Legends of Fuck

by Andromeda Cain

Thirty little droplets of life if Puck and Finn were romantically involved in sexual relations and other such things. Mainly written because I really like the title.

14. Finn's A Fucking Retard

Prompt: Thought

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Finn's just an idiot.

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Finn, who had just been busy digging into a large sandwich, looked up at Puck who was sitting across from him at his dinner table. "Puck?" he said, voice thoughtful.

Puck looked up from his own sandwich, slightly smiling. He'd just told Finn something pretty important and he wondered if Finn had come up with a response. "Yeah, Finn?"

"I was thinking…"

Puck nodded, signaling Finn to continue.

"Are platypuses ducks, or beavers? Or maybe they're half-duck, half-beaver. Puck? Puck?"

Once the first sentence had left Finn's lips, Puck had risen from the table, dumped his meal in the trash, and started for the threshold of the dining room. He looked back at Finn, contempt in his eyes. "You're a fucking retard."