Hey… *hinds behind wall* do you guys know how sorry am I? Sorry for not having updated for a long time. It's been what? Two months? But, here I am. Really guys! I need ideas. It's not that I've run out of ideas, but with college and life, thinking about something specifically is hard, you have your mind in tons of stuff.
Warnings: AU, and when I say AU, you'll see why. Mentions of Pre-Percabeth! And Pre-Solangelo. Not established relationship. Some could find it boring, but no every one-shot can be about them being deep into the relationship. I find this one rather funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HOO. RICK RIORDAN DOES!
"Can you tell me why couldn't you take care of that patient I'm about to assist?" Nico di Angelo asked his best friend, Percy Jackson, as he walked next to the black haired man through the hospital halls. Both wearing their dark blue scrubs, showing they were part of the emergency room team, their stethoscopes around their necks. Percy rolled his eyes at his scowling friend but he had his reasons not to assist that patient, he had to be in the operating room in an hour, so the head doctor had told him to pass his patient to Nico, who was so not happy with it.
The patient Nico was talking about was a young man named William Solace, twenty-one years old, 5''11', 130,8 pounds, chicken pox few years ago, food poisoning about two months ago, Rh: AB+, blonde hair, blue eyes, good defenses, normal levels of glucose in his bloodstream, normal levels of cholesterol, etc; and now the guy ha been brought by his step-sister Annabeth Chase who was the one to explain what had happened to him. She told the nurses that his brother had been helping her to move some boxes in her new flat. She explained that she lived in the second floor, and as they were at the task of carrying stuff up the stairs, Will hadn't seen a lose piece of wood, so he lost his footing and fell. The quick exam the nurses had performed in him showed that his left leg's femur was broken, so they were keeping him in a room while waiting to be taken to x-ray. And that was it. Percy was taking Nico to room 344B where the blonde guy would be waiting for him to exam him better. Soon they were out of the room.
"Here we are, ma'am, assist your patient you shall." Percy said in a gentleman-ish way. Nico grimaced at Percy's smugness, and went to open the door. Before he could even reach for the door, Percy grabbed his forearm and gave Nico one of his famous twisted smiles. "Shall I warn you that this patient was given some painkillers, so he might be a little tipsy and bubbly. Try not to bore holes in his head. From here I can feel the obnoxiousness radiating from you." It was half warning, half mocking from Percy's part.
"Okay, Percy, got it. You can go now and do nothing." Nico tried again to reach for the door but Percy also stopped him this time.
"Also… beware of his sister. She is a completely a known-it-all. Can you believe that I went to exam him and she said I didn't need to because she already knew exactly what was happening to him? I was furious about it, but you know about the 'no insulting patients or patient's family' policy, right? She's kinda hot, though." Nico knew well than to say something about what Percy was saying because he had to enter the room and he didn't want to prejudge a person. Sure, doctors didn't like when someone (and that someone not being a doctor) was sure they knew what was wrong and that they didn't need further examination. He composed himself and bid Percy goodbye. He really needed to have a talk about respect with Percy. He need one to know how to talk about women urgently.
"Aha… well, bye, Percy. I've got to enter now. I don't want to be reported as the doctor that keeps on gossiping in the halls." Nico retrieved his arm from Percy's hold and went for the door. As he entered, he felt Percy murmur in his ear something he guessed was the reason that no one really wanted to take care of the patient.
"Good luck with him. He's a little touchy while on drugs, but I know you'll manage" it was too late to run out of the room and yell at Percy.
Kissed once, butt-grabbed/slapped twice, grinded on, almost crotch-touched… that was all Nico had endured as he assisted William Solace, the freaking pretty blonde guy that had broken his femur. While his known-it-all sister sat in a chair in the corner trying (but failing) to hide her laughter as she kept on seeing all the pirouettes Nico was doing in order to get rid of the guy that was trying to "rip those scrubs and grind on him" as Will had said. Yeah… that was the reason the few nurses that passed Will's room run away as fast as they could when they realized who the guy in the room 344B was. Nico seriously wanted to punch the guy. He thought about giving him something that would send the guy to sleep, but then he read the amount of painkillers he had been given and new that it'd not do well to the blonde. He almost quit assisting the blonde.
He was now sitting in the cafeteria with Jason (also a friend of his who was that night in labor and delivery) as he recounted the experience with Will. Nico had not bored holes in Will's head, but he would certainly shoot Percy for making him take care of Will's injure. Sure, the guy was beautiful. Even with the effects of the painkillers, his smile was warm, his eyes were shiny and transmitted emotion, his body – he had gotten to see the guy without pants and shirt- was toned and fit, his hair was messy and sweaty but only because all the pain he had been in. The guy was annoying and that could be because he was under the effects of the painkillers, but Nico seriously found him interesting and he had also made him blush like a tomato. Maybe because every few minutes Will stopped moving around and looked at Nico directly in the eye. He would stare at him and Nico's gaze wouldn't move away from the blonde, either. He could see many things in Will's eyes that he was attracted to (perhaps he had gotten a hard on while Will was grinding on him, but no one noticed and not that he was going to admit it.)
