Everyone except Tyler: Hooray!
Tyler: Now, there probably be more like this...
Everyone except Tyler: Aww...
Tyler: But, they won't come up for a while.
Everyone except Tyler: Hooray!
Tyler: Then again, I like to lie a lot.
Everyone except Tyler: Aww...
Tyler: But still, this is the last chapter.
Everyone except Tyler: Hooray!
Tyler: Or is it?
Everyone except Tyler: Aww...
Tyler: Yeah, it's the last.
Everyone except Tyler: Hooray!
Tyler: Okay, first question comes from Koopa667:
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Don't worry Peachy, I would never steal your man Bowser! Anyway...Birdo, what are you? You got that weird open mouth/nose thingy on your face so your not a yoshi or koopa...so what are you? -
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Peach: He. Is. Not. My. MAN!!
Birdo: Uhm... I'm not sure what I am... I think I'm a Birdo... y'know, the species. Some kind of dinosaur.
Ryxlet: Yeah, dinos rule!
Tyler: The next one comes from megabonzai:
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sup its megabonzai again,
hey wario how can you fart so much? its gross.
heres a question for waluigi,daisy,boo, and drybones, how do you disappear and reapear.
o and luigi why do you have all of mario's abilities are you copying him or what?
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ario: I fart a lot because I'm so big! The gas just builds up and up and up, and then it comes out! You should see me when I burp!
Daisy: It's just an ability that we got in the game.
Waluigi: Yeh. Only defence players can pull it off.
Dry Bones: I wish we could do it in real life, though...
Luigi: I copy him 'cuz he's my bro., and bros. always stick out for each other!
Tyler: Well, my bro. doesn't.
Waluigi: Neither does mine.
Tyler: These are coming in loud and clear from readergirl-290:
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Oh fine, don't use my questions in this last chapter. /sarcasm
Seriously though, I love all of ya'll so don't go complaining about people hating/loving someone over me. -cough-BowserxPeachFTW-cough- whoa, that must have gone the wrong way...XD More Questions:
Mario- How do you handle having so many sequels and being so popular?
DK- Why did you kidnap Pauline in the original Donkey Kong game?
BJ- What's with the bandana in the first place? The only time it's really used for something important is when you kidnapped Peach...
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Tyler: Oops! I... guess I never saw your question(s). So sorry!
Mario: Well... I guess whenever they come out, me and the others are always the first to buy 'em.
Diddy: Yeah! We all have our own Nintendo systems, like GC, DS, GBA, the like.
Bowser: And whenever they come out, like Mario said, we always get 'em first thing!
Ryxlet: Hey, are you guys gonna get that Mario & Sonic game coming out sometime this year?
Luigi: You know it!
DK: I dunno. Maybe 'cuz she stole a banana, or somethin'? It was, what, twenty years ago? I can't remember everything.
Bowser Jr.: I just wore it 'cuz papa told me it looked cool.
Ryxlet: Yeah, it was really cool with that creepy mouth on it.
Bowser Jr.: Yeah, I know!
Ryxlet: Oy...
Tyler: The next one comes from Luigi Rules 512:
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-sniff- you never answered my Q because it was a page back.
Anyway, To everyone: have you ever noticed that the flabby and non-human characters don't have necks? Only four slim characters have necks (Luigi, Waluigi, Daisy, Peach.
Peach, Would you go out with Luigi now that you've dumped Bowser? Please (puppydog eyes?
Luigi, You should go out with Peach...You two are so cute together!
P.S. Mario sucks 8411$
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Tyler: That's ANOTHER one I missed... Look, if I missed any others, I'm terribly sorry!
Everyone: Yeah, we noticed.
Peach: No. Daisy already called dibs.
Luigi: No. Daisy already dibsed me.
Mario: I suck eight four one one dollar sign? That doesn't make any sense...
Ryxlet: It suppose ta say 'balls', ya idiot.
Mario: Oh... -short pause- Hey!
Tyler: Next! MasterMunchie:
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Good fanfic Tyler and Ryxlet, really humorous, loving it!
Anyway, Might as well put some questions to the guys 'n' gals 1 - Luigi, Your my usual character in most Mario games, and lots of people say you and Daisy are together, but it's hardly been shown (apart from Daisy's winning cut-scene in Mario Power Tennis), are you keeping it steady or hiding something from us?
2 - Diddy, Your one of my fave characters, and I was a big fan of your racing game on N64, just wondering if any of them characters will feature in the wonderful world of Mario?
