A/N: Anyone seen that south park episode Britney's new look? That last few settings in that episode resemble exactly what was in my mind for Hollow's Peak. It amazing, they even had a train ride and all where the conductor stops them in that town… it was almost as if Trey and Matt read this… well I'm sure they didn't cause they got better things to do.
Cartman
10 miles to South Park the sign said, we were nearly home. Soon we can continue to live our lives and try to forget of the events that have taken place. The horrible events that took place in a town of pure evil.
"We are nearly there…" Wendy said with a smile. The bitch is a fucking vampire… that is something that is kind of creepy. I can't believe what I heard, how could any of it be true? I can't believe what I have seen, it couldn't be real. The bone chilling part of it was that it is true. It was a nightmare no matter how much it felt like one, this was events taking place in real life and slowly we have escaped.
"Hey, what the fuck?" I say pushing the acceleration pedal down but nothing happens except the engine revs. It's almost like the car has been put into neutral, the wheel spins around by itself and something tells me we are heading back to Hollow's Peak.
"Holy shit dude!! Bail, Bail!!" Kyle says attempting to open the door but it was tightly closed by an imperceptible force. I was afraid of this, I have no idea who they do what they do but they got the power to do nearly anything. It's a scary thought knowing they were evil, they abused their powers and instead of using it for good.
"Now what?" Kyle asks. I feel the same way, I thought we had finally got ridden of this shit but our nightmare has just begun apparently. The shortest straw has been pulled for us and I wish there was some way we could defeat this town. Kill them instead of us but they were too powerful, Elder James defeated me with ease and I tried my hardest. How could he block a sword with his bare hands? That is a feat passing the meaning of impossible.
"Well I guess we are going back to fight those bastards… damn this sucks." Kyle says.
"I know, but death to the vampires, elders and werewolves except for Stan and Wendy and…" I know he wanted to add Bebe's name to that list but it wasn't going to happen. Kyle thinks there is still a small chance that Bebe will join us instead of them but I have a feeling she won't. I'm shocked that Wendy switched sides in the first place but she finally came to her senses. Either that or Wendy got knocked up by Stan and they rekindled their relationship for the baby…. No that probably wouldn't have happen… she had finally come to her sense because of the words of Stan. He is really good at that gay speech thing you know.
"Cartman, do you think you can still possibly be that hero the legend talks about?" Wendy asks. I know Wendy thought I was the hero, I thought that for a while as well but the fact is it can't be me.
"Well that Elder blocked my sword with his bare hands and nearly killed me. Despite going to a weird world and killing Kenny I am still not able to beat that guy… I sadly have to admit that I'm no hero." I say honestly, damn it I wish Kenny was still alive. We had so many good memories together; he was too young to die!!
"Dude, you okay?" Stan asks me.
"Of cause, I just miss Kenny and you're a fag." I bluntly state. I could have added that we were being dragged to our deaths by the elders but I can't be bothered continuing.
"Do you reckon they are listening to us?" I ask slightly wondering how powerful they really are.
"Don't become paranoid." Wendy says.
"I'm not paranoid, bitch." I say annoyed.
"Well they aren't listening to us fat ass." She responds annoyed.
"Look, I think we all need to relax a little… when we are back in Hollow's Peak we got the fight of our lives." Stan was right. It's not the fight of our lives it's the fight for our lives.
Stan
It is night now and we are back in Hollow's peak. Me and Wendy take our vampire forms and Kyle and Cartman are ready for battle. As we enter the town there are numerous amounts of enemies but no elders. I think they are trying to wear us down a little before they move in for the kill. I know its stupid to think we can escape from here but I still got hope.
"Damn it, I can't shoot them…" Kyle says using his gun as a melee weapon. He can't waste bullets… Wendy and I easily eliminate most of the enemies, our magic is beyond theirs amazingly. Cartman doesn't put too much effort into killing his enemies and we get out relatively unharmed. I know this is just the start because they didn't bring us back to fight 30 or 40 enemies… they brought us back to kill us.
"Hey Wendy!" A sinister voice calls out and it's so familiar. It used to be the darling voice of a South Park resident I have known nearly all my life but she was an enemy now.
"Bebe… look we don't have to…." She didn't get the chance to finish her question as Bebe attacked her. Her fangs inches from Wendy's throat. They started a giant battle, friends fighting the battle of good and evil. They flew away into the distance fighting. I could hear their screams as they got hit and the sound of impact of their attacks.