He tried to avoid all of Will's attempts to grab his "yummy butt" but the guy had squeezed it. He tried to stop the grinding Will did to his tights as he was helping him with the cast but Will managed to do so. But, when Will was about to fall asleep in his hospital bed, and he had grabbed Nico's arm and yanked him to him. Nico didn't have time to react due to the fact that even if Will was then going in and out of consciousness he had some strength left. He found himself landing nearly on top of Will as lips pressed to his. Those were soft lips that started moving against his. He had frozen, maybe because he hadn't kissed anyone since med school, or maybe because an extremely hot, touchy guy (who was his patient) was kissing him. He could not have returned the kiss even if he wanted to because he then felt the lips stop moving and the iron grip was lessen. He backed off and watched Will's sleeping face. Long lashes and child-like features that looked peaceful. He immediately had freaked out and brought a finger to his lips. The hottest guy he had ever kissed was now sleeping and probably all he had done to Nico was only because he was drugged. What if when Will woke up, he would regret everything and be disgusted? He could not risk his work or his relationship (thing that didn't exist) with Will. He was five years older than Will! He felt like a pedo-bear even if Will wasn't underage. He needed to clear his mind and he then would talk to Will.
He walked fast out of the room with all the things in his mind and saw Annabeth return from wherever she had gone next to a smiling Percy. He immediately knew Percy was getting his twisted way with her. Poor girl… not that Percy was a bad person but he was a doofus. She'd need luck if she were going to date Percy.
He passed them but felt a small hand touch his shoulder. It was the blonde girl known as Annabeth.
"Will hasn't stopped talking about you and I know he likes you by the way he is acting around you. Not by the kissing, touching or grinding, but by how he looks at you. When he wakes up you should talk to him. if you like him don't hurt him or I'll hunt you down. I'll be waiting for you to come and talk to my brother. Good night Will, see you later" she smiled and Nico didn't feel that shocked to hear how direct Annabet was. She was fierce woman. He nodded eagerly because he didn't know what to say to the woman, smiled and nodded as saying goodnight.
Jason raised an eyebrow. Was then we he had ended his story
"Really? Percy and a know-it-all girl?!" sure… out of everything Nico had just said Jason would only be interested in Percy finally getting a girlfriend after dating RED in college. An art student and a doctor dating. Was a weird mix, but it didn't work in the end. He actually didn't know anything about Annabeth, either. Perhaps she was some kind of businesswoman or something. He hoped things with that blonde chic worked out if they were to date.
"Out of everything I just said, you are surprised of Percy getting lucky with a girl? I poured my heart to you and you just ignore me?" Nico rolled his eyes and let out a chuckle. He wasn't surprised. His friends had short attention spans, so he guessed Jason stopped listened until he said something about Percy finally interested in a sharp-tongued woman.
"Oh, Nico! What do you want me to say? I just came from helping two ladies to give birth to babies. The thing I could tell you is to go for it. I mean, talk to him, even if he was drugged, he must remember something, and if not, I don't think her sister would let it go. I wouldn't let go of it, either. I know he'll remember you… just talk to him, start dating, do the do, and form a family already." Jason said solemnly but with a glint of mischief in his eyes.
Nico knew Jason was being serious and he knew he needed to think about it. Even if Will didn't remembered he wanted Will to like him. if what Annabeth said was true (and she looked like that kind of people that were never wrong), he would give himself the opportunity to get to know Will better. Perhaps they would start dating…
"Yeah. I'll go for it." Nico gave his blonde friend a smile and stood from the chair. "I'll go now, Jason. I want to arrive early tomorrow to see Will. Good night" Nico patted Jason in the back and asked him to send his regards to Piper (Jason's wife). Jason smiled and returned the gesture. He was waiting for the next day anxiously. He wanted to see Will not under the influence of pain relievers.
Nico smiled as he arrived home and parked his car in the parking lot. Tomorrow would be great. He could feel it. Sure, in a normal relationship the grinding, the kissing and butt grabbing would come after some time into it. But, for Will and Nico it was like the destiny was saying them they were not normal. Only time could tell if all the embarrassment of that night would be worth it and that they would laugh about it in the future. His heartbeat and his southern regions were telling him that it'd be worth everything.
A/N: this is not edited. Excuse me if I made any mistakes.
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