That evening, so many people at that time did so many things forbidden to the craziest city in America, and a blonde girl, very popular in her former school, she was preparing to go out with a very nice guy
She waited patiently for his arrival, until the boy's friend came to his place and told her a bad thing...
"I'm sorry, Connie, my friend can't go out with you, he has leukemia"
"What?!" angry, she slapped him and slammed the door furiously on his face
"What happens to these guys, at school everyone fell on me, but when it was closed for that event there, almost no one wants to be with me!"
She was about to go to her room with the intention of crying but she saw a news in the newspaper on the table that was a very famous football player and she got a brilliant idea
"Oh yes, that would be perfect as boyfriend, it's so sexy. If only I knew his phone number..." but suddenly she remembered something that made her shiver and exclaim
"Oh no!" immediately after someone big and red broke the door of the house that he said irritated
"You miss three oh no, darling!"
That evening at the Griffin house everything was "normal" and everyone was going to sleep; the parents Peter and Lois were in their room to "play" their stuff, Brian the dog was resting on the ground with a bottle of Martini in hand, the little Stewie rested instead with a device similar to a weapon of mass destruction, the other son Chris was in a sleepwalking state and he was painting in his room his ideal girlfriend who strangely was the same as him, only that she had curvy boobs, and the first-born Meg, with her Italian husband Salvatore, were at sleep in the bed in her room
Suddenly, Salvatore had a strange dream; he was with Meg in a desert-like area and with them there was a purple girl who knew very well, and also badly...
"Mwuahahahah, now you'll have no escape!"
"Mistress Gem?!" shouted the two lovebirds to see her still alive
The two remained petrified, while the other looked furious and full of revenge, even if her was a bit distorted
"Your time is up, losers!" and after saying it, she rushed to the attack trying to punch the Italian but Meg got in front of him and received the attack in his place in the abdomen
"Sweetey, NO!"
In despair, he saw her collapse to the dying floor while the witch was amused
"Mwuahahahah, I knew that my good part was stupid, but I didn't know that it was more stupid with you, loser!"
While Salvatore was crying, Gem prepared to use one of her hair against him, but as he screamed in despair magically appeared seven colored gems that shone and illuminated both him and his beloved of a golden light and they even transformed
Shocked, the violet woman saw that the two had blonde hair and were flying in the sky shining with a golden aura
"What the hell is going on?!" she shouted amazed and confused the evil Gem putting her hands in her hair
"Wow, so cool!" Salvatore exclaimed surprised looking, but he saw Meg alive and he, touched, hugged her immediately
"Sweetey!"
"It's not logically possible, it's impossible!"
Gem was very terrified, and she was pulling back, and Salvatore heroically told her pointing her
"Mistress Gem, now you will taste what we should have done to you when you were at our wedding, Fire Burst!" he magically created glowing spheres of fire and threw them on her making her scream in pain from the burns reported
"Your turn sweetey!"
Meg immediately stood in front of her counterpart, who was ran away, and told her
"Take this witch, Light Burst!"
From the palms of the hands, sparkling spheres emerged and she placed them in the direction of Mistress Gem and then started two blinding beams that hit her completely
"No, NOOOOOO!" and immediately afterwards, she disappeared definitively, but before the two gave each other a kiss of victory, the dream distorted itself as a result of a known female voice that said
"Wake up!"
Confused, they saw that a giant wave was coming and overwhelmed them and they soon realized that in real life it was morning and someone had hit them with a bucket of water
"Hey mom, what are you doing?" Meg, all wet, shouted irritably, looking at her mother Lois with a bucket
"Yeah!" exclaimed her husband wet too, shaking like a dog
"It's time to wake up, and then the idea was from Peter, not mine..." and quickly she ran away with the bucket in her hand.