"Didn't think you would escape did you?" Shit its two elders.
"You killed Ryan, so what? He was old." One of them said with smirk. Cartman swung his sword at one of them but he dodges it. Cartman tries to swing at the other one but he dodges as well.
"Dude, I think we should just run." Kyle says.
"We can't!!" I know Kyle thinks we can escape them but we can't.
"Swing your sword boy, the tides wouldn't turn, the sea won't burn and you won't live." The elder said kicking Cartman. He went flying backwards and hit a brick wall which shattered at the impact.
"Holy shit dude," Kyle said.
"Kyle… go check if he is ok, I'll handle these guys." Kyle can't fight and I'm not good enough for to beat an elder let alone two but I need to try.
"Don't be a hero." Only I had a slight chance at destroying these elders and I didn't want Kyle to get hurt.
"Just go, I don't want you to get hurt." I scream at Kyle who doesn't pay any attention. I know Kyle can be stubborn at times and I guess this is going to be one of those times.
"Screw that dude, I'm fighting." Kyle said shooting a bullet at one of the elders. The bullet slowed down and stretched like a spring before it crumbled away. I can't say I wasn't expecting the bullet to have no effect but I wasn't expecting it too do that.
"Kyle, go get Cartman and hide." I say trying to sneak a fast one on an elder. I bite him on the neck but I forgot something very important. I forgot biting these guys is like biting metal no matter how sharp my teeth are.
"Powers of darkness, give me the flame of the beast." I feel the power in my soul rising, I am ready for battle.
"Release!!" I say and I shoot a blast at an elder who flicks it away like a paper plane.
"What the fuck?" I say.
"Did you really think that you could hurt me with you little magic tricks, my turn...? The sweet voice of insanity vanish the holy." A rather young elder said as I pushed Kyle out of the way.
"You think you can survive this?" He releases a blast from his hands which I dodge.
"Hey… what the fuc.." I say getting hit by the yellowish blast. It followed me, what the hell?
"Did that hurt?" Kyle asked worried.
"Yeah… it hurt, go get Cartman and get the hell out of here." I say as I find my way back to my feet. My bones creak and I wince, the pain is unbearable, that blast much more powerful than my spell. Kyle runs to Cartman like I told him too, damn it I'm going to die. Well Kenny, I'm coming to see you buddy.
"Finish him off." The slightly older elder says. Damn it, I wish I could fight but I fall to the ground. My body too worn out to move, I feel like I have failed my friends…
"The sweet voice of…" The younger elder said as he was stuck by an invisible force. He got struck again but I saw what did it. It was almost a flash but I clearly saw someone hit him, a blonde boy…
"What the hell?" The older elder says as they are both stuck by what seemed like rapid bolts of lightning.
"Stan, Stan… are you okay?" Kyle says dragging Cartman near where I was.
"Yeah dude I'm fine." I say in disbelief. This wasn't the time to wonder, I doubt we would be so lucky next time so we got to get the fuck out of here right now.
"Dude, we got to get out of here." Kyle said lifting me up. We try to wake Cartman, there is no way we could run with Cartman… It's not just that he ways 250 pounds.
"We might have to leave him behind." Kyle says.
"No way dude, it wasn't his stupid idea to come here and I'll be damned if he dies because of it." I respond in a bark.
Wendy
"The sweet voice of insanity vanish the holy." Oh no, she has improved a lot to use that spell.
"Reflect Satan." I say a giant shield appears in front of me deflecting the attack.
"Wendy, why did you reject the faith?" Bebe asked as she folded her arms awaiting my response. I know it must be hard for her to understand, her best friend betrayed her and her purpose.
"Cause its all lies… you know it is." I say staunchly. I wish Bebe would come to her senses but she seems too lost in their world to be saved.
"No its not, Stan has filed your mind with lies." She said jumping at me, with her fangs ready to bite my flesh but I kick her in the head before she gets the chance. She falls on the ground.
"Stan hasn't filled my mind with anything; he awoke me from this nightmare and brought me back to reality." I say with a smile as Bebe gets up and flies upwards. I follow her, she is definitely a lot faster.
"Remember the first time we flied? We thanked the elders so much… now you betrayed them." She was right. It took me a while to get used to flying but once I got lessons from elder James I was on my way. Me and Bebe used to spend nights flying around, breaking curfew as we used to do. Those were the good old days when we were inseparable and I think it's stupid that we let something as small as religion ruin our friendship but I'm afraid it has.
