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Quest for the Ingredients part II
Inuyasha and Kagome bounded through to forest, looking for Kaede's things for the potion. She had sent them to look for mushrooms (not magic mushrooms) that grew on the back of a certain type of troll demon. They had spotted a cave where one of these trolls would live and decided to land.
"Hey look," Kagome shouted, "there are the mushrooms! But, why are they growing on the ground." Inuyasha, sensing danger, ran in front of Kagome in a defensive position. Just then, the troll emerged from the ground where it had been laying, perfectly blended in to its surroundings.
"He he he, hand over the wench and you may be on your way." The troll laughed.
"No one is getting a hold of my bitch!" Inuyasha screamed back. Kagome looked as if she was going to Sit him into oblivion.
"Inuyasha! The word, you know I don't like being called, that." Kagome yelled.
"Kagome," Inuyasha said in a softer tone, "it's a complement. What are female dogs called, bitches, and what are you mated to, a fucking dog!" Kagome still didn't like the being called that but decided to just live with it and accept the complement.
Inuyasha pulled out his sword and transformed it into its giant form.
"Oh shit." The troll said, second guessing it's gimmee your wench command.
"You can't run you ugly pile of dirt" Inuyasha said as he unleashed his attack on it.
"Adamant Barrage!"
As the dust cleared, the troll lay dead, covered in hundreds of adamant spikes.
"Inu, why didn't you use your wind scar, that thing was weak?" Kagome inquired.
"Well, for one: the wind scar would have blown that thing into a million fucking pieces and two: I wanted to get some of these shards anyway."
"Why honey?" Kagome asked.
"You'll see, now just grab those mushrooms and hop on, were outa here."
Dam I thought I wasn't gonna get it up this week. Cheers! Not british, just felt like saying cheers.