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Bonjour! I'm here and alive - my head has been killing me for the most part of the afternoon today whilst I was at work, So I'm not totally with it.. You know?

Again thank you everyone so much for taking the time reading this fan fic of mine and the reviews -

Mistress Beckett: Yes Mercer aka Scarface is back.. Grrr, and I know you love Norry and Cutler so but hold yer horses! LOL and no jumping.. Yet ;)

So chapter 14 is here and my brain has been rattling with some ideas for it.. Again bear with me.. And I hope you enjoy it!.

Chapter 14:Pants, Fish Gits, and Teaching

"Deal…"

"Good, I'm glad we have come to that arrangement.." Cutler nodded towards Jenna and sat back into his chair, pulling out some documents from his desk drawers, he nodded to Mr Mercer behind her and he left the room quietly, closing the door.

"But…"

Cutler looked up from his documents staring at the young woman raising her head from the ground and staring at him eye level…

"Pardon..?"

"I said but.. I.. well.. I have a few requests first before I would like to become your spy.." Jenna asked, even though she had just been told her friend had died and William Turner was to blame.. It was Cutler, her future husband who sent them on the mission to get Jack's compass.. The same mission her and Norry would have to do.

"What requests? Money? A new dress perhaps?"

"There is NOTHING wrong with this dress!" Jenna snapped back and took a look down at her dress, it was torn in places and muddy at the base but it was comfy for her liking.

"If you say so.." He replied and grinned a little, he began pouring out some hot water into a china cup to make himself a cup of tea..

"Number 1: Once I have completed my 'mission': I would like to come back to the job I have in your household with double pay…"

Beckett listened, and nodded agreeing with her, "Number 2: I would like Flik to have a proper funeral, big flowers, big gravestone.. Everything! Number 3:…"

"How many requests do you have Miss Hollander…?"

"That's another one.. Number 3: Please call me Jenna.. That's my name.. and I can call you Cutler.." she counted the number of requests on her fingers..

"Fine.. Please continue.. Jenna.."

HE SAID MY NAME AGAIN! - Jenna smiled and sang in her head, she tried not to dance in front of him.

"Number 4: This is my last request…" She leaned in closely and whispered something into his ear, she leaned back again giggling at his shock, goldfish expression..

"Jenna.. I do apologize, but that I refuse to do…"

"Well.. I'm sorry then.." Jenna tutted and made her way slowly towards the door, she reached the door knob, hearing a tutting in the background.

"Please… I will do that…"

"Excellent.." She smirked and raised an eyebrow looking at him.. He got up from his seat and started to undo his jacket..

"Are you going to watch me?" he questioned and laid the jacket on the chair back.

"Yes"

"I would prefer you not too.."

"But I need to know that would do it and If I did happen to turn around, you might randomly jump out of the cabin window…" Jenna smiled wide at Cutler and took her seat, putting her feet on the desk, hands behind her head..

Cutler mumbled something for a moment and continued to undress himself.. Jenna watched, her mouth opening wide as he reached for the buttons of his clean white shirt..

To her it was like slow motion, she watched him fully unbutton the white shirt.. Her eyes drifted towards his chest and torso, he was like a god, she thought, well to her HE was like a god.. You could see a faint outline of a six pack and brown curly hair was scattered all over his chest, in a perfect way.

She gulped and looked away for a moment, Cutler looked at her seeing her reaction - her cheeks were starting to blush and she had completely changed her attitude..

"Jenna.. Are you feeling alright?" Beckett asked her teasingly, of course she wasn't alright! Jenna thought.. Cutler Beckett was TOPLESS in front of her.. She was thinking about if she would 'jump' him or not, but contained herself.

"Yes.. Erm.. YES!" She replied and grinned back towards him, he nodded and started to undo his trousers..

"Oh…my…monkeys on a fucking truck.." she whispered, her eyes widen at him pulling down his trousers to his ankles, why did she think of this? Because it is really funny, the inner voice replied.

"I'm ready…"

"Good o!" Jenna's voice went up an octave higher than normal and got up..

"Off you go.." Jenna opened the cabin door, Cutler sighed heavily and walked towards it, his hands still behind his back, as he pasted Jenna grabbed his wig off his head smiling.

She observed him from the cabin door as he strolled calmly onto the deck, his crew member and Scarface stopped and stared at him muttering and some giggling to themselves.

"Lord Beckett…!" Mercer came over and tried putting his coat over him, Cutler refused and gave him a 'not right now' stare. Mercer backed away and continued to watch him climb the stairs towards the wheel.

Jenna was laughing so hard now, she was nearly on her knees, if only Flik was here.. She thought.. She would be laughing her head off too..