"Bebe, it's not going to work. Join me please, if you don't I will be forced to kill you…" I begged her, I couldn't live with myself if I killed her but I would have no other choice if she was on their side.
"Wendy, you know I love you but I just can't betray my faith like you have." She said.
"Powers of darkness, give me the flame of the beast." I say with a tear. Release! She dodged, she flew so fast she disappeared. I can't see her at all, I can't even sense her existence. She has some how found a way to hide herself from my life seeking ability.
"Wendy, guess who?" She said kicking me. I fell down, spiralling downwards onto the hard ground. She came down next to me, sat down right next to me.
"Wendy, join us again, make things right because I can't kill you… I just can't." Bebe said almost crying. I was about to respond when I felt something…
"Bebe… do you feel that?" I ask randomly as I feel a power unlike anything I have ever imagined.
"Who is that?" She asks, feeling what I feel. There was only one other person who had the same power as that… Elder James but this person felt clean, they weren't evil like Elder James.
"That's the… chosen one." I state.
"What? That's just a stupid myth." She replied.
"Well who else could it be?" Suddenly the earth starts shaking. A small crack suddenly starts spreading and it's coming near me. I start to fall, lower and lower into the flames of hell but an arm grabs me.
"I can't let you die." Bebe says taking me to higher ground. In the sky we stare down at the crack, it was a massive hole and the magma was visible.
"The gates of hell will open," I say finding my imaginary wings and slowly regaining strength.
"Wendy, stop messing around… that's a stupid myth." She screams, afraid to believe it.
"Is it? You felt the chosen one too, the ground has opened up." Suddenly a giant beast crawls out of the ground. It was 9ft long and resembled a salamander, the flames around the beast only enhanced its evil green eyes.
"Say it, say the poem to prove it." I tell her. Bebe's eyes look at the beast with disbelief.
"Imprisoned by the shackles of hell, forsaking all that is holy for a quest of greed. A soul twisting and turning in the reaper's existence. I pray for your blood to return to the devil." Bebe said and she was shocked when the beast returned back to hell.
"Oh my god!!" Bebe screamed.
"I know." I say with a calm expression.
"So join my side and destroy this town." I say with a smile.
"Wendy, perhaps you have forgotten the myth… the chosen one must fight the army of darkness. If they fail this earth will be ruled by the devil." She says with a smirk.
"Bebe… do you really want this earth to be ruled by the princess of darkness?" I ask her.
"This is what our purpose is Wendy, in our lifetime we got to witness the great mobilisation of the tortured spirits. Don't you want to be remembered as the one that helped Satan rule this world?"
"No way, I want to be remembered as the person who stopped Satan."
Kyle
Cartman got up from the ground as did Stan. Soon as Cartman awoke it felt like the world was shaking. Must be an earthquake or something all the more reason to get out of here.
"We got to totalah get out of here, I'm serious you guys." Cartman says.
"I can't leave without Wendy." Stan says. I would argue till my throat collapsed but I saw the gleam in his eyes, he wasn't going to leave without Wendy no matter what I said.
"Screw your girlfriend, we got to run." Cartman says. I know he didn't mean that, he was afraid… I'm afraid too….
"Dude, we sacrificed so much shit to save yours…" Stan barked back. They instantly stop fighting at the sight of 4 elders flying down and standing next to us.
"Oh, hey guys… I was just going to go over here." Cartman said slowly walking away. His sword was destroyed we are defenceless except for my gun and for some reason I don't think that is going to help.
"Kyle, shoot… for the love of God, SHOOT!!" Stan screams as I take aim and shoot but much like the past the bullet stretches and crumbles by an invisible force. Well I took a chance, I knew it wasn't going to work but you don't know till you try right? It's apparent that all the elders have the power to do that. I only killed one of them because he didn't know I was there… if he knew… well me and Stan wouldn't be around.
"It's not supposed to end like this for me. I'm suppose to join the 27 club." Cartman says knowing we are screwed.
"Hey Elders," I hear the sweet voice of our saviour as she comes flying out of no where and kicks the head of an elder.
"Wendy…. Does this mean you finished off Bebe?" Stan asks but Wendy pays no attention and attempts to kick another elder in the head but is instead attacking by one of their fists.
