Chapter 14-Polling Results

A/N: Hey kids! Here're the polling results. It took us long enough! Ok so only seven people voted but whatever. I wrote this with Kawaii-no-Kitsune and some friends like px. My brother was busy playing Spore so he didn't help. Ah well.

Kankurou and Temari are gathered beside a box. Of course, Kakashi and Guy are gathered there as well. I mean, they're the candidates! And stuff. Oh and Lee is there to. For reasons we all know. Kakashi's team isn't very supportive so they're not there and Kakashi doesn't care either so that's ok!

"Ok! We're gathered here to announce the winner of the polling competition thing between Guy and Kakashi—" began Kankurou.

"HA! He announced my name first! So that means I win!" screamed Guy.

Kakashi was reading his um book so he didn't hear what Guy had previously screamed. He put his book calmly down and addressed Guy in the politest of all fashions.

"Yes Guy?" he said good-naturedly.

"Did you hear what I just said rival Kakashi?"

"No, I'm sorry. So could you repeat it," requested Kakashi of Guy.

Guy nearly exploded.

"Uh why don't you men settle your dispute at the polling announcement…thing," suggested Temari.

Guy folded his arms and sniffed. Lee began to comfort Guy.

"OkherestheresultGuywinsfivevotestotwo," said Kankurou happily.

"Huh?" said Guy, Kakashi, Temari and Lee.

"Now that we have that taken care of—" began Kankurou. AGAIN.

Then Guy had an epiphany.

"OH MY GOD! I WON THE ELECTION!" he hollered so that everybody's eardrums exploded except Lee because he has the Soundproof ability when with Guy.

"I LOVE YOU GUY-SENSEI!" hollered Lee back.

"HA! I DID WIN RIVAL KAKASHI! BEAT THAT!"

"You know what?" said Kakashi calmly, "I don't really care."

With that he walked away as though his loss didn't hurt one bit. BUT WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT HURT AS MUCH WHEN RIN, OBITO AND MINATO DIED.

"I just don't get it," sighed Kakashi, thinking on a chair.

"How could I possibly lose? I mean look at me. I'm brimming with quiet intensity. The women love me because I am so sexy. And my lovely legs..." Kakashi's voice trailed off as he pulled up his trouser legs for the world to see.

"I mean how could anyone not love my legs?"

Someone wolf-whistled at his shiny, smooth legs.

Kakashi was like, "WTF? I thought I was alone!"

He got up from his random chair and ran away as fast as possible, for a stalker was on the loose.

"Wait Kakashi! I love your legs!" screamed an unknown person who was chasing after our silver-haired Jounin. And who else could it be but Kankurou?

Oh dear! Run Kakashi! Run!

This chapter was stupid and random. But whatever! The point was to announce results so…love you guys! Ok that was ambiguously gay. But I just heard Tiny Tim sing Living the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight so…um…