Inazuma Eleven Ultimate Chat Show

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Episode 14 - Awkward Questions

This episode we are inviting the whole crowd! - Aitor Cazador (Kariya Masaki), Riccardo Di Rigo (Shindou Takuto), Lucian Dark - nephew of Ray Dark (Kageyama Hikaru - nephew of Kageyama Reiji) and Jean-Pierre Lapin (Nishizono Shinsuke).

"Welcome!" the host introduces. "Today we are giving the cast really awkward questions! YAY!"

"Why are you so excited? I have better things to do!" Aitor huffs. Arion punches him in the arm to cheer him up. "What was that for?"

"Anyway, I have got some really awesome questions so we can find out the truth of our Inazuma legends!" the host adds.

"NOOOOO!" the cast shout.

"At least this isn't a torture show! But I can always get Victor on you!" The host takes a deep breath. "As you all know, we are not allowed to have guest stars or questions from anyone outside of the show (or their OC's) because it is against the rules of this site to have question and dare shows with interaction between real life and fan fiction, so all of these questions are from me."

"That was a very long sentence, dude!" Hurley points out.

"Y-you're leaning on- me too h-hard!" Jordan struggles.

"Sorry, man!" Hurley sweat drops and let go of him. Jordan falls on the floor, out of breath. Everyone sweat drops.

"So, the first awkward question is to Mark." the host continues.

"Captain goes first!" Mark announces proudly.

"It's not something to be happy about." Jim tells him. Mark shivers.

"How many times do you say 'Sakka yarou ze' every day on average?" the host interrogates.

"Hmm..." Mark thinks. "Maybe about twenty I think!"

"Ooh, Mark Evans, you crazy lier!" Nathan growls.

"Fine then, thirty!" Mark estimates.

"Lier, lier! Pants on fire!" Caleb taunts.

"Ok, ok, it's fifty!" Mark guesses accurately.

"Lies, Endou, lies!" the host urges.

"No, really, it's fifty." Mark convinces.

"I got a bit carried away there!" the host admits. "Anyway, the next question is for Xavier."

"Right I'm ready." Xavier grins.

"How many times have you had a nosebleed over Jordan's cuteness?" the host challenges.

"Hey, I'm not that cute!" Jordan protests.

"When you wear a dress you are!" Caleb sniggers.

"Since when have I worn a dress?" Jordan questions.

"When your aunt thought you were a girl?" Claude smirks.

"Right, six years ago, then!" Jordan shrugs. "So what?"

"Actually a few episodes ago you did, too." Caleb grins.

"Back to the point!" the host demands.

"About ten times." Xavier replies.

"Another lier in the house!" Dave yells.

"That's what other fan fictions say, but they're not true, they're all HiroMido fans." Xavier backs up his evidence.

"Yeah, we don't really like yaoi, and don't advise the IE characters to do it unless they really love the person." the host explains. "The author especially doesn't like HiroMido because apparently Jordan is too awesome and manly to be kawaii, no offence, yaoi fans."

"Thanks, author!" Jordan yelps. "I don't fancy Xavier." he puts on shades. "Get rekt, HiroMido fans!"

"There, he just said it." Hurley pats him on the back.

"Did you just hear (see for readers) that, people?!" Darren shouted.

"None of us are deaf, buddy" Hurley made him realise.

"You used that one earlier on in the show!" Caleb sulked. "Idiot."

"Don't worry Hurley," Jude assured him. "almost everyone is an idiot to Caleb.

"Hey man, I'm not upset, do I look it?" Hurley answers.

"Someone just comforted Hurley back for once after all of his effort to help Darren out -" David smiles "- and it had to be my best friend!"

"Hey, what about me?" Joe sulks.

"Sorry Joe." David weakly grins. "One of my best friends, then."

"Well, there goes another Alius fandom." Bryce sighs.

"Oh well, we tried. Our population is decreasing fast after that GIANT explosion happened in our yaoi section." Claude warns. He puts up a sign reading "Save the 'aliens'".

"Well thanks for planting it in the middle of the old living room, dummo!" Bryce groaned. "Now nobody can see it!"

"Next!" the host cries. "Victor, with that amazingly fast phone of yours, how many times every day do you call or text your mum?"

"That's a tough one." Victor sarcastically ponders. "Erm, maybe... NONE!" He goes back on his phone.

"Not at all?" the host double-checks. Victor looks up and stares at him. "O-ok." Victor plays 'Katte Nakou Ze' and 'Ohayou! Shining Day' in his earphones.

"Right, Jean-Pierre." the host prepares the next question.

"Oui?"

"Do you ever get scared of Quagmire?" the host submits.

"Er... N-non, because I can jump as high as him, so zere, you see?" Jean-Pierre high fives Arion.

"Riccardo," the host carries on, "Have you ever failed a piano exam?"

"N-no." he replies gingerly.

"I saw your mum coming out of the music exam place looking really sad. Are you sure you passed?" Aitor interrogates.

"Fine then, I failed." Riccardo bows his head in shame.

"It's ok, I don't blame you - it must have been hard for you, it being Grade Five." Arion comforts.

"Enough of the soppy stuff, guys!" the host follows on. "Next question! Lucian, how long did it take you to become reasonable at football after you joined Raimon?"

"About a couple of days. But I practiced for five hours on both days." Lucian responds.

"Wow, you really are a quick learner!" the host congratulates. "I think we have time for one more awkward question. Jordan, do you practice proverbs to remember them?"

"No, not really," Jordan honestly answers. "I just enjoy quoting them."

"Right... well that's all for this episode! See you in the next one!" the host finishes.

"BYE!" everyone cheers.