Meanwhile, outside the house, the family boss of the Griffins was going to the Drunken' Clam singing a little song as a pasttime
"How good is to walk, to go to the strange friends, how is good to go, and then you go to get drun..." but suddenly slammed against a strange guy big like him making them bounce
"Hey, be more careful... oh"
Peter saw him, he was strangely like him almost entirely, but only that he had a luxurious blue suit and a dark purple hat, and spoke with a very seductive accent
"Oh sorry, I was thinking of something else, but look, hi, we're almost identical"
"Yeah, crap, the thing is weird, like a hippie in a terrorist gang"
*start scene*
It started in a van, and one with a colored dress was smoking some weed near very burly men
"Come on, let's break the barriers of hatred with peace"
One of the men, however, didn't join to the smoke, and he became a kamikaze, but not to make an attack, but to commit suicide because of the smoke
*end scene*
The double, later, ask him a question, friendly
"Listen, would you like to have a beer with me?"
"Of course, I'd like a lot"
The two, laughing, went to the Quahog's famous local while everyone else was shocking to see two Peters
"Wait a minute, who is Peter?" asked the friend from the big chin to the other who was in a wheelchair
"How do you not recognize him, it's..." but he saw that the other man had also put the same clothes of his friend, for a strange game
"Oh crap!" he exclaimed confused putting his hands in his hair
Meanwhile, near the Griffin house, the blonde girl, Connie D'Amico, knocked the door of her former schoolmate's house as promised, and a woman with red hair opened the door
"Hi Mrs. Griffin, Meg is here?" she asked, but with thought she thought something else
Look what I have to do!
"Wait, Meg, someone of known wants you!" Lois said, calling her
"Please don't be Neil, please, don't be, Neil...!" Meg said quietly as she struggled down the stairs because of her stomach, being helped by Salvatore
When the two could see who it was, the girl preferred not to say the sentence of before
"I wanted Neil"
"Hi Connie, what bad mind brings you to me?" she asked while her mother starts to go and do her business
"Can you come out for a moment? I want to talk you about something" the girl was about to take her husband but Connie stopped her and said seriously
"But without him"
Concerned, he let go her and Connie leave the house and he said
"I hope he doesn't make jokes on her..."
"And instead she'll make them" a little frightened, he saw that to say that phrase was the little brother of her, Stewie, while he was betting with his dog friend something
"You say he'll succeed?" asked Brian, amazed
"Of course, I'm never wrong premonitions, I'm better than the wizard Merlin"
*start scene*
"I predict, I predict, that now you'll give me your credit card Lisa with interest and you'll be touched by me itself" to say it was just him next to a fake crystal ball but he received a slap from an indignant woman dressed as Geneva.
*end scene*
In Quahog, the householder and his haughty double, after a drink of knowledge, were walking towards Peter's house, because he had invited him to his house
"Peter, if that's your name, where do you work?"
"I am currently unemployed, but I was working in a brewery so cool that you will have no idea" he replied, farting
The gentleman, feeling the nasty smell, closed his nose and said
"Ugh, what is this smell, it seems like when you leave a seasoned cheese to season in season"
*start scene*
On a beach, a slice of cheese was lying on the sand, and it was releasing a smell so sickening that all the people escaped in every possible ways, but one of them ate it mercilessly and laughed, he was Peter Griffin.
*end scene*
The man in the white shirt, after hearing him, he burst out laughing, while the other asked him something
"So, how long does it take for your house?"
Peter answered by stopping instantly
"Not so much, but as my father said, time never doesn't f**k you, except when you're alone, I never understood what it refers to" but speaking, he had lost sight of the other and ran to look for him, but someone in a cloak with a clock printed on it was chasing him.
Meanwhile, nearby, Connie, after looking at the girl named Meg, told her amusedly
"Wow, I didn't know you were a giant whale, you know?" and she laughed in a low voice irritating the other
"Funny, but what do you want at someone like me, tease me again after all this time?" the girl asked irritably at the other, but immediately, Connie became serious
"You know what I want, and if there was another solution I would have certainly used it, but there's not... Give me his phone number, now!" she held out her hand as to give her something while Meg was confused and asked
"What number, that of my husband?!"
