"Levi..."
"Yeah?"
"I'm pregnant."
Levi swore his jaw hinges malfunctioned for the first time in his life. He wasn't prepared to be a father; heck, how did Petra get pregnant?!
What do you mean 'how Petra got pregnant?' Are you a fucking virgin?, a voice rang in his head.
Oh shut the fuck up.
Levi got up from the couch and walked over to his wife, slow with hesitance with his touch on her abdomen. Suddenly kneeling down as if to propose a second time – his first wasn't exactly the ideal proposal but whatever, he placed his ear against her tummy, wondering if he could hear anything this soon.
Petra felt a tinge of guilt at seeing her husband so... unlike him. I shouldn't have listened to Hanji. This is a horrible prank. What have I done...?
"Um, Levi?" Petra said, guilt seeping through her tone.
Said husband detected the weird tone and got worried about his wife's state of mind and health.
"Actually, I'm..." She took a deep breath, "not pregnant."
"The fuck?"
"Hanji told me to pull this on you after hearing how distant you've been for the past two weeks, and I kinda went along with her idea while plotting my revenge..." Levi could hardly hear the end but he got the gist of it.
Trudging his way to the couch, Levi sank into the plush leather, disappointed beyond belief. Sure, he wasn't prepared to be a father but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to be one! His frown more pronounced than ever, Petra felt like Cruella de Vil who just skinned her husband alive!
Sitting beside Levi like a timid mouse, she reached out and tugged on the hem of his sweater, afraid of the consequences for once.
"I'm sorry." She muttered softly, truly repentant of her mistake.
A huff escaped his lips; he knew he should be angry but with Petra, it is never long because he loves her more than she thinks he does.
"Don't, ever do that again." He grumbled.
Petra nodded her head, honey tresses moving with the motion. Wanting to cheer him up, she asked while leaning her head onto his chest, "Is there any way I can make it up to you? I'll do anything."
Levi stayed silent for quite a while, thinking of what kind of punishment he shall bestow upon her when he suddenly thought of the best.
Reaching his other arm around her to bring her into a hug, he whispered, "Well, we could always make that prank come true today, if you know what I mean."
Petra blushed like school girl who is seeing a male genital for the first time. "Eh?!"
"Is that a yes or a no?" Levi nudged her for an answer.
Burying her scarlet face into his sweater, she muffled, "I-Is that all you could think of right now?"
"Well, my heart is broken and I need some medical help from my wife. Who else can I ask?" A smirk started to appear on his cock face.
Hitting him in the chest with her tiny fist hardly fazed Levi. Married for three years yet still so shy, Petra tried her best to make this prank a reality.
A/N: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WROTE?! SORRY NOT SORRY BECAUSE... It wasn't a prank after all =P