Stop The Future
Chapter 11.5 – The Morning After
Last night was almost a horrible blur to him.
Many yellow lights, the dull and warm atmosphere of the bar helped him unwind from such a stressful day of beating down the last Uchiha.
He knew he drank too much.
He seriously could not pack down liquor like he thought he could, like he prided himself he could.
After five shots, he was done. He really was. Out, gone. Zoom zoom. Bye.
...People still said "Zoom zoom" right? Yeah, they do.
He tried moving to his left, but felt some "squishy" on his left. His eye blurred from reality to the land of dreams, and they stay steady.
He blinked.
Ah. Black hair, fair skin and nice lips – yep, Kurenai Yuuhi was in his bed,
He wasn't too sure she was full clothed if she was in his bed. No women he took home was full clothed after he was done with them. And he knew he was a sex god of some kind when they kept tryin' to sleep in his bed.
Despite his pride of bedding a women in about a few months of knowing her truly, a little bit of guilt shot through him.
She was technically Asuma's girlfriend. How would he feel when-
"Kyah!"
Ah. Sleeping beauty work up.
The women jumped up, ran out the bed and covered her black bra and panties Kakashi trying to not see with her hands. Honestly...
Or at least it sounded like it.
"What the fuck? We, we slept together?"
Kakashi noticed his atlethic chest and was inclined to nod. He frowned at her next response.
"Oh my god! I-I... Asuma is gonna- Why did we-? Oh my god, oh my god."
"Calm down." Kakashi didn't honestly want to look for a shirt. "He's not gonna know."
"What the hell do you mean?" She snarled back. "I got to tell him that I- that I slept with you of all people!"
"Sheesh, you sound like you regret it. You know you can't get enough of me."
"This isn't time for you jokes, you ass! I don't even remember having se-sex with you! And now, what am I gonna tell him?"
Sheesh, so much drama. "Uh, tell him 'I'm sorry'?"
"Tell me you just didn't say that!" She glared angrily.
"Uh, I didn't say that?" Her chakra flaring was not something that he wanted to deal with. She probably could do a genjutsu faster than he could reveal the Sharingan and use one to knock him out.
"Oh my god, I gotta tell him, I gotta tell him-"
"Tell me nothing. Now stop screaming, Nai-chan. Im sleepin'." Said man mumbled under the pillow, trying to ignore the hangover and get some sleep.
"Asuma? H-How did you-"
"This is my bed. Shut up. We can talk about it-"
"No! Talk about it now!" She grabbed him and almost shook him to death.
The way Asuma stared back at them, he wished they dropped dead. Instead of talking, he raised the sheets of Kakashi and him and Kurenai's eyes widened.
Kakashi had no shirt on, sure, but his pants was still on, and Asuma still had all of his gear on him. That still raised questions.
"But... if Kakashi and I didn't... do it, what...?"
"Me and you, 'bout to have sex. Kakashi wanted to watch. He then wants in on the action. Got down to his shirt before I knocked his out. You and me go for it. Decides to have sex in front of him-"
"Hey!" Kakashi screamed out indignantly.
"Quiet." Asuma warned, eying his trench knives on his person. Kakashi stayed wise. "I get you down to your bra and panties. You pass out. I follow. Blah. Didn't get laid. Need sleep."
"Oh." Kurenai had no real other words for this.
"No 'o's' – get in the bed."
"Hey! What about m-" Asuma stared death at him.
"Shut up and turn your own side." Asuma rolled closer to Kakashi, making sure Kakashi didn't get to spoon with Kurenai. He himself resisting the urge to spoon with Kurenai. "Sleep now. Talk more later." He grunted out, closing his eyes.
Kakashi sighed, mumbling, "So I didn't go zoom zoom to Kurenai?" and did the same, knowing sleep was what he needed. Kurenai was too. She almost was too disturbed by this to sleep. Almost. She was asleep in five more minutes after.
Nobody noticed the sprawled out Zabuza Momochi snore lightly on the floor under them – no one truly cared.
End.
Well, there's my yearly attempt at comedy. Yep. I had to. This scene was soooo in my head. It coulda gone much worse and weirdly but...they really couldn't say much. Asuma didn't care, Kakashi didn't care and Kurenai was just too tired/weak to argue much after Asuma forced them. Yep. It's hilarious – hur hur, I know.
Anyway, hoped you enjoy this and the last chapter.