"Young Wendy, you had the chance to become the first ever female elder but you threw it all away for these fools." The elder who punched her said. Wendy gives a little laugh to that. For some reason I think these guys are too sexist to have a female elder.
"I don't want to be a stupid elder for a corrupt religion based on hatred." Wendy says jumping off the ground.
"Seriously, we can't run?" Cartman asks.
"Shut up fat ass," Wendy says as she attempts to bite an elder who moves too quickly for her.
"Screw you skinny bitch." Cartman said charging for an elder. He was able to tackle one of them and starts punching him.
"Ow, that like really hurts." The elder said.
"Shut up, I'm trying to beat you to death."
"This seriously hurts, I'm getting really pissed off… if you don't get off of me soon I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts. I'm a elder, respect my authorah." The elder said.
"What a lame voice." Cartman said, I guess he doesn't know how similar they sound.
"Cartman… you got to be the chosen one." Wendy said. As out of no where a sword dropped onto the elder's head that Cartman was fighting. He was dead, his skull shattered by the falling sword.
"You are him…" Wendy said hugging him. Cartman pushes her off of him and observes the sword. The handle was what looked like a snake's head but in the shape of a scimitar. The blade was huge, it looked deadly. Is that the legendary knight's sword? It's got to be… that must mean… Cartman is the chosen one.
"Cartman, stop staring and fucking kill those guys." Wendy said as a blast came from the eyes of an elder. She fell hard onto the ground and was paralysed with fear as an elder stood above her. Cartman grabs the sword and cuts of the head of the elder standing on top of Wendy.
"Woah dude, kick ass." I say with a smirk. Cartman swings at another elder but this one dodged it.
"Flashes of darkness, rape the virgin, kill the innocent!!" The elder replies as a massive black beam shot from his hands and hit Cartman hard.
"Now it's your time to die." The elder said grabbing the sword and swinging it at Cartman. Suddenly a foot hit the hand of the elder, it was Bebe's foot….
"So, are you going to help Wendy?" She asked with a smile as Wendy got to her feet. I have no idea what is going on but lately I found out it's like that most of the time.
"Bebe, I wouldn't have it any other way." She said with a smile.
"Cartman you got to get up," I say but he wasn't moving. I grabbed the sword, I'll be damned if I don't go down without a fight. It was a rather heavy sword, Cartman was able to use it so quickly. I attempt to swing at an elder but he easily dodges it.
"Maybe you should swing it Wendy." I say as an elder kicked Bebe on the head. It was a hard shot too and she fell to the ground. She was on the floor crawling around like a baby with blood all over her face. Suddenly it was me and Wendy alone, we were the only ones able to fight but I didn't know how. I didn't have special powers and I was never that good at boxing. It's up to Wendy now… I feel so useless. I felt like Cartman running a marathon.
"Feet of anger, fist of fury." Wendy screams kicking an elder in the head except her leg was on fire. The kick didn't affect the elder at all, he looked impressed though.
"Where do you find the time to be so beautiful and fight? Don't tell me, just die." The elder said punching her but she dodged. I have to admit that Wendy is actually pretty good at this shit. She could be the chosen one…
"Spawn of light, reveal the roamers of darkness." Wendy says jumping from the ground and putting her hands. Lightning came out of her hand and flew down quickly at an elder who tried to reflect it with his hands but it went straight through him.
"You killed Elder Ezra, not bad at all. Why don't you join us? Last offer… after this we will have to kill you." Only two elders remained but they both had smug looks on their faces. For a second I felt afraid of Wendy's answer to his question but I knew wouldn't betray us…
"Kill me then," Wendy said flying down in an attempt to bite the elder but instead his mouth shoots out a bright green beam of light. Wendy's body goes flying miles into the air and it falls down at a great speed. If she survived that I would be truly impressed.
"No it's just us and you little boy." The elder said. Now we are screwed, I can barely use Cartman's sword and I can't fight like Wendy can… I just pray for a saviour.
I observe Wendy's body one more time, something amazing happens… a bright ray of light falls from the skies almost as if heaven as opened up. I look at Stan, Bebe and Cartman and the same thing is happening to them. I know I say this a lot… everyone does but it doesn't make it less true… this town is really, really strange.
"What the hell is going on now?" Cartman asks as he finds the energy to get back onto his feet.
