"We had a backup generator?" Mika asked looking around for it. "Since when and where?" She asked flipping up a couch looking under it.
"Right when we had this place built, I asked them to make sure there was a backup generator in here" Rina explained. "And it's in one of the only places someone would want to put a generator" She continued.
"I got it!!" Mika and Tori said in unison and dashed towards the kitchen.
"It's in the oven isn't it!!?" Tori yelled out while Mika opened up the oven and peered inside.
"…Oh my god" Rina sighed.
"Yeah well back to my question, why the hell is that guy here?!" The male asked again.
"What the hell happened to your hair color?" Rukia asked. "It was orange before! Now it's, white" She said.
"Shut up Rukia!" He huffed.
"What a nice thing to say to your fiancée" One male told him, his hair was also covered in something white but there was still red here and there.
"…Well at least I have one, not like you who has a girlfriend that tortures you" He sneered.
"Hey shut up!! At least she doesn't ditch me!!"
"What about the time when she went to Gin?" One asked who had pure white hair, he looked quite normal.
"That doesn't count!"
"What are you talking about Renji? Of course it does!!" Rukia piped up.
"Oh go talk to your strawberry boy!" He pouted and pushed Ichigo over.
"…What was that for?" Ichigo asked and pushed Renji back.
"I FOUND IT!!!" Mika hollered out happily. She and Tori reappeared from the kitchen gleefully. Mika was holding something large in her hands.
"…Um…Mika, Tori, sorry to burst your bubble…again, but…" Rina started, appalled at what the two had ripped out of the kitchen. "That's the kitchen sink" She told them.
"…Are you sure?" Mika asked looking down at the object she had forcefully ripped out of the kitchen.
"Yeah and I bet this guy over here would tell you that is the kitchen sink" She pointed to the man she and Rukia had brought over.
"…Why is he here?" Tori asked confused.
"Special orders" Rukia replied.
"Ohh…okay"
"But, geta-boushi was banned from here. How did he get back here?" Ichigo asked wiping off the white from his hair bringing back the orange.
"It took a while but they managed to allow me back" Urahara said happily.
"O…K…but why?" Ichigo asked still not understanding the situation.
"Something about Mayuri screwing up on his weird, deranged experiments" Rukia said.
"It was bound to happen anyways so what's the big deal?" Renji asked curiously.
"Well his screw up was so huge he landed in 4th Division in critical condition so someone else has to take over" Rina explained.
"Why don't they let Nemu take charge?" Hitsugaya asked.
"Mayuri has issues let's just settle with that" Urahara spoke up.
"Oh ok…" Everybody became silent once again.
"So…why are you guys here? With whipped cream on your heads?" Rina asked breaking the silence.
"Well it started with the power outage," Ichigo started. "We decided to go to your guys' place for light-up things/glow-in-the-dark stuff but you guys didn't open the door. So we started banging up the door and were going to break it down if it didn't open. But we couldn't count to 10 for some very odd reason--!!" He glared at Renji "So when we FINALLY got to '0' we ran in but you guys opened the door and there was a tripwire and we went 'splat' onto the pies. THE END" Ichigo finished his little story.
"What--?!" Tori gasped. "Story time with Ichigo is already over?" She said a little distraught. "Awww…." She tossed the pillow she was sitting on back on to the couch in disappointment.
"So you came here to get those little light up toys you get in a McDonald's Happy Meal, and glow-in-the-dark stuff? FROM US?!!!" Rina asked putting the story together.
"Yeah, and they're not ALL from McDonald's!!" Ichigo pointed out. "Some are from Burger King! Or just in stores..."
"Yeah…whatever…Rukia I feel so sorry for you when he has to look after the baby!" Rina whispered over to Rukia.
"I know I can visualize it!" Rukia said. "He's gonna be holding the baby by the ankles" She muttered.
"THIS IS IT ISN'T IT?!!!" Mika and Tori yelled from who know's where.
"Uh…where are you guys?" Renji yelled out.
"RIGHT HERE!!!" They replied.
"Where's 'here'?!" Hitsugaya asked.
"Are you people blind?!" Mika's voice asked.
"Apparently we are" Byakuya spoke up a little annoyed by the girls' little hide and seek game.
"Just take a step and we'll direct you guys!" Tori yelled out.
"It's you guys who wanna know" Rukia told the men. "So YOU GUYS should play along"
Hitsugaya took a step towards the kitchen. "WARMER!!" Tori yelled out. Soon the rest of the group went straight towards the kitchen. They stood in there scanning the area.
