A/N Okay guys, Insanity had, like, thirty chapters! I don't think this is gonna be as long, but it's not over yet! :D
And this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with this fic, but I wanted to tell you guys: does anyone remember my old Collie/Frank oneshot, Ice Cream? Well my Cosmic Twin (it's a long story), SuperMuffy, just translated it to FRENCH and posted it online! It's so cool to see! Go check it out! :) She also wrote a fic herself. The name escapes me at the moment, but it's about the inhabitants of the Frankenstein Place speaking French. I helped her proofread it, and it's really good. :D
Okay, from here on out, Ansalong's split personality is going to be known as Dark Ansalong. This is way too confusing to write xD
Sometimes, when something bad happens, one can be blessed with good dreams. This was Ansalong's case. She had gone back to her lonesome cave and slept. Each dream had been wonderful. She had dreamt of being with Riff Raff. Really being with him, without any awkwardness or problems that could not be resolved. They did simple things, like go out to eat or go for walks in the park. After each dream, Ansalong would wake up to find herself back on the cold floor of her cave. However, the dream would leave her with hope. And, even better, the dreams would free her from her split personality, if only for a second.
Then she would force herself to go back to sleep, to be with Riff Raff once more. And she felt free from everything. Her sleep kept her awake. At least, for a little while. Of course, nothing good lasts forever, and after a few hours her split personality seemed too aggravated to sit around anymore, and took full control.
"Okay, Nellie, we've wasted too much time! We've gotta get back to the palace!" she snapped, knowing she was technically talking to herself, but not caring.
What? asked the true Ansalong, now reduced to nothing but a soft echo of a thought inside her split personality's head. Why would we go back?
Dark Ansalong rolled her eyes as she began walking out of the cave. "Oh Nellie, you're so naive. If you weren't so annoying it would be cute." She paused for a moment as she stepped out of the cave and found herself in the darkness of Transsexual. "Don't you want to be the supreme ruler of Transylvania?"
No.
Dark Ansalong rolled her eyes again. When she spoke she sounded genuinely disgusted. "Too bad. I'm in charge, and I say we go. And you will do as I say." Much to the true Ansalong's dismay, Dark Ansalong soon found the right direction to the palace, and began walking that way. "Nellie, don't feel too bad." she said as she began running towards the palace. "If it makes you feel better, I won't kill Riff Raff. I'll just… lock him up and torture him and stuff."
I'd rather see him dead than in pain. Heck, I'd rather be dead right now than stuck with you.
Dark Ansalong laughed. "Nellie, sometimes you've just gotta take what life throws at you and roll with it, ya know?" There was a strange tone to her voice, as if she almost cared about Ansalong. However, it was quickly diminished when she added, "Besides, it's not like you've got a choice." She cackled. Ansalong sighed. She felt so hopeless. The fact that she could not even control her own body left her in a state of such vulnerability, it made her sick.
After a surprisingly short amount of time, Dark Ansalong arrived at the outskirts of the town. The palace could be seen directly in the middle. The creature grinned, showing her fangs. Ansalong wanted to run. She wanted to scream. She wanted to find Riff Raff and warn him of what was going to happen. Dark Ansalong was going to try to take over the planet. The whole galaxy, if she found a way. And Ansalong could do nothing but watch.
"C'mon, Nellie, quit being such a downer. This'll be fun!" She licked her lips with her long, snake-like tongue, then began walking into town. It was actually early in the morning, and most people were still inside. This was good for Dark Ansalong, who did not want to be seen. She was quite a sight. The true Ansalong, on the other hand, was praying somebody would come out and see her. But then what? Would he recognize her and go find Riff Raff? Would he try to get her to leave? Would… would he just kill her right on the spot? Right now, death did not seem like such a bad idea.
Dark Ansalong made it to the palace. She stared at it with a feeling of excitement within her. She wanted this. She wanted to be the ruler of this planet. This wonderful planet. Suddenly, she spoke to Ansalong once more. "Maybe, once this place has been conquered, we can go to Earth and take it over too. Wouldn't that be awesome?"