"Stan, there is only one way we can beat them." Wendy said grabbing Stan and taking him away, Bebe follows her.
"Hey what the fuck? You just are going to leave us here to die?" Cartman screamed… Cartman was a lot stronger than me… I couldn't even use that sword. I am the only useless person here, they are all vampires or a super fat ass that can fight. I'm just a frail little Jewish boy… I can't even help Cartman fight.
"Follow them, I think they are going to fuse their power." One of the elders says. The other elder flies away. Suddenly it turns into a race as Stan, Wendy and Bebe fly away as fast as they can.
"Well that leaves me you two…" The elder says. Suddenly the earth starts shaking again, a giant hole in the ground slowly devours half the area around us. It was a fissure and it was almost as if hell was open now… that's probably what is going on knowing this crazy town.
"Ok, what the fuck is going on now?" I ask running the opposition direction of the hole. The elder and Cartman follow me and they look as shocked as I do.
"So it begins…" The elder says staring down at the hole.
Stan
"We just left them there…" I say speechless as we suddenly stop. Wendy grabs both of our arms and I know exactly what is going on. Last time she gave me her power, this time she is draining me of it. It feels much like a blood test, having the blood drain out of you slowly.
Suddenly a boot disconnects me from Wendy the three of us fall in different directions.
"Ok, I am ready." Wendy says charging at the elder who easily moves out of the way. The elder fires a blast of destruction out of his hands but Wendy was able to avoid getting hit. Instead Bebe got hit….
"Bebe…" I say running to her. She was weakened by giving her power to Wendy but I can feel some of it left in me and I'm sure she had some left too… I got to wait for it to restore back to normal before I can fight again but hopefully I wouldn't need to because Wendy will prevail…
The elder and Wendy are fighting in the distance, I hear their movement as they leave their dents in the sound barrier. Wendy definitely looks a lot stronger and my I add hotter? When we return to South Park I'm so letting her take all of my power, I don't want any of this shit. That's if we do return.
"Stan… tell Kyle… I love him." Bebe says, she was hit pretty badly but I can't let her die on me… She looks in a pretty bad state and she knows it, otherwise she wouldn't have said that. I can't let her die… but what can I do?
"Don't say that, you'll be fine…" I say but she already looked dead…. I pick her up and start walking towards where I came from, I know Cartman and Kyle will be having more trouble at fighting that elder than Wendy but I need to help. I didn't want to leave Bebe here all alone and I didn't want to take her where Cartman and Kyle were fighting but I had to pick one of the options and I think it would be better if I can see where she is…
"Is there any other secrets or shit that I could use that is useful?" I ask knowing this town is so full of surprises that it makes me sick. We always said we wished we lived in another town when we were back home but now I'm glad to be living in South Park.
"Yeah tap your feet three times you will wake up in your bed." She said jokingly. This wasn't the time for jokes but how I wish it was, everything is too serious all of a sudden and we are fighting for our lives.
"You know I could kill you right now," I say with a smirk.
"I'll like to see you try," She responded. She looked a mess, her beautiful blonde hair filled with dirt and blood, her gorgeous blue eyes filled with tears and I know what was going through her mind would be worse than anything physical.
When I return back to the place where Kyle is, I see a giant crater-like hole with magma slowly rising. It looks like an earthquake or something….
"What the fuck?" I ask.
"The chosen one is near, the gates of hell have opened." Bebe said observing the hole for herself.
"Oh yeah, of cause… that's got to be it." I say rolling my eyes and putting Bebe on the ground. The elder was watching in shock and Cartman took his chance by swinging his sword. The elder saw it coming and moved out of the way in a flash.
"Kyle, listen… we got to get Bebe out of here… Wendy will be fine, I know she will…" I say, Kyle's green eyes are filled with anxiety and fear and I know mine were filled of the same stuff.
"Dude, we can't run… I thought we agreed on that." He responded as Cartman got down to his knees and observed Bebe. For some reason Cartman knew the elder wasn't going to attack, he hadn't moved an inch since I got here except for dodging Cartman's attack.
"I know, but we got to regroup… fight another day you know." I say, it's hard for me to say that but I think it's the best option. We are dying right now and maybe we could train and come back.
