DC: …yeah. I've got nothing to say.

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DAY THE FIRST

Naruto stood outside the newly built building. It looked like the Academy, only a lot bigger and shinier. He looked at the letter in his hand and read it to himself again:

By Order of the Hokage:

All ninja's that have graduated from the Academy are to report to 512 Konoha Ave. at 7:00 am on Monday. This order is nonnegotiable.

Naruto sighed and returned the note to his pocket. He didn't know what to expect, but he didn't think it was good.

"Hi Naruto," called a timid sounding voice. Naruto spun around and saw Hinata standing behind him.

"Hey Hinata!" replied Naruto. "Do you know what this is about?" Hinata shook her head.

"Good, I'm not the only one here," said another person approaching. "What a drag."

"Hello, Shikamaru," said Hinata. Shikamaru sighed. Soon other people started showing up. It wasn't long before all the ninja (or at least the ones that matter) had arrived. At precisely 7:00, the doors opened and the Hokage walked out.

"Welcome," said the Hokage. "It has come to my attention that you have no idea what's happening. Please come inside and follow the signs." The Hokage turned and walked back inside.

"Come on guys, believe it!" called Naruto as he raced inside.

The signs led them into a large room with desks.

"Take your seats, please," said the Hokage. "Okay, now I'll tell you why you're here." He paused. "Over the years I have noticed a rising illiteracy and overall stupidity level in Konoha."

"I knew!" exclaimed Rock Lee. "The illiteracy levels is appalling!" Silence.

"Yeah…like that," continued the Hokage. "Anyway, I was recently approached by a man who claimed to have a solution. 'A high school', he said. 'A high school where I can teach the younger generation will save the village'. Well, I agreed, and that is what will be happening for the next few months. You will live here in dorms and be taught. Now, this gentleman has a few words for you." The door burst open and a man clothed in a black cloak and carrying a scythe entered.

"Good God!" exclaimed Sasuke. "It's DynamicChaos!" DC smiled.

"How observant," he said. "And using my awesome Author-Powers, I shall send the Hokage away!"

"Wait, what?" asked the Hokage. But it was too late. In a flash of light, the Hokage was gone.

"OMG!"

"WTF!"

"LOL!"

"BBQ!"

"PWN'D!"

"Enough!" exclaimed DC. "I'm your master now. And as such, I'll also be your teachers until the semester is over!"

"Objection!" exclaimed Neji. "How can one person teach multiple classes simultaneously?" DC smiled.

"Easy. Author Style: Personality Split No Jutsu!" Suddenly, DC split into four different versions of himself.

"Hello," said the one in a green cloak. "I'm DC's depressed side. Call me Lance"

"I'm DC's evil side," muttered the one in red. "Call me Rogerick"

"And I'm DC's feminine side!" squealed the one in pink. "I'm named Marilyn!"

"And you know me," said the original. "Now, first things first, you'll be assigned dorms."

"And what if we refuse?" asked Neji defiantly. Rogerick stood up.

"I'll do this…" he pointed at Neji. "MIND CRUSH!" The Hyyuga fell dead.

"Oh my God, you killed Neji!" exclaimed Marilyn.

"You bastard," muttered Lance. Rogerick grinned.

"I know. Any other takers?" Silence. "Good." Rogerick sat back down.

"O…K…" said DC. "Anyway, the rooms are as follows…"

Sakura-Ino

Sasuke-Lee

Naruto-Choji

Shino-Shikamaru

Hinata-Tenten

Kiba-Neji's body

"Why do I get the dead guy?" complained Kiba.

"Because I don't like you," said DC.

"Aw, but he's so cute!" said Marilyn. Kiba cringed. "Oh, don't worry," Marilyn took down her hood revealing long blond girly hair. "I may only be the feminine side of a guy, but I am female." Kiba relaxed a little and dragged Neji's body to his room. DC grinned wickedly.

"Oh you may relax now," thought the Author. "But just wait until tomorrow…"

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DUN DUN DUN! What horrors await the ninjas on their first day at high school? Next chapter: First Lessons and a Cafeteria Nazi! REVIEW (and stay tuned…)!