Chi: Hiya! *Ducks frying pan* Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that! *Grenade blows up floor in front of Chi* -.- ...Seriously? Just go read...Oh, And before I forget! *Ducks dynamite* SERIOUSLY?! STOP IT! Like i was SAYING! This Chapter is slightly-crackish

Disclaimer/claimer: I Don't own FFC, but I do own all changes to the plot.

Dedication: Both MagmaRed, for coming up with Pauleen's nickname, and BlossomLght, in hopes that she dosen't kill me with her fangirls. (And Rupert!)

Twig: I don't get it.

Chi: It's an inside joke!

~Chapter 14~

Todd ran back to the fighter station, running into Rupert on the way.

"Watch where you are going!" Rupert snapped, standing up and brushing off his coat.

Todd scrambled up as well.

"S-sorry….Ru-Rupert!" He panted, kneeling over with his hands on his knees. "But do you…know where….Terry is?"

Rupert shook his head.

"No, I have not seen Terry for a while. Why are you looking for him?" He asked curiously. Todd's face flushed and he looked at the ground.

"I…Dina's been taken! Along with a reeeeaaalllly cute girl!" Todd suddenly got hearts in his eyes and he swooned slightly.

"…." Rupert stood there for a moment, processing this new information. "So, what you are saying is that you abandoned your best friend and more than likely ran away screaming something about a cute girl?" Rupert asked angrily.

Todd was taken aback.

"You…" he began before Rupert cut him off.

"How low can you go?" The silvery haired boy snarled. "Abandoning her when you knew there was a high chance of her being kidnapped? And you call yourself a best friend." Rupert spat out the words like venom. Todd was taken aback, to say the least.

"Since when have you cared about friends? I bet before Dina came along you were a stupid, lonely idiot!" Todd snarled. Rupert growled.

"Take that back!"

"Make me, rich boy!" Rupert took a swing at Todd, who dodged it and repaid Rupert with a kick to the shin. Soon enough, the boys were having an all-out brawl.

"Hey, you two! Break it up!" Terry shouted as two staff members pulled the boys apart.

Rupert had a bruise below his left eye, and Todd had a large bruise forming on his right cheek, but other than that the two boys were relatively unharmed.

Terry looked at the boys with a disapproving glare.

"Why?" He asked simply. Rupert and Todd shared a look, and came to a silent agreement.

They would get along with each other until Dina was back, safe and sound.

Dina bolted up in the bed she had been previously lying on.

"What the…? Where am I?!" She thought, panicking.

"You're awake!" Tsuno and Wild Winds shouted together happily.

"You gave us a big scare there, Dina." Storm Blade, relieved, said. Dina was then glomped by someone with a mass of pink and yellow hair.

"Ack!" Dina gasped as Pauleen's grip on her neck tightened.

"You're diga-awake!"

"Well, obviously, Aphrodite! It's not like I was gonna sleep forever or something." Pauleen blinked.

"Aphro…diga-dite?" She asked curiously.

"Well, Ya, Aphrodite. She was the Greek Goddess of beauty, and besides….Your pigtails are so poufy they kinda remind me of afros."

Dina got a mental image of her three vivo's falling over anime-style.

"Really, Dina?" Wild Winds sighed.

"What?" Dina asked in confusion.

"I can't believe you forgot to add that she's vain, as well!" Tsuno added cheerfully, ignoring the scolding she was getting from Storm Blade.

On Mount Olympus…

"I AM NOT VAIN!" A woman (goddess) shouted angrily. She had perfectly manicured nails, (Hot Pink,) long blonde hair, (not a strand out of place,) smoldering bright blue eyes, and was wearing a sleeveless white V-necked sun dress. In short, this woman who looked like a model was Aphrodite. And guess what?

She wasn't particularly happy about being called 'Vain.'

"I SHALL PUT A CURSE ON DIANA MAIRE HUNTER; HER WORST FASHION FEARS SHALL BE REALIZED!" Aphrodite shouted manically, earning a strange look from Hermes, who was talking to Zeus.

"Leave it, she's always like this." Zeus said, waving his hand in a care-free motion.

Back on Earth

Pauleen, Dina, Wild Winds, Storm Blade and Tsuno each gave a startled cry as Dina was enveloped in a bright white light. When the light faded, Dina found she was wearing some….different….clothing.

Dina was currently wearing an embarrassingly low Pink V-neck short sleeved blouse, with a white heart stamped to the shirt's left breast pocket. She was also wearing an indigo jean mini-skirt, white knee-high stockings, and pink flats. Her hair was down, with her bangs swept to the right and pinned up by a sparkling heart-shaped hair clip.

Pauleen gapped at her for a moment, before bursting into laughter.

Dina looked at herself in a mirror hanging on the wall and let out a shriek.

"I'M A GIRL!" She screamed.

On Mount Olympus…

"That's her worst Fashion Fear? Girl really needs a boyfriend…."

Back on Earth (Jumping around much, Chi-san?)

Dina was currently trying to change out of the clothes, but for some reason, they wouldn't come off. Like they'd been put there by some higher-up being…. (Aphrodite? Higher-up? Um, What did I just write?!)

"Somebody take a picture!" Tsuno laughed, just as Pauleen dug up her….phone!

"PAULEEN! YOU HAD A FREAKING PHONE AND YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP?!" Dina shouted, snatching the phone away from her pink-haired friend.

Dina quickly dialed the Fighter Station, and waited impatiently for someone to pick up.

"Hello, this is Sarah, the secretary for the Cranial Isle Fighter Station. What can I do for you?"

"This is Dina Anzai. I was kidnapped by the BB Brigade along with a friend. Could you send help? We're in a secret tunnel up by the gondola."

