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In a certain nobody's lab…

"MWAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Vexen I-"

"Shh! You're interrupting my evil laughter!"

"I apologize, go on."

"Thank you Lexeaus… MWHAHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHA!"

10 Minutes passed….

"MWHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Vexen, the Chilly Academic and Lexeaus, the Silent Hero were discussing about a previous experiment Vexen had accomplished successfully. Since Vexen is very vain about his flawless experiments he thought it was necessary for 20 minutes of maniacal laughter.

Lexeaus sighed and crossed his arms while Vexen continued his evil laughter with his hands in the air.

"MWHAHAHA MWHAHAHA!"

Lexeaus impatiently drummed his fingers on his arm with yet another sigh. Was this even necessary?

"MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Then an electrical beep went off reiteratively.

The Chilly Academic finally stopped laughing and rolled up his cloak sleeve to reveal a watch and pressed a button on it to make the alarm stop.

"Now what were you saying earlier?" The creepy blonde asked.

"I don't think testing that potion on the Superior was such a good idea." The Silent Hero spoke softly and monotone.

"How dare you say that?! It's my most astonishing idea ever! Soon, I will be Superior!"Vexen replied rather loudly. He hated it so much when others looked down on his ideas.

MEEEOOOW

"Ugh it's that kangaroo again…" Xemnas mumbled as he swung his feet over the side of his bed. He didn't like getting out of bed in the morning, but there was things he needed to get done. He was dressed in his sleep attire, pink silk pajamas with a button up shirt that had a pocket on the right side. Also his favorite pink silk hat with a pom pom at the top. He slowly got up and walked to his door. With some mumbles about the circus and other pointless things he opened his door.

"Not you again! I told you to scram the other day! Get lost camera!" Xemnas smacked his forehead, "I mean you dolphin!"

The fat feline just walked in with tail held high.

"I told you to go grocery shopping! I mean stay! No go! I told you to go!" The Superior shouted as he pointed towards the door. The cat just jumped on his large bad (with much trouble of course) and started licking its stomach.

Xemnas face palmed himself yet again and slammed the door closed.

"The Superior sure is crazy, so crazy that if I just walk in his office and steal that diary he won't even mind." Xigbar mused out loud as he was lying down on his unmade bed pretending to shoot things with his hand in the form of a gun using his thumb and index finger.

"You know what? That's exactly what I'll do."

The free shooter quickly got up and went straight out of his room and on the way to Xemnas' office.

Xemnas gave up, that cat wasn't moving and he needed to do Superior things like, watching T.V, looking professional on his computer even though he'splaying a Strawberry Shortcake game, baking muffins and business stuff like that.

"Another hard day at the office…" He mumbled to himself. He snapped his fingers and opened a dark corridor and lazily walked through it, appearing in his office that was just across the hall from his room.

"Ahhh…At least this chair is something I can look forward too." He stated as he slammed himself down in his chair making it squeak for the first time.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Go away!" Xemnas exclaimed in a sing song voice. Obviously he meant come in….

The door slowly opened with a squeak and in came Xigbar.

Xemnas gasped really loudly and stood up on his desk, "BACK AWAY HANNAH MONTANA!" He was swinging around a rolled up news paper in the Free shooters direction.

Xigbar raised his hands up as if getting arrested and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa calm down boss, it's just me Xigbar, remember?"

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" Xemnas shouted infuriately as he continued waving around the news paper.

"You do? Great! Now just hand me that pink book in your top desk drawer will ya?"

"NEVER!" Xemnas began foaming at his mouth and his eyes grew wide.

"Uh oh…." Xigbar then made a run for the exit and slammed the door.

"Now back to business…" The Superior gently got off his desk and sat gracefully back in his chair just like nothing happened.

"Oh Kingdom Hearts why didn't I just grab the diary the first time I had it?" The Free Shooter asked himself as he ran into his room and shut the door behind him.

"I wonder why Xemmy is acting all crazy lately. I still can't believe he's got a diary…But at least I don't feel alone anymore!"

The Melodious Nocturne was sitting in his crammed closet with a dark red book set in his lap, it was obviously his diary.

"Hmm… I still wonder what's in it; I know diaries are the place for juicy secrets! Maybe I should find out! It's not like he would care or anything because he's crazy… I wonder if he has mad cow disease…"

After talking to himself he closed his diary and hid it under a box of C.D's that he hadn't listened to in years. He opened his white closet door and thought again.

"What if Xemmy will kill me? He was kinda scary yesterday… Oh well!" Demyx walked out of his room and towards the Superior's office.

"First Michael Jackson, the Opera, Dr. Phil, and now Hannah Montana!" Xemnas listed off as his elbows were propped up on his desk with his head held in his hands.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Come again!" The Superior announced as he lifted up his head he obviously meant come again, but he was close!

The door opened and this time Demyx came in.

"Hey Superior, I was wondering about something…" The Melodious Nocturne started.

Xemnas gasped again, but this time he didn't stand on his desk, he was running towards number 9.

"Uhh nice to see you too Xemmy…" Demyx mumbled as Xemnas was now hugging him tightly with a stupid ear to ear grin on his face.

The Superior then got down to the floor on his knees and said,

"Oh Muffin man, it is an honor to have you in my humble home…." He then kissed Demyx's shoe.

The mullet haired nobody was dumbstruck and just stared at Xemnas with his mouth agape.

"Uhh…Right, so uh I was wondering if I could uh borrow your diary."' Demyx managed to say.

The Superior picked up his head and looked at Demyx in the eyes and said,

"Anything for you oh Muffin man."

Xemnas quickly got up and ran over to his desk and opened his top white drawer.

The Melodious Nocturne scanned the room slowly; he had never actually gotten the chance to see his office for this long before and then noticed a slice of pizza stuck to the ceiling and how dirty the carpets were.

Xemnas held out his diary in front of him and asked, "Is that all oh great one?"

"Uh thanks, yeah that's all Xemmy!" Demyx snatched the diary and turned on his heel to exit.

"Wait, oh muffin making muffin man." Xemnas spoke suddenly making Demyx stop in his footsteps.

"I do have one request…"

"What is it Xemmy?"

"I would be most grateful if you made a muffin for me."

"Uhh…Sure? But I gotta go Xemmy see ya later!" Demyx then quickly left the office and once he closed the door he ran hurriedly to his room.

"Gee the Superior's really freaking me out!"

End; Demyx snatched Xemmy's diary! What will he find out? Is Vexen the one who made Xemnas all crazy? Tune in next time! Same muffin time, same muffin channel.