Sakura glared at Ino. Why did guys like her!? She was such a PIG!

Why Do You like Ino?

Sakura was glaring, once again, at Ino Yamanaka. Today it was because Naruto and Lee were complimenting her on a new jutsu that had impressed them. As the pink haired girl thought murderous thoughts about her best friend, she had a sudden question that needed answering.

Why do men like Ino-pig?

Sakura wanted an answer so after the longhaired blond girl left to train with her team she assaulted Naruto and Lee.

"Why do you like her!?" She demanded more than asked.

Naruto recovered from his 'cowering in fear' phase first and replied. "Like whom, Sakura-chan, you know I love you!"

"Whatever, Naruto!" Sakura screamed. "I saw you ogling her after she did her new jutsu!"

"Oh, you're talking about Ino-chan…" Naruto realized. "Well, she's a good fighter. Not once has she stood there and cried like you…"

The pink haired girl pummeled her idiotic teammate into the ground angrily. She turned to Lee, who had gone beyond silent. He stared at her with wide eyes as Naruto defended his earlier statement. "I like the way you stand there and cry!"

Sakura kicked the boy, and then asked Lee the same question. "Why do you like Ino?"

"She…is…like…you? Oh, Sakura, you are a ray of SUNSHINE THAT PENATRATES THE NIGHT!" Lee managed to wriggle free of Sakura's strong grip and run away to hide at Tenten's house.

Sakura headed from the training grounds to Team Ten's hang out spot. When she got there, only Shikamaru and Chouji could be seen. It was the perfect time to ask them her question.

"Why do you like Ino?"

Chouji tilted his head up to her and answered without a second thought, "Because we have to."

Shikamaru nodded, "Ino would be more than troublesome if we didn't do as she said."

Sakura screamed at them. "HOW CAN YOU LIKE SOMEONE WHO BOSSES YOU AROUND ALL THE TIME?"

"I don't know." Shikamaru replied. "Why don't you ask Naruto?"

Sakura stomped away from the two with a VERY wounded Shikamaru who mumbled, "Troublesome," after she left.

Sakura headed towards the village, but stopped when she saw Neji. She weighed her options on asking him the question, but figured that he couldn't stand the blond, so Sakura went on her way.

At the village entrance, she saw Team 8. The pink haired girl ran up to them and grabbed Kiba by the collar.

"Why do you like Ino?!"

Kiba growled at her, "Why would I like that bitch!?"

"Because everyone else seems to!" She screamed at him.

"WELL I'M NOT EVERYONE ELSE, SO BACK OFF YOU STUPID FANGIRL!"

Before anyone could get seriously hurt, Shino interrupted. "I've been on a mission with Ino once or twice. She's loyal and clever…If that helps anything." He pulled his teammate away from the crazed girl and they left before Sakura could attack someone again.

Well…At least Sasuke didn't like Ino…

Sakura stomped through the village to find other people to harass about Ino. The pink haired girl stumbled across Sasuke and Ino. The Uchiha had just come back to revive his clan, much to Sakura's pleasant surprise. Right now Sakura had flames of DEATH in her eyes as she stared at Ino hugging Sasuke. HE WAS BLUSHING!

Ino frolicked away as a good vixen should. Sakura approached Sasuke. Right now, the pink haired girl was no longer a fan girl, but an overly obsessed woman with a job.

"Why do you like Ino?"

Sasuke gave her a look that stated he clearly thought his old teammate was insane, and then proceeded to walk away from her. Sakura refused to be ignored!

"You need to answer me, Sasuke!"

"No, I don't. You're being stupid."

Sakura was a little put off by being called stupid, but she wouldn't let it get her down! "Listen Sasuke, I know Ino, she is a pig!"

Sasuke sighed at the girl. He stopped and turned towards her. "She is not a pig, just because her name means boar." He glared as the pink haired girl latched onto his arm.

"That's not why I call her Ino-pig! Do you really want to know why she's a pig?" She gave him the puppy dog eyes.

The Uchiha rolled his eyes, but figured he couldn't get out of this conversation, so he let Sakura list of the reasons why Ino was a pig.

"Okay, first of all when Ino laughs she snorts."

Sasuke detached Sakura's arm as she began counting with her fingers.

"Second, Ino EATS like a pig. When she's off her diet I've seen her chug a whole gallon of milk and then eat an entire pizza by herself in under an hour!"

That's not bad… I can do both of those things daily. Sasuke thought as Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro stopped to listen in.

Ha! That's why she gained those boobs that one time! Kankuro smirked to himself.

"Third, Ino dresses like a pig, I mean who wears revealing outfits like that!? It is too, ugh, revealing!"

The group stared down at Sakura's clothing, noting that hers was just as bad.

"Fourth, she acts like a man! I mean what kind of woman starts fights just to fight!"

At this point Sasuke walked away from the group in boredom. Kankuro playfully pointed at Temari when Sakura made her comment about fighting and she hit him for it.

"Fifth, is… Sasuke-kun!?"

"He left." Temari informed. "Now, why is Ino such a pig?"

Sakura backed away from the blond girl because she knew that Ino and she were close. VERY close. "Um…ah…"

Kankuro smirked, "Because you're forgetting about her dirty mouth, her glares, how she sounds when she screams."

Gaara gave a small smile at the last thing before he added, "The fact that she'll walk around naked in front of you, how she doesn't care if she gets dirty, the unhealthy food that she eats."

Temari laughed at this, and then finished with, "How she steals shiny things and hits on her guy friends' girlfriends!"

"Sometimes her guy friends' boyfriends too," added Anko before she fluttered off somewhere.

The group laughed. Sakura stared at them wide-eyed. "You don't like Ino, either? But I thought you were friends?"

Temari gave her an intimidating look, "No, we love Ino, but unlike you we love her for who she is and we don't condemn her for it."

The group walked away towards Ino. Sakura watched the longhaired blond jump on Kankuro. She wrapped her legs around his waist and lean away to kiss Gaara and Temari on the mouth.

The pink haired girl glared at the group. She still couldn't see how anyone liked Ino, she was such a pig!