"Let them win today and prepare for next time? If they bet us now, chances are they will beat us next time." He makes a good point but I just feel like we should veto the hero shit for now. I don't understand what has happened to the rest of the town folk, we seem isolated but in a way that's a good thing. I don't want to be fighting groups of werewolves and vampires while trying to defend myself against the elders. I believe there are only 3 elders left. The one standing in front of me, the one Wendy is fighting and Kenny's uncle. I know Kenny's uncle is supposed to be the strongest but I haven't seen him around at all…
In the pit of flames, a beast flies out of it. A large dragon like monster, its fangs stained green with acidic saliva. His eyes a threatening black and each separate wing the size of a 747. It was unlike anything I have ever seen, that must be a demon or something…. A creature of the unholy for sure.
"Imprisoned by the shackles of hell, forsaking all that is holy for a quest of greed. A soul twisting and turning in the reaper's existence. I pray for your blood to return to the devil." Bebe said the monster returned back to hell. I don't understand what is going on here and I bet Kyle doesn't either. The elder was watching us with amusement.
"It would be pointless for us to fight now, the gates of hell have opened and I wait for your hero. Can he fulfil the prophecy?" The elder said with a smirk.
"This got to do with that legend?" I ask Bebe who nods. Kyle runs to Bebe and holds her tightly. It's almost as if he just realised she was there…
"Don't worry Bebe, we will get out of here." Kyle says but I know he was trying to assure himself more than her. Suddenly Wendy returns, she looked like she has had one hell of a fight.
"Elder Jordan… what is going on?" Wendy asked. I have no idea why she asked the elder but for some reason she knew that he wasn't going to fight.
"The prophecy my dear Wendy, your hero has to show him or herself sooner or later." He replies with a smile.
"I thought Cartman was the chosen one…" Wendy said.
"He is too weak, I can feel the life force of the chosen one, can't you?" He asked.
"Eh!! Don't call me weak butt fucker." Cartman replied. Suddenly there is a fast slash of a sword against the Elder. Slow to react, his body falls apart in an instant, crumbling like dominos. The smoke clears and we see the sight of someone we thought was long gone. One of the best friends I ever had…
"KENNY!!" Cartman says running to him.
Kenny
The pain is all too real, he has killed me… my god damn Uncle has killed me. I can feel myself slowly slip away, my world is turning to darkness.
"Kenny!!" Cartman screams.
"Dude, where am I?" I ask, this wasn't heaven or hell.
"You are in your head." Jesus says popping out of no where. That makes no sense at all…
"What?" I ask.
"Well Kenny, you have died and you are now preparing… for your battle against the forces of hell." Jesus said with a smile.
"Dude, what are you on about?"
"It's simple, to escape you must kill 2 lesser demons and a greater demon." Jesus says as I'm transported back to South Park. 2 lesser demons and a greater? Why would I be in my head fighting demons…? I'm not manic yet… I should be dead in fact.
"How am I suppose to kill them?" I scream at the skies, no answer, no weapons… no chance. I saw the first lesser demon, around 8 ft tall, claws as sharp as a knife, teeth as death as anthrax and eyes as red as blood. I got nothing to fight with… I run to my house and try to open my door but I can't… the door knob is solid and doesn't turn.
"Don't be afraid, you have the power inside of you…" I hear in the wind, what the fuck does that mean? Well if they want me to fight, I'm going to fight….
"Hey bitch, take this." I say running up to it and kicking it in the head. Suddenly I wish I hadn't done that, my leg feels like it went through flames. The feeling is agonising but suddenly it disappears, a soothing feeling comes across me and all my pain disappears. This is really, really strange… I was hoping when I died I would just go back to heaven or hell; I didn't want to deal with shit like this for sure.
"Use your mind, visualise lightning hitting the demon and it will happen." I know that was Jesus's voice but he was no where to be seen. Visualise? What the fuck… well I got no other option. I close my eyes to visualise a bolt of lightning hitting the lesser. Suddenly I am pushed back at the sound of a huge bang. At first I thought it was the lesser but when I open my eyes I see the lesser on the floor covered in blood and smoke. Lightning must have struck it…
"Woah dude!!" I say shocked but I didn't get the chance to celebrate as I find myself flying in the air in extreme pain. I was attacked from the behind from a lesser… as I am flying through the air something magically happens I suddenly stop in mid air. I'm… flying…
"Don't close your eyes this time." Jesus says. I visualise the lightning hitting the lesser with my eyes open, it was hard at first but suddenly I was able to do it. It wasn't as clear as the image with my eyes closed and the bolt of lightning didn't have the same power of the first one I assume but the demon was down.