"No you idiot, Richard Wellington's"
"Who?" now she was even more confusing
"Look, I have no time to waste, give me his number right now, or it'll be worse for you!"
"But if I don't even know this Richard!"
"Don't you remember when you found his number and you called him in front of the whole school some time ago?"
*flashback*
Before school closed, Meg was there to talk to one of her classmates but after he tripped her and she fell with the face under the amused gaze of everyone
"Ouch, what the?"
Before she got up, she saw a sheet of paper written with a mysterious phone number on it, so she hid it under her shirt and got up again
After leaving school, she curiously picked up her cell phone and called it, and answered an acid guy who dump her immediately, but it was the speakerphone on and all the students nearby heard his words and laughed
*end flashback*
"Oh, now I remember, but why do you want his number so much?" as she said it, she turned to the opposite side
The blonde answered her
"Well it's obvious, I want to see if I can get to know him better, in contrast to a some person who got impregnated by a loser and even immigrant" but Meg, very irritated by the insult, she turned around and grabbed her by the purple top
"You try to call my love like that again and that number you forget it!"
"Hey Meg, take it easy, or you finish giving birth early!" and she started laughing again, making the other more angry, but while she was about to hit her with a sucker punch, they came by surprise Peter and the guy like him
"Hi attractive girls" said the other before he came into the Griffin house laughing
The two entered and the wife of the original asked the intruder
"Hi Peter, who is this guy, is he your brother?"
"Hi, lady, you're beautiful when you're confused" said the strange guy making her blush
"I know, he's a gentleman, and who knows if he's my brother, you're my brother, please, tell me yes" Peter made his eyes sweetly and the man same as him told him embarrassed
"No, and there's two!"
Back to normal, and after sighing, the blue-dressed guy introduced himself
"All right, I introduce myself, I'm Maximillian Rich Ductor, nice to meet you" and he shook hands with Peter and Lois
"Too bad"
"Who is this guy, because he's similar to Peter?" asked immediately the little Stewie, irritated by his presence
"I have no idea, but it is very cur..." but Brian, however, stopped, looking at Maximillian who took a bucket of water from the kitchen and placed it on the door
"What he's doin'?"
Hehe, this will be fun said Peter's look-alike in his mind, in the meantime outside the house the two women had agreed, or almost...
"So, big dork, you give me this number yes or no?"
Meg answered her, crossing her arms
"I repeat, if you apologize for everything you did to me at school, I'll give it to you!"
But Connie didn't agree, and answered
"Forget it, I don't crawl on your head, because then I would be dead for your weight... hahaha" and she went away amused without greeting, leaving Meg strangely smiling
"Good, laugh Connie, there's only me with that number, so you'll come back crawling to me" but after opening the door of the house, she ended up in the oldest joke in the world, the bucket of water on her head
"Oops..." exclaimed the strange double of Peter thinking that the blonde woman was coming in.
Hours later, the two almost identical new friends were having fun in the couch saying things, when then the Peter-like put out a bizarre subject in the middle
"Peter, by chance do you know Nintendo?"
"The Ninwhat?" Peter answered, confused, making the other annoyed a bit
"Never mind, at least you know the character of Nintendo called Wario? It's the counterpart of Mario" but the boss of the family was even more confused
"What are we talking about friend, to the Warland fair?"
Maximillian put his hand over his eyes in shame and said dryly
"Peter Griffin, you're definitely more stupid than a sloth with amnesia"
*start scene*
There was a sloth that greeted in slow motion and that didn't even remember where he was, and soon after he went somewhere, but slowly every five seconds went to hit a pole
"What an idiot he is, but at least it's fun!" said one of his kind who ate popcorn looking at him.
*end scene*
"Crap, sorry, but I don't understand you, you look like my son Chris when he has a belly crisis"
*flashback*
Outside the house, Chris was writhing for the pain in his belly and people saw him and imitated him thinking it was a dance
"That hurt!" he exclaimed as he ran for a bath but Peter jumped into the fray and said dancing
"Hehe, let's dance!"
