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I got this challenge form L'amoureuse 50 Phrases challenge. I'm suffering from writers block at the moment and found this, hope I do alright!
'Urgh. That's absolutely the most repulsive thing I've ever seen.'
Sesshomaru had to use all his power not to go running to the toilet as he watched the young male in front of him shovel down food.
"Ron," Harry said unsurely from his spot besides Sesshomaru, "You're in a castle and eating with the Lord of the lands, do you think you could…maybe…"
"What was that mate?" Ron asked, as he spoke all of his food showed in his mouth, "Didn't hear ya, this food is great you know!"
At that Ron took down another servant.
"Why did you come here?" Sesshomaru asked, trying to be polite and stop the repulsive display at the same time, "Is there anything that is of major importance?"
Many of the servants shot their Lord a thankful look as the red headed human s paused for a second and swallowed before answering.
"I'm to bring Harry back to where he belongs," Ron said, not noticing the anger in Sesshomaru's eyes, the panic in Harry's and the gasps of horror as the servants looked between their Lord's and the human, "It's not safe for him to go wondering about like this!"
"This that true?" Sesshomaru said politely as he nodded at Ron's words, "Please do tell."
"The human's in for it now," one servant muttered, "You NEVER insult a mate in front of the other one."
"Yeah, looks like our Lord is on the war path," the servant's friend said back, "Poor human."
"Well," Ron began, not realising the danger he was in, "Harry here killed lots of people in a battle, he put myself, a good friend of mine and many people's lives at risk every year since we meet each other, his going dark I tell you! Dark!"
"Oh really?" Sesshomaru said darkly.
"That's right," Ron said proudly, to busy showing off to take notice of anything, "The proof that his going dark is that the reason he killed the last Dark Lord was to gain his spot! And look at him now! His turned himself into a demon just for more power! And we all know that demon's are the darkest of all creatures!"
"And after these words you expect us to hand over Harry, my submissive mate, and 'help' your world and time?" Sesshomaru asked causing Ron to pale.
"Bloody hell!" cried Ron as he found himself being picked up and carried off by the guards, "Mate, help!"
"His not your mate," Sesshomaru growled as he pulled a pale and scared Harry into a loving hug, "What do you think of your friend Koi?"
Harry looked at Ron, took a look at the table where Ron had been sitting and back to Ron again, "Urgh. That's absolutely the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. Honestly Weasley, try and learn some table manners before you die."
"And I believe that answers your questions," Sesshomaru said with a dark smirk, "Guards, do as you wish…but leave him alive with some state of sanity attached, I do want my turn at him for hurting my mate."
The guards dragged Ron away, down to the depths of the dungeons, neither Sesshomaru nor Harry paying any attention as both of them was too busy turning the servants into yaoi fans.
The End.
14 out of 50 prompts done.