MlM Short

Go To Sleep

Twilight's POV

It was late. Spike and I were getting ready to sleep. Raiden was in my new sub-basement, working on a new invention. There was a backup of storm clouds at the weather factory so there was a large storm outside. A new shipment of books had arrived today and that means… Late Night Reading Session!

"Twilight, you need to sleep, you're not Raiden." said Spike.

"But this novel is so enthralling. It's about a pony that goes to another world and is given great power and makes some new friends!"

"(Yaaawn) Sounds interesting. Tell me about it when you finish."

"OK. I'll tell you tomorrow."

"AFTER you go to sleep."

"But Spiiiike…"

"Go to sleep….(ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz)."

I lay down to rest. "Well… ooone more page couldn't hurt." A few minutes later and i had read through two more chapters. I couldn't help myself, I mean if the protagonist didn't kill his friend, who did? I needed to find out.

"Twilight."

"Eep!"

"Why are you still up?" Raiden was at my bedside, with his arms crossed, and a disapproving look on his face.

"Don't scare me like that. And to answer your question, I was reading."

"You know Twilight, you shouldn't stay up this late."

"I'm a grown mare. I can make my own decisions!"

"And this is not a particularly wise one."

"Shut up. Besides I'm not tiii(Yaaaaaaawn)." Curse you body! Why must you betray me?

"You're not what?" He asked with a smile.

I made a pouty face and turned my head.

"Seriously Twilight, Go to sleep." And he walked down the stairs, back to working on whatever.

Against my will, I ended up dozing off, but not for long.

(Whshhh)

I opened my eyes. "Hmm?"

Must have been my imagination.

(Whshhh Whshhh)

My head popped up. Ok what was that? "Raiden, Is that you?"

Then from the shadows emerged a two legged creature, clad in black pants and a white hoodie. {You see where this is going} It very swiftly and quietly came up to my bedside and held up a long knife to my neck.

I was about to use my magic until I saw it's face. It was bleach white, with a structure similar to Raiden's. But the features are what struck me. The soulless, unblinking, eyes. And his smile. The smile was the worst part. The [somehow perfectly white] teeth, and the red scars leading off his lips, which then opened to a calm, almost soothing voice.

"GO TO SLEEP…"

It raised the knife…

(CRRACK!)

It's arm was then slammed into by a familiar tonfa from behind, knocking the knife from out of his hands.

"AAAUGH! What the…" (BOOSH!)

Another tonfa slammed into it's side sending it sprawling out on the floor.

"Raiden!"

"Twilight! Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, But what is that?" The thing in question rolled over towards it's knife, and picked it up. It looked at Raiden, and it's eyes widened.

"Vazquez?"

"Woods?"

The [presumed to be human] then doubled over and started laughing.

"GAAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!"

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"A-HEHEhe… heh The one place I did not expect to meet you Vazquez, was in the dimension full of girly pastel horses!"

What did he just call us?

"Shut it Jeffery, And they are called ponies."

"You're serious."

"Raiden, do you know him?" I asked.

"You could say that. But anyway let me introduce you two." Raiden gestured towards my assailant. "Twilight, this is Jeffery Woods. Also known in my world as Jeff The Killer." He turned around. "Jeff, This is Twilight Sparkle. The stude-"

"HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Twili-HAHAHA!"

I frowned. "What's so funny about my name?"

"Ignore it, you'll just encourage him." Raiden said. "Anyway, you got any confirmed kills?"

"Nope. She was about to be the first one."

I was appalled. "Raiden! How can you be friends with somepo- someone like this?"

"Friend?" Said Raiden with an amused expression. "Just because I know him, doesn't mean he's my friend."

"Yeah! I've been trying to kill this bastard for the past several years!" Jeff said.

"The why are you acting so friendly towards each other?" I asked, confused.

"It's part of a deal we have." Said Raiden. "As long as I stay alive, He can't kill the people I know, similar to a friendly rivalry, except in special cases. Which reminds me, Jeff, there is a pony in Canterlot named Blueblood-"

"Raiden! That is not funny! Nopony deserves to die!"

"... Are you sure?" He deadpanned.

"Yes I'm sure! Even if it's Blueblood."

Jeff started backing away towards the window. "Well I'm going to let you two lovebirds settle your dispute… I'll be going now."

Raiden's eyes narrowed. "Jeffery… Remember rule number two?"

"Rule number tw- Oh Crap."

Raiden then grabbed my bed, ripped off part of it, and the MACHINE started deconstructing it.

"[MACHINE Activated. Construct #49. Rocket gauntlet. ]"

"What the f- Since when could you do that?!" said Jeff, with a surprised expression.

Instead of answering, Raiden said, "FALCON…"

"Shit."

"PAAAAWWWWWNNCHHHHHHHH!" (WAPOW!)

Jeff the Killer was sent through the wall of my room and off into the distance.

"VAZQUEZZZzzz….."

I looked at Raiden's gauntlet. "You're going to have to buy me a new bed."

"(Sigh) O.K. Fine, I will."

"And a new wall."

"O.K. I get it. But Twilight…"

"Yes?"

"Go to sleep."

AN: I have been reading lots of pasta lately. OOC Jeff is OOC.