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Mokona Modoki: Hi everyone to TRC Q&A Final Battle Part 2! Before we begin, YUUKO-SAN YOU ARE THE BEST! (Hugs Yuuko)
Yuuko: That was a bit unexpected…Why?
Kurogane: You really don't know?
CBob and CSakura: We're not DEAD! (Happy)
CBob: I should have figured…since we were created beings we couldn't die.
CSakura: We only disappear…but either disappearing or dying for good is quite sad.
CSakura and CBob: So thank you very much Yuuko-san.
RSyaoran: I'm glad you two ended up ok.
Fai: And Yuuko-san even saved RSakura's body, which was awfully nice of her.
RSakura: Thank you, Yuuko-san. Now I know that what ummmm Double-chin said-
FWR: HEY!
RSakura: Didn't turn out like how he said.
FWR: Although the interference requires a price.
Kurogane: But now CSyaoran has to make a decision…what is it?
Fai: Not telling because it's fun to tease you Kuro-goon.
Kurogane: WHAT?!
Watanuki: MORE IMPORTANTLY! Yuuko-san!
Yuuko: What?
Watanuki: Currently, why doesn't anyone in the holic world know who you are?!
Yuuko: You got the explanation already. In reality I'm not suppose to exist in this time period since I'm from the past. But my time continued again…but don't worry Wata-kun…
Watanuki: (Worried) Yuuko-san…I'm going to wait cuz I want to meet you again! I promise I will wait. (Sobs)
Yuuko: We can always meet each other in the dream world. This world is shared by all human minds, past, present, and future. I'm sure we will all meet there. But please continue to grant my wish that you to continue existing. (smiles softly)
(Everybody very sad)
Mokona Modoki: (Tries to change the mood since the depression was really depressing) Ok let's introduce our characters for this session of TRC Q&A! RSyaoran's parents! CCSSakura and CCSSyaoran! …Oh we got a note from the scriptwriters… "Could you guys have separate names? Since it is repetitively straining our fingers trying to type Clone, Real and Cardcaptor Sakura before your names… If not the two young Syaorans will be officially called Bob.
RBob: They already did it…
CBob: Well Bob is shorter…
CCSBob: I'm Bob as well?!
Kurogane: I'll read. This is to the witch.
I'm not courageous, so I'd want the courage to tell the one I love how I feel! For payment, I'd give the memories of my first love. I've got enough courage to get rid of those.
Kyo Fujimura
Yuuko: Gosh Kuro-angory is mean. Courage…Courage…I got it! Watanuki please go to the back and get this (whispers in Watanuki's ear)
Watanuki: Oh ok.
Yuuko: If you don't mind we'll get back to your question to the end of this whole thing. Next! Fai
Fai: HAI!
Sakura-chan (CCS)- Who was the Sakura you saw in the dream? It's really confusing.
Xiao Lang (I'm writing your name in Pinyin because you are Chinese)-Why is your name in Mandarin if your from Hong Kong which mostly uses Cantonese? Oh and do yo know who the last Syaoran was that said "I won't let Sakura die"? (the one with the blood stain) Was that Bob-kun (the clone)
Fei Wang doesn't seem to like being ignored so everyone ignore FWR and answer all of his questions
Fay- I never congratulated you getting your eye back.
Yuuko- I think you need to explain yourself. Is FWR trying to revive you?
Why? You don't seem to be dead? Clow did the same thing? What happened?
That's all for me
Demon Fox
RSakura: I'm utterly confused as well, oh dear future mother-in-law. If she is actually from another dimension, this would make TRC have 4 Sakuras…
CCSSakura: Yeah it's 4 Sakuras…
RSakura: (Goes theorizing on her own) Unless that was the past you since you know it is possible to meet the past, future and present in dreams…Hmmm maybe CLAMP is alluding to that Mangettes project they'll be doing…
RBob: (A bit worried) This doesn't seem to by my Sakura… My Sakura doesn't go theorize stuff…
Fai: Since usually it is you who does it, right.?
