YAY! This chappie was really fun to write, hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Already disclaimed. (HA! ONE OF MY AWESOME REVIEWERS TOLD ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SAY I DON'T OWN THE TEEN TITANS EVERY CHAPTER! Oh...wait...I just did...)
Kole
1. Ask her, "What kind of a name is Kole?" and pull a face.
2. Call her Pinky, Bug girl, Crystal Witch (kudos to Kiba Sniper for coming up with that!) Diamondidiot, Sparkling Freak, etc.
3. Constantly make fun of her hair/antennas.
4. Ask, "Why the hell is your hair pink?"
5. Ask, "Why the hell do you have antennas?"
6. Ask why she lives in the North Pole, underground.
7. Tell her cocopalinos taste horrible.
8. Ask her if she's in love with Gnarrk.
9. Say, "Who in their right mind would give up technology to living with a caveman?"
10. Ask her constantly exactly how far back she and Gnarrk go.
11. Ask her if she's in love with Lightning.
12. Ask her if she's in love with Jericho.
13. Ask if she lives underground with Gnarrk because she's antisocial.
14. Tell her that all of the creatures that live with her and Gnarrk want to eat her.
15. Zap her with a tazer frequently so she'll have to crystallize herself.
16. Tell her that her powers are useless and lame.
17. Dress up as Dr. Light and kidnap her.
18. Ask if she's for Jerikole, Klightning, or Gnole.
19. Every time she crystallizes herself, yell, "AHHH! Where'd Kole go?"
20. Always punch her when she's crystallized, then when you break your hand, shriek, "Kole! Why the heck did you break my hand?"
21. Ask her what color her hair used to be.
22. Ask her if she enjoys being used as a knife, bat, etc.
23. Tell her you hate her voice.
24. Continuously bring up how her parents experimented on her to give her her powers.
25. Tell her she was just a source of income to her parents.
26. Tell her you like her better when she's crystallized.
27. Scream, "OH MY GOD! DR. LIGHT IS IN THE TOWER!" every morning at six.
28. Ask her if Gnarrk's just her big, dumb, bodyguard.
29. Trap her in a giant yellow bubble.
30. Have Gnarrk change his hiding spot, get him mad at Kole, then have her go on a wild goose chase everywhere to find him.
31. Tell her she copied Jinx's look.
32. Ask her if she and Jinx are long lost twins.
33. Ask her how a pink-haired, crystallized teenager became friends with a prehistoric caveman that wears only a loincloth and knows only one word.
34. Ask her, "How far back do you and Gnarrk go, exactly? The prehistoric ages?"
35. Ask her why she hasn't taught Gnarrk English yet, since they seem to have a heck of a lot of spare time on their hands.
36. Tell her that her house is a dump.
37. Ask her if Gnarrk is scared of her communicator.
38. Call her a 'little girl,' or 'dinosaur bait.'
39. Cut off her antennas.
40. Dye her hair platinum blond.
41. Stick a giant gold band to her back while she's crystallized, then say, "Yay! Now you're a giant diamond ring! Can I use you to proposed to my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
42. Always grumble when she's around, "For a little girl, you sure are heavy. No wonder you need a caveman to carry you around."
Mehh...not one of my greatest, but I think I did well! Next up is probably Jericho...
REVIEW PLEASE! ~lilmissf
