ONE OF MY FAVORITE OCS RETURNS. LESS THAN THREE. I own nothing. o.o Oh, and this chapter was inspired by the Song "Minimum Rage" by Psychostick. You should totally go listen to it. xD This is the last chapter I have written so far. Any ideas, anyone? 8D; Thank you for reading this far, I appreciate it very much. ^^
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Things had calmed down for the gang (as well as the whole country...sorta), but that didn't replace the things that had been destroyed. Lloyd decided to go back to McDonalds to work. He prayed Mr. YellowSnow didn't remember him. Sloane forced Lloyd to let her come along and get a job too so she could keep him in line...but things might not go as expected.
"How may I help you--" Mr. YellowSnow started, but when he turned around he saw a very familiar face. "You! You monster! You're the one who scared my poor little babies!!!" he screamed, cuddling that same box of chicken nuggets from chapter 4, man those have gotta be stale by now.
"I-I'm sorry! I just...I just really want to make it up to you! I promise, if you hire me again, I'll work harder!"
"I would also like a job, Mr. YellowSnow, so I can keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't screw up again!" Sloane added.
"Who the fuck are you?" Mr. YellowSnow asked.
"She's a very annoying freak. Please hire her too!" Lloyd grinned.
"Love ya too asshole..." Sloane hissed.
"Well, a sane person in the real world would just throw the both of you out right now, but since I'm not sane, and this is an insane story, written by an insane chick, sure I'll give you another chance! Put on those uniforms! You're hired, Lloyd and Drone!"
"It's Sloane, you retard..." Sloane muttered glaring.
"What was that?"
"...I mean, love your name! It's so catchy!" Sloane said nervously, poking Mr. YellowSnow's nametag.
"Why, thank you! That's the first time anyone has ever loved my name! Even my own mother hated me and my father for it! That's why she divorced my father and left us hanging! WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
"...No."
"Aw..."
Moving on...
"Be very careful Lloyd," Sloane told him, "I'm gonna go to the drive through window for a few minutes, so don't mess anything up while I'm not looking!"
"Testy little thing, aren't you?" he grumbled. He walked away to eat a burger in the back room while Sloane went to the window.
"Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?"
"HI I'D LIKE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND A BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A BURGER WITHOUT CHEESE AND A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND A DIET PEPSI WITHOUT ICE AND A HAPPY MEAL FOR MY KID AND ANOTHER HAPPY MEAL FOR MY OTHER KID AND A CHEESEBURGER FOR MY HUSBAND WHEN I GET HOME AND A BOTTLE OF WATER AND COOKIES AND A MCFLURRY AND AND CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND ANOTHER MCFLURRY AND A BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!" this seriously annoying woman screamed.
"...Would you like fries with that?" Sloane asked sarcastically.
"AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WOULD!!! I'D ALSO LIKE ANOTHER MCFLURRY AND SOME MORE NUGGETS AND BURGERS AND HAPPY MEALS AND AND....FRIES!!!!"
"...Please pull around to the first window." Sloane turned around, shook her head to get everything clear, called to the workers to get the order ready, then turned back to the window.
"WHERE'S MY STUFF WHERE'S MY STUFF WHERE'S MY STUFF HUH!?!?!??!" the chick screamed.
"...You need to pay first ya know. It...it comes to....30 bucks..." Sloane said sweating.
"KAY FINE HERE'S YOUR 30 BUCKS NOW WHERE'S MY FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the chick screamed, throwing 30 dollars at Sloane.
"...They're getting it ready," Sloane grumbled, putting the money in the cash register.
"HURRY UP YOU DAMN IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman screamed, honking her horn.
"What's your problem, lady?!" Sloane yelled while protecting her ears.
"I'M SO AWESOME, PEOPLE NEED TO BOW DOWN TO ME, AND IF THEY DON'T DO WHAT I WANT THEN THEY CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!! NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME, I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!"
"...One moment." Sloane stepped away from the window and made sure to spit in all of the woman's food, then took it over to the window. "Sorry for the wait," she said, trying to fake a smile.
"YOU BETTER BE!!!!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING SLOW AND YOU'RE NOT HALF AS PRETTY AS I AM, NOW GIVE. ME. MY. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Take your stupid food, you bitch!" Sloane yelled, throwing it out the window, somehow it all managed to land either inside the car or on the woman.
"OH YOU HAVE NO MANNERS YOU LITTLE BITCH, WELL GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman drove off.
"...I hope that bitch chokes on that food. Seriously..." Sloane muttered to herself.
A little while later, Mr. YellowSnow came running up to Lloyd and Sloane. "Hello you two! I finally finished your naaaaame taaaaaaaags~!!" he said in a sing song voice.
"Awesome!" Lloyd said, taking his and putting it on. Sloane then took her's, but noticed there was a slight spelling error.
"Uh...Mr. YellowSnow? My name is not "Clone"..." she said, slightly annoyed.
"Whatever you say, Scone! Now, about our dinner plans..."
"We don't have any dinner plans!" Sloane cried.
"Oh...shall we make some? We don't have to go anywhere, we can just have burgers here, I'm sure I can find some candlese for a more romantic atmosphere..."
"...I'm busy tonight," Sloane hissed.
