Talent Show (Outcome 2)
Disclaimer: I dont own any of the songs.
(Rodrick's POV)
Well today's the day of the talent show, I'm positive I'm going to win this bet then Eve has no choice but be my maid in her sexy little outfit. Yea that's a nice sight. I relaxed and imagined her running around the house doing my chores but all of a sudden I got a boner.
"What the hell am I doing! Why am I even thinking about her like that?" I said out loud. I tried to think of something gross so my boner could go down. Suddenly my mom knocked on the door.
"Rodrick? Are you alright honey?" My mom said sounding concerned.
"Uh yea, I just accidentally dropped something on my foot." I lied.
"Do you want me to look at it?"
"Nope, I'm perfectly fine."
"Okay well Ben and Chris are outside waiting on you." My mom said then she finally left. I got up and thankfully my boner was down. How embarrassing that would've been had my mom seen that? I went to the bathroom so I could take a shower and get ready for practice. When I was done with my shower, I came out in my jeans without a shirt. Just for the hell of it, I went to Greg's room to harrass him and the baby hippo. I opened the door and was laughing at the sight before me. The baby hippo was wearing a fake mustache, tux, top hat and a cape.
"You guys are total nerds." I informed them.
"We're not nerds!" Greg said.
"Sure you're not, you're the most popular kids ever." I said with sarcasm. I left and put a shirt on so I could meet up with Chris and Ben.
"Hey guys." I greeted them.
"What's up?" Ben said. Ben's the smart guy of the band, usually he gets the most chicks out of all of us because he's got 'brains'.
"Man, we're gonna win this. Hey Rodrick, when Eve loses, can we get her friends to wear maids outfits too?" Chris asked. Chris is the biggest pervert of the band. He has the absolute WORST luck with girls.
"Dude, I'm not worried about them." I told him.
(Eve's POV)
I CANNOT lose today! I refuse to. I got up from my bed because today was judgement day, in other words, talent show day. I've been waiting a while for this day and now it's finally here. I went to take my shower and get ready to meet up with Kayla and Zoe at a cafe. It took my fifteen minutes to get ready and I drove over. I saw Kayla and Zoe setting under a patio umbrella.
"I knew you were going to be late, I ordered you a caramel frappe." Zoe said.
"Cousin, you know me too well." I said as I took my beveridge from her.
"Well duh, eighteen years." Zoe said as she sipped her coffee.
"So are you nervous Eve?" Kayla said.
"A little but I'll be okay." I said.
(FF to the talent show)
(Rodrick's POV)
Finally we're at the school. The dumb principal wanted everyone at the school early so we'd know who was playing in what order. Personally I didn't really give a damn as long as I win. As we unloaded everything, I saw Eve's band come in and I swear almost every guy in here wanted to bang those girls. Those short skirts who any guy go crazy for them. Suddenly Eve and I made eye contact but she broke it when she mouthed 'You're going down'.
(Eve's POV)
I wasn't going to let Rodrick freak me out so I had to keep focus. The principal wanted all the acts to come together because he had an announcement.
"Now everyone, I have to tell you this because it's important. We have more acts than expected so we're going to have to merge acts together." All of our mouths fell to the ground. That's not what we wanted.
"Now Loded Diper you're going to have to perform along with Passion's Desire." The principal said.
"No fucking way!" Rodrick and I shouted.
"Watch your language kids." said the principal. After the principal was done talking, I looked at Rodrick with so much hatred that I wanted to break something.
"Let's get something straight princess." Rodrick started. "you and your band are not going to upstage Loded Diper."
"Oh really?" I started back. "My girls and I aren't intimitated by you and your boys. Am I right girls?" I said looking over my shoulder and then I saw Kayla was flirting with Ben.
"Kayla! Stop flirting with the enemy!" I shouted.
"I can't help it! He's smart and cute!" Kayla said.
"Ben! What the hell are you doing?" Rodrick shouted.
"Wanna get out of here?" Ben said to Kayla.
"Yea, Bye guys!" Kayla said. Both Kayla and Ben left out the back door leaving me and Rodrick with a 'What the Fuck?' look on our face. It was time for the show to start and I don't care what the principal said but Passion is still performing out song without Kayla. The curtains came up and we started the beat to our song:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
La, La, La, La, La
Hey! Hey! Hey!
La, La, La, La, La
[Zoe:]
You come from here,
I come from there.