RBob: Yes (And then both RBob and Fai gets worried for RSakura)
CCSBob: My name is in Mandarin? … I guess it's because some characters have similar pronunciation in Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese so it might be quite easy to wonder what language some words are being pronounced in. Although Shaoran, Syaoran, Xiao Lang… That's all I can really think of…
Meiling Li: (Out of nowhere) Nope! (AHH!)That is not the case! Let me tell you CCSBob's actual family history! Clow Reed's dad was in China and married Clow Reed's mom and was speaking Mandarin at the time. BUT THEN ONE DAY Clow Reed's dad made a mistake and created a bit too strong of a forgetful spell. While Clow Reed's mom made a mistake on the same day on a transporting spell and the whole family got transported to Hong Kong. So you see, the family forgot that they used to live in China and that they spoke Mandarin and resided in Hong Kong for the rest of their merry lives although they had to struggle on learning how to speak Cantonese…I think that was the story. Either that or both Mandarin or Cantonese or some other dialect speaking individual from China will use pinyin for their name - making it a bit hard to figure out which they speak, if you were just looking at their names. Ok I should go now. Am I burdening you Syaoran? Ok see ya later everyone. (Leaves)
Everyone: Bye…Is that true?
CCSBob: The second reason is more accurate but Clow Reed's parents were awesome they would never make a mistake like that! (A bit irritated)
Meiling Li: (Came back) Really? How much family history have you read so far?
CCSBob: Up to Clow Reed…
Meiling Li: You are a lost cause. Here, read one more generation. (Slams down a whole stack of encyclopedia-sized books on the table) This is what I was doing after leaving you to Kinomoto-san until you came back to Hong Kong for a bit.
CCSSakura: You're still calling me Kinomoto-san… Aren't we friends?..
Mokona Modoki: That is a lot of books.
Soel Mokona: So CCSBob start reading!
RBob: Please don't call my dad like that…
Larg Mokona: If you need help to do an overnighter, I can help!
Yuuko: We can provide sake!
Kurogane: How is that suppose to help with overnighters???!
Fai: It warms you up. I can help too! And thanks, I got my eye back but Yuuko-san!
Yuuko: What's wrong?
Fai: Why didn't you tell us that you saved the two clones? In the midst of the battle, even though the current event is important but I was worried for CBob and we didn't know that CSakura was ok. (waves in a Fai-like pouting manner)
Yuuko: Now, now I can't reveal everything can I? Or else it'll mess up the plot. And then SPOILER ALERTS! I'm not explaining there is already an explanation.
Kurogane: WHAT??? The viewer asked a legitimate question and I didn't really understand what you said to the clones at all! (Whips out his sword and the manga and questions Yuuko)
Yuuko: Security! (Doumeki) Sigh FWR has a rivalry with Clow. They even fought at the minutest things even Rock Band was being fought over.
Everyone: They played Rock Band? (' ')
Yuuko: Yep. Mokona tell the rest please. (Wasn't in the mood to say)
Soel Mokona: So Yuuko-san got really sick one day…that she couldn't get up anymore. So Reed-sama made that wish of his and Yuuko stayed.
Larg Mokona: BUT! Double Chin-
FWR: Please~!
Larg Mokona: Double Chin's rivalry, and a shot of espresso – which didn't help, made him crazy enough to try to beat Clow Reed in making a person live as long as Yuuko has, or even for eternally. So Clow Reed is the stronger although Double-Chin still resents him to this day.
FWR: And I thought that shot would be the changing point…(sobs in the corner)
Kurogane: (Patience has worn thin) Next question!
RBob: It wasn't CBob…It was me. And I said Bob.
So, guess we're wrapping up huh? So sad...
Tomoyo: No, she made the costume, but I'll happily sell Kuro's cloths on EBay! We can split the cash.
CCS!Sakura: You mean you never knew about Toya? Do you know about the Tomoyo of your dimension? Or not? Please note, it's because of that that fans insist Kuro and Tomoyo won't get together. They don't understand the concept of dimensions very well...
Wata-kun, Fai and Yuui: I just want to glop you guys for no reason! *glomps all* But I think I'll stay with Fai for the rest of the episode. *sits on
lap*
-Icy
(P.S. Yeah, I'm a little random);
Larg Mokona: We got Tomoyo-hime and President Tomoyo's answer recorded.
Princess Tomoyo: Glad your friend made her own costume and Ok! I can donate more clothes out of Kuro's closet. We're gonna make a killing!
President Tomoyo: And the other day, I used a time travelling device to go to the past of Kuro's history and took some of the clothes from his closet that I can give as well. (shows some mini-Kurogane clothes)
Kurogane: !!!!!!! No wonder! That was my favorite PJs! You took them?! So you were the thief that the mansion guards couldn't get!
President Tomoyo: By the way Kuro-manju, I wasn't the thief.
Kurogane: You said you took it.