"Oh my! Yes, of course! Right away, Ms. Anzai! Please, stay put and please stay safe!" The phone clicked off as Sarah hung up.

Dina looked around and found her vivosaur pouch, spotting it on the bed. She went to retrieve it, tossing Pauleen's phone back to her before spinning around and walking out of the room.

"D-Dina, Digadig? Where are you going?" Pauleen asked, following her.

"Where do you think? I need to dish out some payback to whoever kidnapped me!"

"Hmm…This door looks suspicious." Todd said to Rupert, looking at an oddly placed door a few meters away from the gondolas. Rupert didn't get a chance to respond, as two BB goons appeared to be making their way towards them.

"Wah! It's the BareBones Brigade! Wh-What do we do?!" Todd panicked. Rupert and Todd whipped their heads around in panic, until Rupert grabbed Todd's wrist and the two hid behind a large crate.

"Whew! Fruit is a lot heavier than I thought." The hidden boys exchanged glances and then poked their heads around the crate.

Two goons stood in front of the door, one carrying a crate of fruit.

"I'm covered in sweat." The one carrying the crate whined.

"Quit your griping!" The other one said. "Those girls are waiting." He punched a large yellow button next to the door, and the door slid open. The one with the crate walked in, and the other one looked around, then went through the door, which shut behind him.

"That button opens the door..." Todd said.

"It does? I didn't realize that." Rupert replied sarcastically.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go check it out!" Todd ignored Rupert and ran up to the door.

Dina hissed as she stalked up to the BB in charge of this scam.

"You! You realize what you've put me through?! I mean, LOOK AT ME! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!" Dina roared, grabbing her dino medals.

Her opponent, a boy roughly a year or two older than Todd, (fifteen), had black hair with red running through it, and the red part is combed into a long spike. He had a black star painted over his left eye, red glasses, black cut off gloves, a white jacket with short black flames at the end and a skull on the back, a low cut white shirt with black around the collar, a black collar with metal studs and a key around his neck, his pants were black at the top and at the knees while the rest was white, and he had black lace up boots.

"Um…What?" Cole asked in confusion.

"Digadig…I diga-suggest you battle her before she diga-explodes." Pauleen said hesitantly from the side-lines.

Cole sent out a B-Rex, a B-Plesio and a B-Lambeo, while Dina sent out her normal team.

Wild Winds used Spiral Wing on B-Rex, causing thirty-nine damage.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Wild Winds, causing thirty-five damage. B-Plesio then used Boney Blur on Wild Winds, causing sixteen damage.

Storm Blade rotated to the front left position, and then used Wind Blast on B-Rex, causing forty-five damage. Wild Winds then used Angry Peck on B-Plesio, causing forty damage.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Wild Winds, sending him back to his medal. B-Plesio then used Boney Blur on Tsuno, causing seven damage.

Tsuno used Tricera Combo on B-Rex, causing a total of seventy-eight damage and rotating him to the front right position. Storm Blade then used Wind Blast on B-Plesio, causing eighty-three damage.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Tsuno, causing nine damage. B-Plesio then used Boney Blur on Tsuno, causing thirteen damage.

Tsuno used running smash on B-Rex, causing him to go back to his medal. Storm Blade then used Wind Blast on B-Plesio, causing him to go back to his medal.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Tsuno, causing eight damage.

Tsuno used running smash on B-Lambeo, causing nineteen critical damage. Storm Blade rotated to the front-center position, and then used Wind Blast on B-Lambeo, causing thirty-three damage.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Tsuno, causing thirteen damage.

Storm Blade used wind Blast on B-Lambeo, causing forty-nine critical damage.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Tsuno, causing thirteen damage.

Storm Blade then used Aeros Alert on B-Lambeo, causing forty damage total.

B-Lambeo used Boney Chomp on Tsuno, causing thirteen damage.

Storm Blade used Wind Blast on B-Lambeo, causing thirty-five damage. Tsuno then used running smash on B-Lambeo, causing him to go back to his medal.

Rupert and Todd slowly crept into the tunnel-chamber, only to be pushed back out by escaping BB's, who were being led by a….crying hipster?

"What….just happened?" Todd asked.

"I do believe that Dina happened." Rupert sweat-dropped, peering into the chamber to see Dina laughing, while sitting on top of her Aeros's head.

"We showed 'em!" Dina laughed.

Storm Blade rolled his eyes and then reverted back to his Dino Medal, causing Dina to fall roughly seventeen feet to the ground.

"Um, Ouch!" Dina said, rubbing her now-sore butt.

"Dina!" Todd gasped, rushing to help her up. Dina blinked, looking confused for a second.

"…Todd! I half thought they kidnapped you, too!" Dina laughed.

"What? Me? Nah, I went….to go get…..help? Dina stop looking at me like that!" Todd quickly tried to hide behind a rock as Dina let out an angry roar.

"YOU REALIZE YOU LEFT ME ALONE AND LET ME GET KNOCKED OUT AND FREAKING KIDNAPPED?!"

(A few minutes of Dina's ranting later…)

"Just give Pauleen her bowl thingy back." Dina sighed, sliding her hand down her face.

"Why Pauleen? The bowl belongs to that cutie over there!" Todd smiled obliviously.

Dina groaned and sighed.

"Dude that is Pauleen! Now give her the bowl thingy already!" Todd had gave a girlish shriek and quickly tossed Pauleen her 'bowl.' (It was really her mask… (DUH!))

Dina sighed, and then walked over to Rupert.

"Can I trust you to be semi-normal?" She asked. Rupert nodded, albeit a bit too quickly.

"Of course. And may I just say that you look rather….cute in that outfit." Rupert said, not quite able to keep his eyes up.

He only earned a slap from Dina.

"WHY ME, WORLD?! WHY!?" Dina shouted, storming away.

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