*end flashback*
"Listen, Wario is a Nintendo character, yellow suit, big and rough nose, very greedy and obese, he's ruining Nintendo, and we have to do something!" said the guy with the blue suit that had got up from the sofa
"Wario, Wario, does I seem to know who he is, not the yellow and almost bald guy I met long ago?" Peter asked, making him see a picture of him from nothing
"No it's not, but now, would you like to help me?"
"Of course, how?" asked the boss of the family, got up himself from the couch
"Let's go to the Nintendo's president and convince him to eliminate Wario forever, let's go!"
Soon after, Maximillian left, leaving the poor Peter alone
"Wait, look-alike friend, crap, he's so fast, just like Bugs Bunny"
*flashback*
Peter was running a race with a turtle shell on his shoulders against the famous rabbit Bugs, and was losing miserably, and the rabbit came to him and said
"What's up, buddy, your breath's short?" but suddenly Peter took off his shell and inside it he found a rifle and shot him straight in the face
"And now what's up buddy, oh, you're dead!" but Peter was shot on the knee by a family hunter, and while Peter suffers from pain as only he knows how to do, the hunter laughed sadistically, but in turn he was hit by Daffy Duck, who ran away quacking.
*end flashback*
After traveling to an airplane for an entire hour without letting the family know, and after a very funny inconvenience of some songs, they arrived in the homeland of Nintendo, Japan
"Ah, Japan, a nice place to go and live don't you agree Peter, Peter?" Maximillian asked, not finding him, and he found him looking at comics in a nearby comic store
"Wow, what a beauty, there's Japanese Superman, and also Japanese Batman, and who is that?" he took a very strange comic book, the protagonist was very similar to his daughter Meg, but he had a more athletic body and he didn't have glasses
"It seems that you'le intelested to Beastwoman?" the cartoonist asked cordially after watching Peter be interested in the comic
"No, it's just that this one, we have a similar one in America, the difference is that she's less interestin', even if..." Peter immediately imagines Meg, just like that of the comic that killed the giant chicken before, and then beat James Woods making him drool
"Wow!"
Maximillian, however, make him back in real life shaking him and telling him
"Look, we're not here to watch comics, we're here to save Nintendo!" he took Peter's hand and dropped the comic book, and dragged him away, causing the cartoonist to be sad
"Too bad, at least I wanted him to see ChubbyMan..."
Arrived right from the Nintendo's boss, evading security, our two "Peter" asked him to remove Wario, but he refused
"Absolutely not, fol me all that I have cleated is fine"
"Please, so much that is unpleasant than ruin your good work to hypnotizin' millions of kids!" Maximillian begged him, but he answered furiously
"No, it's always been loved by people and you fat lumps can't dictate oldels to me, now out!"
The double went sad while the original, playing with a figurine of the famous plumbing symbol of Nintendo, accidentally dropped it and breaking it, and the furious boss screamed so loud that it scared Peter
"Mamma mia, quick, seculity!"
Many guards arrived, but the two Americans had already run away, and they reported it to the president
"Stupid idiots, how can I trust you, you're flied!"
One of them misunderstood and told him
"Yes they're fled away boss"
"Flied, I mean doomed" and took a gun from the desk that scared everyone
Meanwhile, in Quahog, which had become evening, the grumpy Connie D'Amico was to the house of her friend and sidekick Gina thinking about how to get that number, but she didn't have much resources anymore
"Gina, I tried to look for it on Internet, I also tried to ask the other players, but nothing, my only chance is to ask it on knees in front of her!"
She was resigned, but her brown-haired friend got an idea
"Maybe you could steal her cell phone!"
To hear her, Connie smiled back and asked
"Of course, Gina, will you give me a hand?"
"Sure friend, as I always did!" but it was not so...