3 - Petey, I like your music taste! What do you like best, Reggae or Ska? -
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Tyler and Ryxlet: Thanks! -lol-
Boo: Why did you 'lol'?
Tyler: Look at the name!
Ryxlet: It reads 'Tyler and Ryxlet'!
Boo: Sooooooo...?
Tyler and Ryxlet: That's the pen name!
Boo: Oh, right! -scoots away slowly-
Luigi: -blushes- Uh...
Daisy: -blushes- Um...
Luigi and Daisy: -looks at each other- Er...
Luigi: -still blushing- Uhm... We're, uh, keepin' it steady.
Daisy: -also still blushing- Umh... Yeah, what, uh, he said.
Everyone except Luigi and Daisy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Diddy: Hmm... I don't know, but I'm hoping.
Petey: -looks confused- Sorry; haven't heard of either of them.
Tyler: ...Which brings us to our next exhibit - I mean, questioner, James Birdsong:
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Luigi what are your feelings towards Princess Eclair?
Will there be any other adventures in Waffle Kingdom?
Wario do own the lost pyrmids of Princess Shoroka now?
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Luigi: Nothing. I just helped out a princess in need. Not sure.
Wario: Yah. I don't go by 'em much now, though. I COULD sell 'em on EBay... -imaginary lightbulb over head- Ryxlet!
Ryxlet: -salutes- Yessir!
Wario: Lead me to this 'EBay'!
Ryxlet: Yessir! -He and Wario runs out of room-
Tyler: Now, this one comes from RulerofFire:
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HI BJ, ITS ME AGAIN!
Anyway, Bowser, how do you feel about tackling your own son in Charged? I mean, your like, 10x's bigger than BJ and you have those metal claws and spikes...I think that's child abuse.
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Bowser: It was terrible! I had to go yell at the producer! It was so hurtful on the inside that it made me rembmer the time I kidnapped Daisy! -short pasue- THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler: Okay... Next: Iz the Shadow Pirate:
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Hi. Hey Birdo, why do you shoot eggs out of your nose? Wouldn't they come from.. erm... eh... you know. Mario, why is your hair brown when your moustache- -moustachemoustachemustache- is black? Oh, and some masked man just made off with Wario's go-karty thing. ALL OF YOU AWESOME PEOPLES DESERVE MUFFINS!
-gives muffins-
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Everyone: HIIII!!!
Birdo: 'Cause I don't have... erm... eh... you know.
Mario: Genetics: Mom had a black moustache and Dad had brown hair.
Tyler: I think you, uh, got that backwards, Champ.
Mario: -looks over what he just said- No I don't. Mom had a moustache.
Wario: Yikes. ACK! MY GO-KART THINGY! WHY I OUGHTA -says words meant for M fiction-
Hammer Bro.: Woah! Easy big boy!
Koopa: Don't break a blood vessel!
Wario: I'm gonna show 'em what happens when they mess with the Great Wario! A.K.A., The Purple Wind!
Ryxlet -quietly- More like Purple Back Wind.
Toad: I thought you guys were out on EBay.
Ryxlet: Oh yeah... -short pause- WE SOLD THEM THERE PYRAMIDS!
Monty Mole: How much didja get for 'em?!
Wario: Three coins! ...I mean, three thousand coins! -laughs nervously-
Everyone: MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler: Next one is from Killer Raptor:
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First, I wanna say this: Boo, you are my favorite character of all time! And Daisy is hot.
Boo, why did you change your old laugh? Before it was chimish, but now it is high pitched.
Daisy, have you ever been pantsed? (Or should say shortsed)
Petey, why do you have a summer theme? It totally rocks by the way.
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Boo: I'm adored by everyone!
Luigi: You still creep me out!
Boo: ...Okay, not everyone.
Dasiy: 'Nother fan!
Boo: I guess the game developers were either bored with the old laugh, or just plain creeped out about it.
Luigi: Like me!
Dasiy: Probably not, 'cuz I don't know what that means.
Petey: Summer theme means flowers and plants, and I'm a walkin', talkin' Piranha Plant!
Diddy: Last time I checked, Tyler gave you a translator.
Petey: Yeah, but I accidenlty swallowed it. Last time I saw it, it was brown. And in the toilet.
Peach, Daisy, and Birdo: EWWW!!!!