"I hope you're watching Flik.." she whispered up to the sky and then looked to Beckett.

"Gentleman, I have come to announce that I'm…" he stopped and looked to her, she was gesturing to continue with her hands.

"I'm a military fairy…and that I love Jenna Hollander…" he stood back and ran across the deck and dived off the side of the boat splashing into the harbour water below.

Jenna couldn't control herself anymore, she was now laughing on her knees grabbing her stomach..tears falling from her eyes. She then got up and ran towards the side where the other men were throwing a life buoy over the side to rescue him.

"Cutler!" She yelled over the side, cupping her hands so he could hear.

"Now I deal!" She grinned and walked towards the plank connecting the boat and the harbour, she jumped down and skipped along the decking to find Norrington.

Back to Flik..and tentacles!

"Bugger…" Flik whispered as Davy Jones was staring right at her, she gulped and tried hiding behind Gibbs who tried hiding behind her!

"Hey..I'm the lady here…!" She protested and shoved Gibbs back in front of her.

Suddenly she heard a creaking sound coming from behind Davy Jones..

"It's the fish gits!" She cried as she watched different fish people with starfish, mussels, sword fish arms and crab legs march out of nowhere with swords in their hands ready to fight..

"You have a debt to pay!" Davy Jones turned and faced Jack, he glanced down at the black spot on his hand, his facial expression was a mixture of 'oh shit' and 'scared shitless..'.

"You have been captain of The Black Pearl for thirteen years! That was our agreement!"

"You actually agreed with Tentacles?" Flik spoke up, frowning and screwing up her face at the same time, right at that moment, Jones stepped towards her, clumping his wooden leg and stared right in her face…

"Do yer fear death?" she popped the last bit of his sentence, Flik always found that funny and if she was pissed off at someone in the 'real world' she would also popped the last sound in her sentences.

"NoPE!" She popped her words back at him, half smiling in the face of him.

His eyes squinted at hers, and looked her up and down…

"Are you checking me out?"

"Technically!…" Jack butted in the conversation and came between us quickly before a fight broke out..

"I was captain for two years - then I was viciously mutinied upon" he shot a look towards Pintel and Ragetti shrugging their shoulders.

"THEN you were a poor captain! A captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow.." Jones was now taking the Michael out of Jack, he walked back towards the fish people who were laughing with each other.

Flik rolled her eyes and shook her head, looking towards Jack.. He glanced at her for a second before following Jones.

"Not that I recall, why do you ask…?"

"You asked me to call you Captain when we first met!" Flik called over Gibb's shoulder again..

"Who's side are you on Felicity..?"

"I was just making a statement…Jackie!" She quickly replied to his question and stuck her tongue out.

"You have my payment. One soul, to serve on yer ship..he's already over there.." Jack pointed back to the wrecked ship, and another ship… The REAL Flying Dutchman was right next door to it, water falling from it's cannon holes still, it looked massive from where Flik was standing, she looked back to Davy and Jack.. Davy's face was now more angry than before!

"You can't trade! You can't substitute!" He yelled.

"There is precedent regarding servitude, according to the code of the breathen.."

"I don't think he cares for the code.."

"Flik…"

"For once, the annoying little one is right.. I do not care - One soul is not the same as another!"

"Annoying little one.. I'll show you.." Before Flik could walk over there, Marty grabbed her legs and pulled her over landing chest first onto the deck.

"Marty!"

"It's for the best lass…" he told her and looked back to Jack and Davy staring at them both. "AH!, so we've established the proposal is sound in principle. Now we're haggling over the price.." Jack continued.

"As has been the case before, I am oddly compelled to listen to you.." Jones replied.

"Any help here…" Flik muttered, Marty was now sitting on her legs refusing to her let her up.

"Not now…" Jack warned her and came over, his boots right next to her head.. She looked up at Jack standing to the side of her.

"Miserable git…" Flik mumbled under her breath, propping her head in her hand and drummed her fingers against the wet deck.

"Just how many souls do you think my soul is worth..?" Jack put his arms out and gave Jones a smile, she giggled and shook her head.

"Your soul is priceless Jack…" She smiled and looked back up at him, he looked down and winked, his head looked back at Davy who was now stroking his tentacle beard thinking…

"One hundred souls.. Three days!" he exclaimed, clumping back and standing opposite Jack.

"You're a diamond mate! Send me the boy back and I'll get started!"

"I keep the boy, a good faith payment. That leaves 99 souls more to go.."

"Yes do please keep Legolas..and if he doesn't behave..threaten him with a pitch fork!"