"WHAT--?!!" Renji yelped from surprise.
"WHAT?!" Everyone else asked back.
"…There's no cheese in here!" He gasped looking at the fridge.
"Oh sorry must've ate it all" Ichigo said sheepishly.
"And there's no milk!!" He gasped.
"I'm at fault there!" Hitsugaya said. Everybody looked at him strangely, being that he was the one that was usually the smartest and intact; they never thought he would actually raid someone else's fridge. "What?" He asked. "I'm a growing boy!" He pointed out.
"It sounds so weird for a captain to call himself a boy" Ichigo said.
"No kidding" Renji agreed.
"But he's short and all, I don't blame him for not wanting to shoot up faster" Byakuya said.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!!" Hitsugaya yelled enraged from the short comment.
"AHEM!!!" Tori and Mika yelled out.
"Oh right" Renji remembered their little game and slammed the fridge door shut.
They went into the dining room and looked around.
"COLD!!"
"Dammit!"
"Something's not right here…" Ichigo said surveying the dinner table very carefully.
"What is it?" Byakuya asked.
"The chair's are way too straight and aligned perfectly, and the table's too long for 3 people living here" He said observing the circular table with 4 chair's set around it.
"…Ichigo, what's your IQ?" Hitsugaya asked.
"89" He replied.
"No wonder" Hitsugaya sighed and shook his head.
"What?" Ichigo asked blankly.
"People's IQ are usually at a 100 range" Renji told him. "It means you're stupid" Renji said to him in the easiest way possible for Ichigo to understand.
"…Stupid IQ test…" Ichigo grumbled.
They decided to head upstairs which they found out to be closer to the girls.
"I never knew you guys had an upstairs" Renji said stepping up the steps to a dark, dark world.
"Me neither" Rina spoke up.
"Weird isn't it?" Ichigo asked. "Wait a minute…" He looked behind him to see Rukia, Rina and Urahara trudging behind them. "I thought you guys were waiting downstairs!"
"We've been following you guys the whole time!" Urahara told him.
"…You guys must be pro stalkers then" He said quietly.
"YOU GUYS ARE GETTING WARMER!!" Mika yelled out.
"Okay there's only the bedrooms and the bathroom and the attic" Hitsugaya said looking at the lone hallway.
"HOLD IT!!" Rukia and Rina subdued the men from heading into the bedrooms. "We'll look in them, Urahara restrain them" Rukia told him.
"Will do!" Urahara said happily and pulled them all into a very strange and disturbing group hug.
The girls quickly scanned the rooms and detected Mika's and Tori's reiatsu to be nowhere near the rooms.
"Well they're not in the bedrooms or the bathroom" Rukia said heading back to the blue faces of their beloved captains.
"Urahara, you can stop killing them now" Rina told him.
"Ok!" With that, he let go; the released captains gasped and sputtered for air.
"Well that's the consequences for being perverts isn't it?" Rukia asked.
"All that's left is the attic then!"
They pulled down the ladder and climbed up to the attic. "So do you see them Ichigo?" Rukia asked.
"Yes and something else you guys should see too!" He said quite frightened.
All of them headed up and got a good look at the attic.
"Hey you guys found us!" Tori realized.
"WE FOUND THE GENERATOR!!" Mika yelled and pointed at what she and Tori were sitting by.
"Is that the generator?" Renji asked Rina.
"…No…" She replied.
"Then what is it?" Byakuya asked.
"Lemme show you" She told them. She walked over to the object and flipped up a switch.
"…I don't get it" Renji said as a ball came hurtling over to his head. "OW!! What was that?" He asked and looked down at the tennis ball.
"Wait a minute, is this one of those tennis ball launcher thingamajigs?!" Ichigo asked as he dodged a couple of the tennis balls.
"Yup" Rina replied and turned off the machine.
"So where's the generator?" Tori asked.
"Maybe you should look in oh I dunno…THE BASEMENT?!!" Rina told them.
"…That was our second guess!" Mika said.
"…Isn't this your second one though?" Renji asked.
"Can it Ren-Ren!" She snapped at him.
"…OK!!" He said quickly quite frightened at Mika's reaction.
"By the way, who are these guys and what happened here?" Ichigo asked staring at a little figures that all had beards and a weird happy face on.
"GARDEN GNOMES!!" Mika yelled out.
"…I'll be downstairs!!" Rina said quickly and jumped out of the attic.
"Told ya they come to life!" Tori laughed at Ichigo who had a bunch of garden gnomes around him.
"…WE'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS!!" They all yelled and left quickly.