*flashback*
Connie was haunted by a sleepwalker Chris and she ended up in a blind alley and he wanted to kiss her thinking she was his girlfriend
"Gina, help me!" she shouted, thinking that she would help her, but Gina had already run away, leaving her to her cruel fate
*end flashback*
The friend Gina go away sneaking out without making her mother wake up and Connie followed her, but she only moved a lock of hair that then she screamed and they escaped, and after a while, they arrived in front of Meg's house and opened the living room window
"Strange, it's not sealed, why?" she asked whispering, confused and suspicious
"In my opinion that skank has become so stupid in these times, that's why" Gina said quietly as they slowly entered the house and climbed the stairs, seeing in the meantime the domestic dog Brian sleeping on the ground
After entering the room of Meg stealthily, they saw startled that she was not in her bed and the blonde whispered to the alarmed friend
"Strange, it's not there, maybe..." but she and her friend turned around and found the two lovebirds face to face, willing to know the answers
"I knew you were coming Connie DiMico" Meg said with her phone in her hand, Connie's desire, who laughed sarcastically and said
"Meg, I knew it was a trap, don't try to hold it against me, now give me that number or..."
"Or what?!" to say it was Meg's husband approaching her
"Or I'll have to do something that I'd really like to do" and she took out of the pocket of her shorts the scissors
"Try to put your hands on her and I swear that..." but he was blocked by his "sweetey" that pushed him behind
"Please, Salvatore, I'll take care of it"
Meg then went to Connie, ready to challenge her even though she was pregnant
"If you apologize, I'll give you Richard's number, otherwise nothing"
"Never mind, I'd rather be molested by a guy with a bushy beard than apologize, pregnant fug!" Connie answered sourly with all the evil she had, but...
"Connie?" she exclaimed, shaking her friend, pointing to the Italian Salvatore, who was holding back his anger, but he couldn't make it
"Listen, bitch, I know I shouldn't interfere, but now say sorry, immediately!"
"No"
"Say, now, sorry!"
"No!" the blonde girl answered again, causing Meg to worry
"Salvatore love, you don't need..." but she was interrupted by the action of her husband, who suddenly took Connie for the shirt and began to talk to her threatening her with a punch
"I would never beat the females, but if is for my sweetey, I would do this and more, so if you want to have what you want, ask for forgiveness for everything you did or I swear I'll let you taste her own medicine!"
The girl, a little intimidated, answered
"Okay, you don't need to use violence..." and to hearing those words, Salvatore let her go
Connie didn't feel like being in his rules, but she didn't want to lose her dignity or her beauty either
"Well, Meg..." after reflection, and out of desperation to have that number, she did the unthinkable
"I-I apologize for everything, forgive me!"
Gina couldn't believe it, there was something wrong on her words, but for Salvatore and Meg maybe those words were sincere...
"You know... when I lost my father, it was so traumatizing, a-and I still wanted to be the strongest. T-Then when I saw you, so strong, different and determined, I had envy of you and I couldn't stand you, so, can you ever forgive me?"
At the end of all, Meg made peace with her rival and write the number, Connie and her friend then left the house, but before doing so Salvatore gave her a friendly advice shaking her hand
"Who knows Connie, one day you'll have a boy who accepts you for what you are, good luck"
The next day, Peter and his family saw shocked on television that Nintendo's president had been arrested for murder and in his place was elected Maximillian Ductor, who modified Wario, and this time he had become similar to him and Peter
"Well, it was nice to meet him guys" Peter said happily
"For me, no" Stewie said in the meantime, giving Brian some bucks
Salvatore and Meg meanwhile, they laughed softly thinking about something that had to do with Connie...
"What ?! Those fucking nerds screwed me!" she shouted after learning that Richard's number had been turn off for years and crumbling the phone
"I swear that those two will pay!" she was very angry, but she was suddenly splashed with a pipe by the blonde boy who was not in the family and said looking at the camera
"See you next time people, damn it, she's fainted, emergency breathing would be needed" and he prepared to kiss her out of sight.
END