"What…?" Jones looked down at the girl who was still drumming her fingers on the deck, she stopped and raised an eyebrow at him.

"He doesn't like.. Pitchforks?" she repeated and shrugged.

Jack then butted back in: "What! Have you met Will Turner? He's heroic, noble and a terrific soprano, he's worth at least four!"

"Don't forget he's an idiot, likes pushing girls overboard…" Flik continued, without any warning.. Jack stepped his foot on her hand laying on the deck!

"OUCH!" She bit her lip down hard and tried breaking free.

"And…did I mention, he's inlove…"

"Love? What does that matter to me…" Jones repeated and turned his back abruptly on Jack and Flik still laying on the floor.

"Well you might like her.. She's got fish lips…" and with that comment, Jack's foot came down harder on Flik's hand causing her to groan and yell in pain she thought she heard something crack making her worried.

"Due to be married, to a lovely lady…You hate that marlaky.." Jack replied.

Davy then turned and shot a look at him, causing Jack to jump back a little releasing Flik's hand.. She sighed in relief and shook her hand around getting the blood pumped back in it.

"Sparrow - Might this lady you interested in for yourself..?"

It was Flik's turn to shoot a an evil glare at Jack, he looked between the girl and Jones a couple of times.

"Think of a good answer…" She warned.

"Not remotely…"

"NOT REMOTELY?" Flik yelled at him, her jealously level was rising back up.

"Not remotely, but It could be if it helps make the deal.."

"You bastard.." Flik cursed.

"I keep the boy. You owe me 99 souls. In three days." Davy began to walk towards the other fish people glaring at the other crew members still.

"But I wonder.. Can you live with this…?"

"Yep" Jack replied, his answer short and sweet.. He grinned at Davy Jones once again.

"You condemn an innocent man, a friend.. To a lifetime of servitude in your name, while you roam free?" Davy asked an serious question, Flik's head titled and looked back at Jack who didn't seem unfazed by this.

"I'm good with it.""Of course you are…" Flik piped up in the conversation rolling her eyes sighing.

"Shall we seal it in blood.. Or ink…?" Jack asked and strolling casually over to Jones.

"Let's not and say we did… Agreed?"

Flik watched the tentacle man and Jack looked at each other for a minute, she could tell Jack was thinking about it and Davy just wanted the deal to be over and done with.

"Agreed…" Jack and Davy then shook hands, she continued to watch as Davy's hand lingered on Jack's for a second.. He looked down confused and saw the black spot which was in his palm had faded, Jack looked back up and no one was there..

"Can I get up now…?" Flik whined, Marty got off her legs and she scrambled up brushing her clothes down.

Her and Jack moved over to the railing, both watched as The Flying Dutchman disappeared, sailing off into the rain storm, with Will aboard."I'm sad now…" Flik muttered to herself, Jack looked over to her confused.

"I can't annoy Legolas now…"

Jack shook his head and smiled, this girl to him was amazing.. And completely nuts.. She was free spirited and beautiful - he liked her very much just the way she was.

"Gibbs…What's the worth of a man's soul..?" Jack called over to Gibbs who came to the railings also.

"Can't say…" he replied honestly.

"Three days…" Jack muttered and continued to look to the sea, he then turned to his crew members

"HOIST THE SAILS! QUICK ABOUT IT YOU SCALLY WAGS!" He shouted and Flik watched the men run about doing their duties.

Flik sighed and turned around about to walk away to see what needed doing

"Can I ask you a question luv…?"

Flik turned on her heels and stared back at Jack who was facing her leaning his arm on the railings.

"I don't think I should talk to you right now…"

"Why's that…?" he replied, curious.

"You stood on my hand and now it hurts.."

"Do you want me to kiss it better.." He winked at Flik.

"Nope.. But what question do you want to ask?" She questioned stepping closer to Jack staring at him.

"Can you fight…?"

"Fight…"

"Fight…"

"Fight…?" she asked again.

"YES LUV!" Jack huffed out his answer, his smile disappearing.

"Not really…" She mumbled out her answer, looking at her feet.

"Do you want me to teach yer…?" he offered, his hand reached down to his side and unhooked his long sword from his belt, the handle end pointing at Flik.

She gulped and looked at the handle, her eyes travelling up the blade towards Jack's body and then up to his face.

"Yes please!" she cried, her hand reached up and grabbed the handle gently feeling the weigh..

"Let's begin…"

ANOTHER long one! I'm so sorry.. But again if I didn't get the scene in.. *tsk!*

Jenna will make an bigger appearance in the next chapter and so will Flik.. Maybe together? Reunion perhaps… maybe.. :P Review xx