RSakura: Question: You said this was recorded, why does it seem that the Tomoyos are actually talking to Kurogane-san?
Larg Mokona: I don't know...
President Tomoyo: Some servant of yours left it in the local cleaners. (Not really – The Tomoyo grin)
Kurogane: Really? (Is buying it.)
RSakura: Next question is to dear future mother-in-law.
CCSBob: You're already self proclaiming as my daughter-in-law?!
RSakura: Why? Isn't it the case? (RBob- worried)
CCSSakura: I didn't know at all about Toya! He always kept calling me monster so I would be ignoring anything he was doing.
Fai: Ahh sorry. (Pats CCSSakura on the head) It's just you like what one of the Tomoyos said – Sakura-chan in any dimension is quite slow to catch on and is quite gullible.
Sakura3: Hoe?
CCSSakura: My dimension's Tomoyo? I do know her, she is my best friend...although the randomness I don't really quite understand.
CCSBob: That's why it is random!
RSakura: Glomping session! (TV turns on with Yuui working at his restaurant and a portal appearing and vacuuming him up into the studio)
Yuuko: Time to tie you three up.
Fai, Yuui, Watanuki: What?!
Yuuko: What? This is to make the *glomp all* part work. (ties the three up with Yuui still confused)
RSakura: Viewer coming through! *Glomps all* and the sits on Fai's lap.
CSakura: We haven't spoken for a bit.
CBob: I'll read this one from Miyu-Luva
YAY! GO BOB/SYAORANS!
CSyaoran: lead an army of puppys and kill buttchin!
Yuuko-san: PLEASE GIVE RSYAORAN HIS CHICKEN SUIT BACK! ill give you 700,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0 yen's worth of sake!
RSyaoran: put on the chicken suit and peck anyone who says "'I', 'he', 'she', 'they', 'it', 'if' ,'for', 'when', 'why', 'and', and 'as'"
CSakura: PAY MORE ATTENTION TO UR SURROUNDINGS (p.s. u stink)
RSakura: U rock at break dancing, take this ALL-EXPENSE PAID trip to break dance some more!
Mokonas2: eat as much chocolate as you want, on me!
Wata-kun: Take the day off, i'll pay yuko for today! (Yuko: 20 more yen's
worth of sake for the price of wata-kun)
Fai-moo: chug 19 gallons of milk! (muahahaha)
Kuro-gaga: i command you to transform into a 5 year old!
Domeki: SMILE! U MUST SMILE! :D (if u dont i'll get fai to make you!)
Himawari: u no wata-kun likes you right? :D
Kurogane: Hey I should be the one leading the puppies since I'm Big Puppy!
Soel Mokona: Kurogane is willing to be a big puppy! Wow!
Kurogane: Come back here you manjuu bun!
(Scene changes to Kurogane in a general's uniform with a whole army of Syaorans behind him)
Kurogane: Creepy, all the clones……CHARGE!
FWR: I'll be never defeated! (!)
CSyaoran: Oh is that Clow Reed? He's using his super death star ray beam attack! He's charging and is firing! Run people!
BEW!
FWR: I've been hit! (Falls)
CSyaoran: Yay he's dead!
Kurogane: Although there was no Clow-
TRCSakura2: Kurogane-san!
FWR: (Alive again) What no Clow Reed?!
Everyone: You didn't have to blurt that out Kuro-ghee.
Kurogane: Sorry.
Yuuko: No! That chicken suit was annoying.
Watanuki: But you know Doumeki can't finish all the alcohol by himself! If you and Larg team up with Doumeki, I'm sure you guys can finish it all.
Yuuko: I know you are worried about me Watanuki but this is a flat no since I got a big bruise from all that pecking!
Watanuki: I knew you would say no so here is the chicken suit I quietly snuck out, RSyaoran-kun.
RBob, Yuuko: …
Watanuki: Please accept the price.
Yuuko: Why?! Based on how the price was written, it's only $7 USD of drinks. That's too little!
Kurogane: I don't think she gets that-
CCSBob: It is 738 million USD, if you removed the commas….
Kurogane: Well, don't tell her that.
RBob: Oh ok (Puts on chicken suit) I, he, she, they, if, for, when, why and, as…Ok I think I got it
PECK!
RBob: How did I get pecked??
PECK!
RBob: !! (Yuuko was in a chicken suit as well)…
Yuuko: Let's continue.
CSakura: Fine, but I STINK??