[Eve:]
You rock out in your room,
I rock a world premiere.
We're more alike than
Anybody could ever tell
(ever tell)
[Eve:]
Friday, we're cool,
Monday, we're freaks.
[Zoe:]
Sometimes we rule,
Sometimes we can't even speak.
[Eve:]
But we kick it off,
Let loose, and LOL
(LOL)
[Zoe:]
It may seem cliche
For me to wanna say that your not alone
(that your not alone)
[Eve:]
And you can call me uncool
But it's a simple fact i got your back
[Zoe:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Both:]
'Cause we're one and the same
We're anything but ordinary
One and the same
I think we're almost legendary.
You and me the perfect team
Chasing down the dream
We're one and the same!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
La, La, La, La, La
[Eve:]
I'm kinda like you,
Your kinda like me.
[Zoe:]
We write the same song
In a different key
[Both:]
It's got a rhythm, you and me
Can get along
(get along)
[Zoe:]
And it may seem cliche
For me to wanna say
That your not alone
(here I go again)
[Eve:]
And you can call me uncool
But it's a simple fact
I still got your back (yeah)
(I still got you're back)
[Both:]
'Cause we're one and the same
We're anything but ordinary
One and the same
I think we're almost legendary
You and me the perfect team
Shaking up the scene,
We're one and the same!
[Eve] (yeah, yeah)
[Zoe:]
Cause we're one and the same...
[Eve:]
We're anything but ordinary
[Zoe:]
One and the same...
[Eve:]
We're something more than momentary!
[Zoe:]
Cause we're one..
[Eve:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Zoe:]
Cause we're one..
[Eve:]
Were anything but ordinary
You and me the perfect team
Chasing down the dream
Ohh,
You and me the perfect team
Shaking up the scene,
We're one and the same!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
La, La, La, La, La
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Loded Diper was next to take the lead:
Hey! Oh!
Hey! Oh!
(Do It!)
(Bill) I don't wanna waste my time again,
by getting wasted with so-called friends.
Cause They don't know me,
but they pretend to be part of my social scenery.
Hey, maybe I'm a critic, a cynic.
Or am I jaded or am I afraid of it?
Cause It's dragging me down, it's bumming me out,
it's making my head spin round and round.
[CHORUS:]
Can ya say "Hey"? Can ya say "Oh"?
That's right, what do you want from me?
Can ya say "Hey"? Can ya say "Oh"?
That's right, what do you want from me?
I get the feeling, we're on to something,
I say "jump" and you start jumping.
Can ya say "Hey"? Can ya say "Oh"?
That's that, now what do you want from me?
(Rodrick) Just another day in the life of me.
It's three AM and I can't sleep.
And I've been thinking that we've been
Drinkin in hopes to maintain our sanity.
Hey, maybe I'm a critic, a cynic, or am I crazy?
Did they all hate me?
Cause they pick me up and throw me down.
It's makin my head spin round and round.
[CHORUS]
(Chris) Everything that I do is never good enough for you.
Do my best, dress to impress, wear my heart out of my chest.
Goin nowhere fast, I don't know where I'm at.
When I say jump and you start jumping.
(Hey!) We're on to something.
[CHORUS 2x]
"Well I want to say that we had the best talent show this year and it looks like we have a tie for first place. Raise your voices if you like Passion's Desire more than Loded Diper." The MC said and the crowd went crazy. "Then the winner is Passion's Desire!"
"YES! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR THAT MAID'S OUTFIT!" I said in Rodrick's face. "Now you have to hold up your end of the bet."
(Next Day)
"Come on Rodrick, you know you have to do this because you lost the bet." I said as I got out my car. I had to drive Rodrick to school because I knew if he drove he would've chickened out and just in case, I brought Chris and Ben to help me. They actually thought it was funny so they wanted him to wear the skirt and heels. Rodrick stepped out from the car and nearly fell in his heels. My, the sight before me was too hilarious! Rodrick was wearing a hot pink mini skirt that showed off his long very hairy legs, he didn't want my help when I told him I could wax them for him. Then he had black streppy high heels that wear probably 2 1/2 inches since he nearly broke every 3 inch heels in Macys. To add more insult to injury I had him wear a white off the shoulder top.
"I hate you so much right now." Rodrick said to me.
"Well too bad." I told him. "Now get in there and show those legs off!"
End of Chapter 14.