An: Im back and within 10 days too!
It's holiday time in good ol' Australia, which pretty much means a constant sunburn.
Thanks to a recent chapter in Atreyl's fic Looseleaf I have discovered the joy of Urban Dictionary, I seriously suggest typing your name into it (:
As always I don't actually know what this chapter is about, I'm obviously into the go with the flow style of writing *sigh* I could really go for some TV Snacks right now. Oh oh oh Google has failed me *gasp* I was searching for L's strawberry quote (when he reveals he is Eraldo Coil and Denuave saying something like 'If you keep it a secret I'll give you this strawberry') and was appalled at the lack of DN quotes in general D=
Oh well, to the fic!
Enjoy!
Takada immediately turned a fragile shade of red and coughed, excusing herself from the table to no doubt spread gossip. She was a lot less clueless than Misa was, not that Light could really give a shit at that moment... he was a bit busy trying to refrain from grinding his crotch into a certain alluring pale hand.
Misa stared, mouth agape like the wind had suddenly changed. In order to, hopefully, gloss over the fact that Light was enjoying rubbing himself off on L's strategically placed hand he decided to give his thoughts on homosexuality, as best he could at such a time.
"I believe that love is uhnn love and attraction is attrac-tion. There is always one person... that is an exception to a person's mm sexuality." Getting those words out had been so difficult what with L intermittently squeezing Light's arousal.
But the talking hadn't been enough to fool or distract Misa, for a change. "Light are you okay?"
Not to pass up an opportunity to gloat L piped up, "Yes Light are you okay?" Smug bastard. But I have a plan. Without further ado the stimulated teenager wormed his right hand underneath the top of L's jeans.
In a sickly sweet voice accompanied with doe eyes, directed at L, Light replied, "Oh I'm perfectly fine. It might have been something I ate for dinner... Now that I mention it, didn't you eat the same thing as me L?"
"But Light we never eat th-" The end of the raven's sentence was cut off by a moan caused by an intricate little movement from Light's delicate fingers. Misa's face continued to get more and more uneasy, "Maybe you two should go to the bathroom. You don't sound too good, in fact you should probably go home! It's not like either of you actually need to be here."
Sometimes I adore clueless people... If I weren't gay I would kiss her right now. Well actually, if I weren't gay I would be punching L in the face and I would have no reason to kiss Misa. Unless I was attracted to her but no, just no. Right little oxymoronic situation I've come up with. Wow my brain seems to go into overdrive while fully awake and receiving a hand job.
Since Light was somewhat incapacitated and off in his own world L replied with, "That's very kind of you Misa. Are you sure you don't mind us leaving all of a sudden? I'm sure Light-Kun and I could struggle through the day." His voice was as cool as a cucumber, almost as if he wasn't using his free hand to press the other male's hand harder into his crotch. A man of many talents...
"No L, we cannot 'struggle' through the day," Light's voice was sharp with desperation, another spike of desire shooting through his member.
"Misa Misa agrees with Light. You are sick and Misa doesn't want her friends to hurt. Go home and rest up," she supplied in her high pitched voice.
Again with the hetero urge to kiss her... for allowing me to continue a homosexual act. This is going to do my head in. Mental sigh.
"Thank you so much Misa, I really appreciate it. We owe you one," is what the supposedly sick auburn man said but really he was just thinking about getting home to their apartment. Light was a deep shade of red now and his thigh's were shaking.
"Not to worry Misa-Misa is just trying to help."
"One day we will return the favour," L stated. On the word 'favour' the man pushed down especially hard and Light came in his pants with a sobbing cry as his world turned white for a moment. The stares directed at him only became more intense but speaking wasn't the best option as of yet since the teen didn't trust his voice right now. He subtly untucked his dress shirt so it would hang over the stain on his pants, while doing so he shoved L's hand away... much force was required. The two made a move to stand up, Light on shaky legs, when Misa interrupted.
"Well um if you two aren't feeling too sick Misa was wondering if..."
"Yes?" The pair said simultaneously.
"Could you err, kiss each other?" She muttered, managing to look embarrassed even though Light knew she was acting. He figured it must be a hidden talent of hers, one that was a pleasant surprise. The two men stared at each other for a moment, seemingly undecided. The owlish eyed raven then turned to the blond in order to ask a question.
"I'm assuming this is only for Misa's benefit and what sort of kiss?"
"Yes, and whatever Eru-chan is comfortable with!" This was said in her most sickly sweet voice.
With that answered L raised an eyebrow at Light whom nodded slightly. Instantly their lips were mashed together, tongues were invading mouths and a pale spidery hand was at the small of the other's back. Luckily most people were still convened at the cafeteria and could not watch the display. L tipped Light backwards slightly to gain better access to the younger's mouth who was groaning in approval.
Once the pair required oxygen they pulled apart to see a gobsmacked Misa staring at them as if they were both suddenly naked. L and his ever present ability to remain unaffected by social norms questioned the girl once more.
"Was that sufficient for Misa?"
Her reply was a slow nod while her face stayed the same. Maybe the wind did change after all.
Light chirped up because he really wanted to get home, "We'll just be going then. See you next week Misa."
They received a half hearted wave in return.
As the pair walked away L muttered lowly right in Light's ear, "You lost the game."
Light's instant comeback was, "If you call that losing."
The trip home was jam packed with making out in alleyways, subtle groping and sexual remarks that were far too explicit to be overheard and yet the teenager found himself standing in the room that he shared with L, semi-clothed, in an instant while said insomniac was in the bathroom. So Light was alone in the bedroom... with a fish staring right at him with its googly watchful eyes.
An: He lost the game! And what a seedy, seedy fish 0_0
I figured I'd get more into Light's thoughts once again, they're fun.
Turns out that I don't mind Misa when she isn't rabid fangirling after Light, even though that's just my rabid LxLight fangirl talking haha
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