"Fear is your worst enemy, conquer it and you shall succeed." What the hell did that mean? I realise what it meant when I saw the final demon. It was around 15ft tall, had piercing evil red eyes, was black covered with red scars all over its body and it had claws that looked like blades. Unexpectedly a sword fell from the heavens… into the ground and I saw for a second…Cartman… He was thrown into the lake by my uncle and I knew he wasn't a good swimmer.
"Dude… what the fuck!!" I say jumping into the portal. I was back in hollow's peak. Cartman was drowning in the lake… I dive in after him… he has gone really deep.
"Don't worry dude, you'll be ok." I say dragging his lifeless body across the lake to near land. For some reason I felt like I was back in my own world and I didn't want to leave it.
"Kenny… Kenny?" He asked staring at me as he awoke. I was about to respond but Hollows Peak suddenly disappears and I'm back facing the demon. I had a sword in my hand… It had a shinning blade, the handle was of a snake and it was like the combination of a scimitar and a very large samurai sword. Fear is my enemy… I swing my sword at the demon who is able to block it with a fingernail that I'm sure was a sword it self.
The monster swings all of his fingernails it me but luckily I was able to jump into the air before I got hit. I slashed the beast in the head with the sword but it seemed unaffected. It responded by blasting me with a giant flamethrower that dispensed from its mouth. I went flying hundreds of feet because of his brutal attack and I land hard on the ground. I was sure I would die if I wasn't already dead but my body is unharmed.
"This is kind of cool," I say to myself I feel indestructible and its not just mania… it's the ability to heal when hurt. Maybe it is mania… maybe I'm just imagining all of this… Man I really need a smoke even thought I don't smoke anymore… Hey I should visualise it… I visualise a pack and a lighter in my pocket and its there when I hope my eyes.
"Hey… don't abuse your powers," I hear as it disappears as quickly as it appeared. I levitate a little bit and fly towards the beast. As I do another portal opens up and I see Stan facing an elder. Is Stan a vampire? I know that has to be some kind of alternate universe but I go through the portal. Suddenly Stan falls over, he looks wasted… he must have been fighting the elder.
"The sweet voice of…" I kick the elder. He doesn't go down but looks startled I punch him again.
"What the hell?" I visualise lightning hitting them but suddenly I am pulled back into the stuff up world I came from. I'm not sure if I killed those elders or not… I need to kill that greater demon and return to my world…
I fly towards the demon with all my might, I swing my sword at the beast but imagine a bolt of lightning hitting it at the same time. Suddenly my sword's blade is covered in blue electricity and I cut the demon in half while a bolt of lightning struck it.
"That wasn't so hard…" I say as the sword falls through the ground, a portal opens up and I see Cartman attacking an elder… the sword falls right through the elder's head. I was waiting for my to return back to the normal world but it doesn't happen. Suddenly my image is shattered, everything is destroyed and I'm falling through darkness. There is a light among the darkness and I go towards it.
"The world is open for you but you can't return yet." I hear as Jesus appears out of no where.
"Dude, can you please tell me what the fuck is going on?" I ask.
"When the world is threatened by demonic forces a chosen one is born, I was the one of three… Mohammad was another and you are the third. However… your task is greater than ours, the powers of evil have assembled in such a way that you can't defeat it alone."
"Well I have to try… my friends are going to die if I don't do something…" I say.
"I know Kenny… first however we need to purify your heart, there are still midst of sin within it and that is what the demons will feed on."
"What? I don't have time for that… They could be dead any time now."
"If you truly want to save you friends you must do this before returning to earth." Jesus replies as the light disappears and it is total darkness. Slowly the darkness becomes an image, I am now in a town except its completely deserted. Not a living soul as I observe the town a little more I realise it's the town next to South Park.
"Jesus, I seriously need to return…" I say.
"I'm afraid you're not returning anywhere…" I turn around to see who said that and stare in complete shock.
"What the fuck?" I ask looking at myself, he was me… I was him…
"I am your dark side, I been wanting to be the only one for quite a while and now I'm going to kill you and return back to earth to destroy your friends."
