Hey you guys! Kagaya here with a VERY important announcement! Well, I'm thinking of making a new fic called- The Hetalia Fandom Chronicles: Shipping Wars, as the name implies, this story will be about the fandom for the fandom! So if you would like to be a part of it...there are two requirements!

1. PM that you would like to be in it and your OTP.

2. Go to the poll on my profile page and answer the poll, this is important because the pairing with the most votes on the poll will be the pairing that will get the shipping war!

Everyone got that? Any other questions you may have...just PM me!

So now, on with the chapter!

After School, YM Clubroom

"Italy~ Wake up, Italy." Kagaya sang as she poked Italy with a pocky stick.

"Don't wake him up just yet! He looks cute like this!" Hungary cooed beside her, snapping pictures (without the flash.)

Germany sat down at a nearby table, waiting for the two to be quiet. The rest of the supposed 'members', thought that it was a great opportunity to sneak out the door and head for the hills (or in this case, their houses.) He had no idea whether they actually noticed this, though he had no intention of voicing this assumption.

"Gosh, I'm so happy that this boy joined us!" Hungary bragged inwardly.

"Are you done snapping pictures yet, president?"

"Yeah, we can wake him up now."

"Right." Kagaya shook the sleeping brunette lightly.

"Ve~" Italy mumbled, he stirred a bit, but didn't wake up.

Kagaya got the pocky stick again, and resumed poking him with it. "C'mon, wakey...wakey."

No response.

"We have pasta, Italy." Hungary chimed in.

No response.

"Yep, he's out." Kagaya concluded.

"Unless~" Hungary's eyes glinted.

"Unless~" Kagaya smirked.

"Germany!" The two fangirls yelled in unison and pointed at him.

"Huh?" said boy looked up from a manga book (which he was struggling to read because of the format), confused.

"We need a prince's kiss." Kagaya explained. "Y'know...like in Disney movies?"

Germany blinked.

"This a classic case of tranquil heartbrokenitis." Hungary blurted seriously.

"Tranquil Heartbrokenitis?" Germany repeated skeptically at the sandy brown-haired girl.

"It's a terrible ailment...it's when a person is heartbroken, but they won't show it. This usually results in deep sleeps. In most cases, they would often yearn for the soft lips of their supposed lover. That's the only supposed cure. What do you think happened to sleeping beauty?" Kagaya added, playing along with Hungary's scheme.

"I thought she pricked her finger on a spinning wheel, and went fell into a deep sleep." Germany countered.

"Er...that was the abridged version...the people who made the movie didn't want to present a disease to its viewers." Kagaya lied.

"Italy won't wake up unless he's kissed by the one he loves." Hungary input.

"Which is you."

Hungary eyes suddenly narrowed, "Where are the other boys?"

"They left when you two were fawning over Italy." Germany answered.

"Wha? Those sneaky little...! Kagaya, we need to go get them! Now." Hungary dashed out the door.

"I'm right behind you!"

Germany turned his attention to Italy, who was still sleeping quietly.

"Tranquil Heartbrokenitis, huh." Germany muttered.

Merry Moe Maid Café

"Heeeh? You left them alone? Together? While Italy was sleeping? Do you no what could possibly happen?" Kyo exclaimed, harshly setting down two parfaits in front of Kagaya and Hungary.

"I don't think anything will happen...I mean they're still in the early stages." Hungary disagreed. "Germany and Italy are in what I refer to as the 'Stage of Post Realization'.

Kagaya munched on a pocky stick, "Although~ Germany's one to take things seriously."

"They're in high school! That means hormones are raging!" Kyo snapped.

Hungary held out a cherry, "Eat this and calm down."

Kyo plopped down in a chair, and ate it. Stem and all.

"I still don't see how you do that without choking. I'm not sure if you should keep eating cherries like that." Hungary chastised.

"Did you find out where the boys went?" Kyo implored.

"Apparently, they're crashing in some secret bunker or whatever that they built specifically for hiding from us." Kagaya laughed.

"If it's secret why...no...how do you know about it?" Kyo pried.

"Ancient Chinese secret."

"Right."

The three ate in silence for a long while, until Hungary stood up abruptly, "Gah! I left my super X-rated doujin in the clubroom! I need to get it NOW! Let's go Kagaya!"

"Why do I have to go? It's just one book isn't it?" Kagaya pouted.

"No it's the five volumes of that TeniPuri slash manga. The extremely NSFW or any other public establishment I told you about?"

"Oujisama Gakuen? With the MomoRyo pairing?"

"That's the one! We have to get it!"

"Why didn't you tell me, this is serious!"

The two fangirls dashed out the cafe so fast that it made Kyo's hair stand on end. "They better lend it to me.

United Nations High

"Come on Hungary, run faster!"

"Those are my books! Why are you so worried about them?" Hungary said breathlessly as she turned the corner.

"Because YOU won't let me read it!"

"Last time you read something X-rated, they had to put in the hospital due to loss of blood!"

"I'm better now aren't I?"

Kagaya slowed her pace as she neared the door to the club room. Hungary caught up soon after, glaring daggers at her assistant. Kagaya rolled her eyes and open the door.

What she saw when she opened the door made her immediately lose consciousness.

Hungary stepped over her, and witnessed what made her assistant fall over.

This was the scene: Italy was awake, his arms pinned over his head by Germany, and his uniform shirt was unbuttoned. Germany was straddling Italy, his lips were lightly pressing the brunette's neck. Currently, they were both blushing wildly, after all, they were just caught in the act.

Hungary slammed the door shut, and ran out the school, abandoning Kagaya and the X-rated TeniPuri slash manga. She had just witnessed real-life yaoi. And it was just as hot as it was in the various books she owned.

I know, I know...lame chapter is lame. Unfortuantely, Kagaya is in the hospital. So she couldn't be here for the ending bit. But it's okay, because I have a guest star! Please put your hands together for...Prussia!

Prussia: *appears* Bow down to the awesome that is me!

Hungary: *mumbles* Is it bad, that I'm already regretting this?

Prussia: Nah, I can just take over the show for you, Liz! After all I am the most awesomest character.

Hungary: That's not why you're here.

Prussia: The WHY, am I here?

Hungary: *smirks evilly* I would like to know the location of that secret bunker. Y'know the one you guys use to hide from Kagaya and I?

Prussia: Like I'll tell you! I'm too awesome to give away such an Important secret!

Hungary: *deadpan* I have my frying pan.

Prussia: *tenses up*

Hungary: *caresses pan* You wouldn't want be unconcious for a whole week this time do you?

Prussia: *runs away* That's it, I'm outta here! I'm not running away cuz' I'm scared! I'm too awesome to be knocked out!

Hungary: *excited* Ooh! A chase! You're not escaping me Prussia!

...Dead Air...