we never get to see any action!

chiv-id: Well, you probably never will with your guys' immature attitudes! Jeez, did you guys ever hit puberty yet? And I'm guessing you guys are virgins, right?

Sunstreaker: Shut up...

Sideswipe: ...Well, actually...

Sunstreaker: What? I can't believe you sparked before me?!?

Sideswipe: ...I took too much high-grade energon and...well...remember that kind of older femm, the green one?

Sunstreaker and everyone else: (stares) ... (Sunstreaker) I can't believe you sparked with that old thing!?!?! (starts rolling around holding stomach)

Sideswipe: Sh-shut up! (starts fighting with Sunstreaker)

chiv-id: What did I say about fighting?!? (off-lines them with pots) (sighs) I'm going to need a new carpet...eww, the blue stuff's everywhere! (sighs again) Well, please give reviews. It boosts my confidence. By the way, how do you check how many people have looked at your story? Like, people are saying they got like 1000 hits or something like that...if anyone can tell me, please put it in their reviews!