"No your not." Suddenly a sword appears for both me and him, his sword is the same as mine but completely black. I swing my sword at him and he blocks, he swings back at me but I block. We are too equally matched… I mean that guy is me… I got to do something I haven't done yet…
"Jesus, guide me…" I say not thinking of anything else as I imagine my blade on fire and swing at him. He dodges it easily and swings his own fiery blade at me. We continue swinging our blades. It's not helping much, I need to think of a way to destroy him… or else he will think of a way to destroy me. We back off for a second to catch our breath. I think of something, I close my eyes…
"What are you doing?" He asks. I move around in a flash, I imagine the speed I'm going and I imagine my blade cutting him in half. I open my eyes… he is dead, I can't believe that worked.
"Well done," Jesus says as the world disappears and I am in darkness again. Next to Jesus was Mohammad or so I assume since the Muslims don't have pictures of him.
"You're nearly finished…" Mohammad said, oh no that means there is more stuff I need to do before I return home?
"Now what?" I ask, they both grab a separate hand of mine.
"We must give you our power before you return for your challenge is going to be great." Jesus says and suddenly I feel I giant rush of energy come through me. I felt some so great I can't word it, I can't tell you what it is… it just the best feeling I have ever gotten.
"Go back now, Also tell Matt Stone and Trey Parker that I really enjoyed the cartoon war episodes." Mohammad says with a smile. The light appeared again, a portal back to my world and hopefully I will never come back to what ever this place is. This world isn't heaven nor hell… it is a realm of my mind. A distorted training ground but I must return to the battle fields. I see an elder standing next to my friends and I visualise my self cutting him in half in a flash and it happens.
"KENNY!!" Cartman ran to me and embrace me tightly.
"Let go of me fag," I say.
"Shut up poor piece of shit." He replied. It was great to see Cartman and all the rest of my friends again. Heidi is no where to be seen, I don't bother asking what happened to her because something… bad could have happened. I don't know if Cartman was able to free her or if she was sacrificed. I really hope she is ok; I started to like her before I was killed. She wasn't that bad at all…
"Dude, what the fuck happened over here?" I ask looking at the giant fissure and there was magma roaring deep inside.
"The gates of hell have opened up, Kenny you must destroy the powers of darkness." Wendy says. I have no idea what that meant but I walk over to Bebe, she was on the ground badly hurt. I put my hand on her head, I envisage her getting better and I open my eyes to see a magically sky blue light emitting from my hand as she recovers.
"Woah, that kicks ass Ken." Kyle said with a smile.
"I missed you guys, you know… how come you three are vampires?" I ask confused.
"This town is filled with vampires, werewolves and demonic elders." Stan replied, that made sense… especially the demonic elder part.
"The sun will be up soon, we will return to normal… look maybe we should just run." Bebe said.
"What? Dude… look at that thing… if that is the gates of hell I need to close it before some demons come out of something." I visualise the crack sealing itself and open my eyes to find that nothing has happened.
"I'm afraid that isn't going to work." My Uncle says falling nears us. He seemed too able to fly as well and for some reason that didn't surprise me.
"Hey Uncle James, miss me?" I ask swinging my sword at him, his sword of vulgarity blocks it off. I don't know much about the legend but I know these two swords are involved some how and this battle is as well.
"Interesting, the knight's sword isn't as powerful as I have heard." He said with a smirk. His sword lit up, flames surrounding the blade and I do the same to mine.
"You guys, get out of here!! This is between me and him, I don't want you getting hurt." I say swinging my sword at my uncle who dodges it and swings his own back at mine. He got me, a deep cut in my arm as I drop the sword in pain and fall to my knees
"KENNY!!" They screamed.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!" I scream as my arm heals it self. I get up and grab the sword. My friends ran, I know it was a hard thing for them to do but they have to do it. I can't fight with them around knowing they could get hurt and they couldn't help, this was my destiny and it doesn't matter of the outcome, they can't interfere. They have already done their part.
"Time for the final battle," Uncle James says clenching his sword tightly. His body slowly gains flames as his eyes turn a glowing blue. Slowly I was watch as he changes from man to a demon. His face is the only thing that is the same about him, his body is flesh without skin, his eyes are bright red and his teeth venomous fangs. Shit I'm going to have one hell of a fight and if I survive this is a story I am going to share with all my friends.
A/N: One more chapter after this, I hope you enjoyed that. I know the story has changed a lot, it started off about Kenny going to a religious town and now its about him fighting his uncle in the ultimate battle between good and evil. If you have read the last 4 chapters and thought… what the fuck are you on? Well I don't blame you too be honest.