Dear Jerseys,
Mike'e can't we just go to a pool like normal people? Please I'll even ask Nevada to let some girls from her Playboy club come just for ya just don't give me a bath.
Paul'e yeah keep tellin yerself that. Your gift is great my butt oh and Delaware's gonna be doin a check on the gifts this year. So watch it unless ya wanna be yelled at by England number 2. Ya don't wanna be nagged by him do ya?
Vinny I'm...sorry? I guess. By the way are you given the chicks dad's number to call fer child support? He left his phone at my house and He's been gettin calls from a lady named Lou Anne from somewhere in South Jersey about how she's pregnant and how child supports gonna work. You wouldn't have anythin to do with this right?
Don sweet Jesus your back! I was sad you didn't respond I thought I made you mad. How was Hawaii did you have fun? Kansas just gave me a package fer me to send to ya says its important its gonna come a little after ya get the letter.
Love y'all lots,
Oklahoma Bethany Jones
PS: I found somethin/ someone a few days ago tell ya about it later
Yo's little Oklahoma this is Mike'e,
Ok, ok for the Playboy bunnies I'll do it, but I'm not giving you's CPR again. Last time you did you spat water in my mouth. I mean it was cute when you were 4 but now it would be just incest!
Your brother,
West Jersey, Mike'e
Dear little red Meatball this is Mike'e,
Why would I need your butt for the old mans gift? Then again I could use your help with it. Anyways Delaware can suck my marbles!
Your wise brother,
East Jersey, Paul'e
Dear big baby Oklahoma this be the great Vinny,
I forgive you...I'm sorry for yelling at ya's , sometimes you have reminded to learn how act like an adult. No, no, no's...uh...No's, I don't know anyone by that, scouts honor's!
From your lawer brother,
Soth Jersey, Vinny
Good day to you this is Don,
No I was not mad, I just needed a vacation. Hawaii was fantastic the music the entertainment and the beach's were good. Have you tried this thing called Hawaiian pizza it's delicious. So I got a package huh? Well before I open it do you know what it is?
From,
North Jersey, Don