No! I don't want to be the ruler of anything. I just want you to leave me alone.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Dark Ansalong shook her head. "Is that any way to talk to your master?" She smirked as she walked through the open gates.
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Sonny sat, alone, in his throne room. Janet, Riff Raff, Nation and Cosmo, Farley, and Ricky had all gone to Riff Raff's house. Apparently, they had to discuss "grown up things". This annoyed Sonny so much, he just wanted to scream. But he did not. He tried to remain a calm and relaxed king of Transylvania. He tried to look perfectly fine. However, he could not stop thinking about Ansalong, and how she was doing. Was she even alive?
This thought scared Sonny a bit. He found himself feeling very upset. Why was his life so strange? There were other people in the universe. Smarter people, braver people, people who were better looking. So why was he in this situation? He growled and threw the glass in his hand to the ground. It shattered into hundreds of tiny shards. Sonny did not care. He would just get one of his servants to clean it up later.
Suddenly, the door creaked. Sonny turned. "Mom?" he called. "Is the meeting over?" He was surprised to see it was not his mother, but someone else. Someone who scared the king quite a bit.
Ansalong stood in the doorway, a sly smile on her face. Sonny, who was still sitting in the back of the room, alone, felt very vulnerable. It was obvious that Ansalong was not in a sane state at the moment. She was barring her sharp fangs, licking her lips, and her eyes were narrowed. She daintily walked over to the king and licked her lips once more. "Hello, Sonny." she hissed, her voice breathy. Sonny tried to back away, but found himself cornered by his own throne. Ansalong ruffled his hair in a demeaning manner.
"G- get away from me!" snapped Sonny, shivering with fear. Ansalong shook her head. She took another step closer.
"Sorry, but you're not in charge. At least, not anymore. This is my planet now, and there's nothing you can do about it." With these words, she advanced on the king.
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Janet, Riff Raff, Nation and Cosmo, Farley, and Ricky were all sitting around Riff Raff's dining room table, speaking in hushed voices. It was quite clear to all of them that Ansalong was a real threat to herself and those around her, and that they had to find a way to defeat her. There had been lots of arguing, for everyone had a different opinion on how the woman should be stopped. For example, Farley was certain she should be killed (as violently as possible), while Ricky thought that if she were locked up and went to therapy long enough, everything would be fine. Riff Raff was the only one who had not yet stated an opinion. In fact, he had not said a word so far.
All of a sudden, the door swung open. Everyone turned around, and gasped when they saw Sonny enter. He was bleeding badly, and limping. He slowly began walking towards the group, hardly conscious. Janet cursed aloud and ran over to her son. The panic in her eyes was obvious.
"Sonny!" she cried, helping him sit on the couch. The woman was nearly hysteric. "Wh- what happened? Are you okay?" She sat beside him, searching and inspecting his wounds. Everyone stared at her, waiting for an explanation, unable to think of something to say. Finally, Janet looked back up. She found herself staring directly at Riff Raff as she spoke. "Ansalong." she managed to choke out. She then rolled up the sleeves on Sonny's jack, and everyone gasped once more.
On his arm were two eerily familiar fang marks.
A/N Ooh, a cliffhanger-type-thingy! :D
Sorry for massive delay. I'm in the Drama Club at my school, and we're gonna be performing next week, and I've been busy all week rehearsing… and watching Happy Tree Friends, which I am now obsessed with (not as much as Rocky Horror, though). I had no idea something so violent could be so funny…
So, my friend told me her OTP is Dark Ansalong/Ansalong. I need brain bleach! The thought is so awful. D: Split personalities should NEVER be a couple (although, it is rather amusing)!
Anyway, I'm getting ideas on what the third (and final) fic will be about. Something like Nation getting amnesia or Sonny going insane. I do know one thing – it will definitely have time travel in it. ;) So… keep reading, reviewing, and waiting for the threequel! :D