Bowser, Bowser Jr., Wario, and Waluigi: COOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Tyler: Yeah... So, this is a question from Lowlife:
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Hallo. Its me again. And got yet other questions
Shy Guy. Why would Luigi be scared of a shy guy having another mask? I mean in Power Tennis when the shy guy wins his mask falls off and Luigi looks scared! Can you explain it?
Bowser. Turns out that the rumour wasnt true! It was popple who looted your castle! Oh and are you gonna let the koopalings come back?
Wario & Waluigi. Are you two ever going to appear in a Wario & Waluigi RPG game? If so. How would your stats be?
Hammer Bro. Have you EVER been chased down by kritters for hammering them with hammers? P.S. You rock!
Bowser Junior. Is the rumour that you are made entirely out of spaghetti true?
To everyone. What is the most idiotic thing you would do for 500.0.0 Gold Coins?
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Tyler: Woah, big one.
Shy Guy: Well, the mask could scare a Boo. Watch. -walks over to Boo; removes mask-
Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -faints-
Ryxlet: But, it wasn't scary when you showed it to us earlyier.
Shy Guy: That's 'cuz it was in friendly mode.
Bowser: POPPLE?! THAT GUY ACTED AS IF HE WAS MY TEACHER!! -storms out of room; comes back in- Oh, and I'll try. -walks out of room-
Waluigi: Hopefully!
Wario: Yeah! My stats would be like, '100,000 attack, 100,000 defense', and Waluigi's would be, like, '0.1 attack, and 0.2 defense'.
Waluigi: -annoyed- It's amazing that we're brothers.
Hammer Bro.: Pleanty of times! i had to go to the Shell Waxer to get my shell fixed up! Not to mention I had to go buy tons of new hammers!
Bowser Jr.: I'm made of spaghetti!? -starts bawling-
Mario: I'd buy a meatball the size of Mount Everest!
Luigi: I'd buy a brand new, not haunted, and never will be, mansion!
Peach: I'd buy out this room and sell it!
Daisy: I'd buy a swimming pool that covers all of Sarasaland!
Wario: I'd buy a member ship at the all you can eat club!
Waluigi: I'd put Wario on Weight Watchers!
DK: I'd buy a Golden Banana!
Diddy: I'd buy out DK Island!
Yoshi: I'd buy Yoshi's Island!
Bowser: I'd buy Princess Peach!
Bowser Jr.: I'd buy a new bandana!
Petey: I'd buy a new toilet!
Hammer Bro.: I'd buy a new hammer!
Toad: I'd buy a pair of legs!
Boo: I'd buy some fingers!
Birdo: I'd buy some nail polish!
Monty Mole: I'd buy a shovel!
Koopa: I'd buy out Bowser's Catle!
Dry Bones: I'd buy some skin!
Tyler: I'd buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl!
Ryxlet: I'd buy Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games!
Tyler: HOLY CRUD!! That's a long reply! Okay, next one comes from General-Beatrix666:
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Aww this is a cute fic. O! I have a question for Daisy! Daisy, have you ever considered going out with Waluigi? I mean, come on! He's obviously the more attractive one. Plus, villains are hot. Actually, if not, I could take him off your hands... wink wink
And for Waluigi, you're a cutie-pie, and you need your own game.
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Daisy: -jaw hits floor- WHY WOULD I GO OUT WITH HIM!? He's not attractive! He's not hot! And, yes, take him! -throws Waluigi at camera-
Waluigi: Yay! I'm cute! And yes, I need a game!
Tyler: Wow, Daisy's furious. Next! PrincessPeachandDaisy:
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HI it me PrincessPeachandDaisy, and I have a ? 4 Mario,
How would you feel if someone rather than you went ahead and save peach.
Bowser/ who would you kidnap if peach was dead.
Peach/ What would you do with your life if you never met Mario and Luigi.
Daisy/at first you had long hair and being a girly girl now you have shorter hair and being tomboyish, what made you change? THANK YOU! PEACH AND DAISY ROCKS!
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Mario: I wouldn't mind. It'd be nice to just stay in bed all day.
Bowser: No idea.
Peach: I'd probably wouldn't do anything, 'cuz Bowser would've probably made me marry him!
Daisy: Well... I just felt like I needed a change in my life, so that's what I did!
Peach and Daisy: Thank you!
Tyler: FINALLY! All done! Not just with the chapter, but the story, too!
Ryxlet: Please don't send in any more questions! We're done with this story, locking it, and throwing away the key! Well, not the last two parts...
Everyone: SEE YOU ALL SOME OTHER TIME!!!
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