You calmly explain that you have moved on and want to be with someone who treats you with respect. After you end the call you begin crying in earnest. Then you fall over, having been tackled by LME's president, Lory, who is crying harder than you are. You are immediately granted a place in the company's talent section.
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PS: If you want the full scoop on the phone conversation, read my very short story called Listen.