"Oh...well, there's always another day! See ya guys later, keep up the good work!" Mr YellowSnow giggled, then ran off to the back room.
"...Fucktard," Sloane sighed, putting on her nametag.
"Hehe, Scone and...well, no one really knows his first name...YellowSnow!" Lloyd teased.
"Put a sock in it, shitwit!" Sloane yelled.
"Heeeey, I'm just teasing..." Lloyd whined, protecting his head incase "Scone" got really pissed off. He then went to fry some...fries.
"Hey, be careful, you don't wanna burn yourself, that oil is really hot," Sloane warned him.
"I'll be fine, Tone," he said grinning, purposely trying to get on her nerves at this point.
"...Dunk your head in there, bastard," Sloane growled and stomped back to the window to take an order.
"And deep down she still loves me!" Lloyd laughed. A shoe was then thrown at his head. Not only was he hit with this shoe, he moved his hand so he was also burned at the same time. Oops. Yes, I know in previous chapters I've made it that Lloyd and Colette are boyfriend and girlfriend. But I found this the perfect time to make some Lloyd/Sloane jokes, considering how much I've teased Michi in my story. I don't need to be consistent. I can change stuff all I want. ALL I WANT I SAY. D:!!! A couple hours and several rude customers later...
"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?" Sloane said slowly, trying to remain calm. A snobby sounding man began to order. And stuff.
"I want a cheeseburger, stat! And some fries! And a McFlurry! Hurry up! Are you getting all of this? I imagine you're a little slow so I'll repeat it! I said! I want a cheeseburger--"
"I heard you the first time! It'll be 13 bucks!" Sloane snapped, who had a small anger mark on her head. The man drove up to the window and started being..well, snobby again.
"Ugh, I'm getting my food served by dirty little kids like you? I hope it's not contaminated before it gets out here!" the man said, shoving the 13 dollars in her face.
"...Look, Fatty McDouchebag. I've had to deal with a lot today. I don't need you coming here and insulting me and this store! Do you even know what it's like to work one day in your life?!" Sloane was getting extremely pissed off, a stressball magically appeared and she began squeezing it.
"Don't call me that, you nasty bitch! Have respect for your elders! Kids these days!"
"Excuse me? You're the one who started this! Do you know how much I've had to deal with today?! My manager hits on me like holy shit, I've had to deal with other cunts like you, screaming and demanding food right at the moment they order it, calling me names---do you know that no one has fucking called me by my real name in several hours? I hear "Scone," "Clone," "Tone,", "Drone," "Fone," "Gnome," and so many other stupid bullshit things!!! How fucking hard is it to say "Sloane"?!" Sloane said quite angrily, squeezing the stressball harder. The man began to look a bit scared.
"Uh...uh..."
"Speechless, buddy?! Huh?! Got nothing to say to me?!? Aren't you going to demand your food right now?! IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE HEARD THAT ENOUGH TIMES TODAY, I THINK I'D LOVE TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY IT AGAIN!!!!" Sloane screamed, crushing the stressball...
"Ah..ahh..AHHHHHHHH!!" the man screamed, driving away in terror.
"HEY!!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING MCDOUCHEBAG?!?!? YOU FORGOT YOUR FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sloane screamed throwing a bag of fries out of the window. Lloyd run over, dragged her away from the window and sprayed her with water.
"Down girl, down," he said.
"...Drop the water bottle and step AWAY FROM THE PISSED OFF CHICK!" Sloane yelled at him. Lloyd backed away in fear.
Finally, it was around five minutes to closing time...
Michi, Rebecca, Michael and the ToS gang walked into the McDonalds to wait for Lloyd and Sloane to finish up so they could take them home.
"Hi guys, we'll be done in a few minutes..." Sloane said, finally beginning to calm down a little. Oh, but that was about to change.
"I think I'd like to order something!" Zelos said, not taking notice to the fact that all the grills had been cleaned and turned off and everyone was getting ready to leave.
"...How considerate of you!" Sloane said, giving him a death glare, "We've already shut everything down, but we'll fire up those grills again, JUST FOR YOU!!"
"How lovely! Let's see...I want...nah, I don't really want that...How about! ...Nah...uh...Let's see..." Zelos pondered, he couldn't make up his mind.
"...Just! Pick! SOMETHING!" Sloane shouted at him.
"Whoa, moody aren't we? Anyway...hm...I'd like..actually no no, that'd be bad for my figure...oh yeah! ...nah..." At that point, Sloane lost it. She jumped over the counter and attacked Zelos, screaming "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The gang pulled them apart, Michi, Presea and Kratos holding Sloane back so she didn't charge at Zelos again. Mr. YellowSnow then came out from the back room and cried out, "So, Chrome! Are you sure you don't wanna stay and have dinner with me?"
"...I quit. I fucking quit. OH AND I HATE YOUR NAME!!!" Sloane screamed at him. The gang dragged her out of the resturaunt to try and calm her down before she took an axe to his head. Lloyd quit the job also because he thought it would be boring without all the screaming.
"Oh well...this chicken mcnugget I found is much prettier than her! Let's go get married, oh beautiful chicken mcnugget!" Mr. YellowSnow said, carressing the nugget.
End of that chapter. Disturbing eh? 8D