Author's Note: I had a request for Tobi and went ahead and did it. Talk about some major brain farts! I was racking my brain, trying to come up with things that Tobi would complain about and I was getting positively nowhere. Finally, finally, I came up with a few things and I really hope they're good enough.


To: Masashi Kishimoto

From: Tobi


Tobi is a good boy. Tobi is a good boy. Tobi is a good boy!

Tobi is fucking member of the Akatsuki; therefore, Tobi is NOT a good boy!

What self-respecting cold-blooded murderer refers to themselves in the third person anyway?

Come now.

I may be young but do you really think the most evil organization in existence would accept someone as annoying and childish as me?

No wonder Deidara-sempai assigns me a cause of death all the time.

And crying out for him when I thought he died. How pathetic. One would think I was gay for my teammate.

Sincerely,

Tobi.

Mask of Mirage