Peck
RSakura: You ate too much garlic.
CCSSakura: … oh.
RSakura: Ok! Thanks and I've been practicing! (Does some intermediate level type break dancing decently)
RBob: (Very worried of RSakura and did not peck RSakura and everyone else after because of it).
Mokona: Chocolate! Yummy! Oh better remember to brush our teeth after!
Kurogane: Do you two even have teeth? WHAM (Got kicked by the Mokonas)
Watanuki: A day off? Please Yuuko-san accept it!
Yuuko: Fine only this sake. (Portal appears and the sake comes in)
Watanuki: YAY! Day off!
Fai-moo: I finally get to talk! The last time I talked was two pages ago. OK! Yuui get 19 gallons of milk over here!
Yuui: Can't, we're still tied up. (Fai: Oh right)
Kuro-gaga: I'm can't turn into a 5 year old!
RSakura: Um…Intruder coming in?
Jin: (From Detective Conan) Here (Pops a pill into Kurogane's mouth and left – and Kurogane turned into a 5 year old)
Kuro-gaga: Oh no! I'm fwive again?!
Lady Suwa: (out of nowhere) Time for kindergarten, dear Kuro-son!
Kuro-gaga: I don't want to go to kin-di-ga-den….! AHH!
Yuuko: Ok he got turned into a kid, but don't worry everyone Kuro-chibi will turn back to normal later.
Doumeki: Smile. Ehh (a very fake smile)
Fai: You have to smile like this. (A Fai grin)
Doumeki: Ehh? (Tries again but nope)
Fai: No like this! (Fai grin again)
Doumeki: Ehh? (Still nope)
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After a while…
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Fai: (a bit irritated) No! GRUMBLE! Is he ticklish?
Holic Crew: No.
Fai: GAHH! (Dives at Doumeki with Yuui and Watanuki and the viewer on his lap still)
YIKES!
Watanuki: What is Fai-san doing???
Fai: Either Sakura, Tape! Scissors! Rope!
CSakura: Uh ok, here is the tape.
RSakura: Scissors. Rope
Fai: Frying Pan!
CCSSakura: Uh ok…(Throws a frying pan to Fai)
Fai: (Cuts himself, Yuui and Watanuki loose and then does something to Doumeki) There! He is smiling! Uhh I give up…(plops down)
Everyone: How di-…HAHAHA! (breaks out laughing- Fai taped Doumeki's face into a goofy smiling face- which stays for the rest of the show )
Kuro-gaga: Wat was the fwying pan for?
FWR: HAHA That – TWANG!
Bob3: Next.
Himawari: Wat-ta-nuki-kun likes me…? Really? I like him too. (Didn't get the point) Random question: if Watanuki-kun and Syaoran are the same being-
Zashiki-warashi: (curious as well) If you were taking this from the direction of Kingdom Hearts…
Ame-warashi: Could Watanuki be Syaoran's Nobody?
Kohane-chan: Himawari-chan - Sakura-chan's Nobody?
Everyone: (And Ehhh…..face) That was quite random you three…Well maybe…
Watanuki: A Nobody?! (Took it by its literal meaning) I'm not a nobody…am I? But I have a heart! (Gets really sad)
Yuuko: You three bad question.
Himawari, Kohane, Ame: Sorry…
Soel Mokona: Oh no, it's time for the end of this session of TRC Q&A Final Battle Part 2. It getting more close to the end of this show and the manga…SOB!
Larg Mokona: SNIFFLE!
Yuuko: Don't cry. (Tries to comfort them)
Mokona Modoki: You disappear and now this show is about to end…this is really sad….CRY.
Fai: So for the final 1 or 2 episodes- we'll tell you next episode if it is the last or not... it probably may be the last one...- it's an all-you-can-ask session of TRC Q&A to any of the characters of Tsubasa you would like to interrogate- so send in questions and requests about current stuff, non-current stuff, etc! But it would be nice if CLAMP tied up the loose ends, since there seems to be a lot more of story that needs to be answered…How many chapters are there left, does anyone know?
Kuro-gaga: Aren't you part of the cwew? You should know!
Soel Mokona: Well do you?
Kuro-gaga: (Uh oh) Uh…no.
Yuuko: I'm getting tired…nighty, night, everyone. We'll see everyone next time.
Kuro-gaga: I'm still not back to nowmal?!
Everyone: See you next time.
Kuro-gaga: Hwelp?
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I really don't know…but anyways hope it was enjoyable.