Hey, sorry guys, my computer got some virus, and I m forced to use my laptop instead… so there won't be a chapter on windclan and riverclan…T.T…
SORRY!!!! (bows) SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!! But this chappie for Starclan is still here!!!! ...Nuh-uh, I updated anyways... XD HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
After leaving the Shadowclan camp, Snowmist wandered off to where the STARCLAN camp is!!! HAHAHA!!! Don't ask how she did it, she is just so amazing that way…
"What do you seek? Young warrior." The starry cats descended from the sky.
"uhhhh..."
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"...OH YEA!! LEMME ANNOY YA!!!" Snowmist said in this gangsta voice.
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"...no." Bluestar finally replied.
"...why?"
"...because...uhh...we are supposed to be a good example to the cats!!"
"...so?"
"...uhhh..."
Victim 5: Bluestar
Plan 5: To ask her stupid questions until she gets annoyed
...later that day...
"Hey! Bluestar!!"
"...yea?"
"have you ever heard of talking trees?"
"No, why?"
"Then, have you ever ate pine trees?"
"...no?"
"Have you ever seen birds as large as twoleg nests?"
"...no..."
...56 MINUTES LATER...
"why is the sky so high?"
Bluestar twitched "I don't know."
"Are you annoyed?"
"YES! OF COURSE!! WHAT DO YOU THINK??!! YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING ME THOSE REALLY STUPID AND WEIRD QUESTION FO I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG, AND HOW CAN I NOT BE ANNOYED???"
"Oh, so how do you feel about that?"
"...annoyed."
"And how do you feel about being annoyed?"
Bluestar twitched. "..."
"Tell me, how do you feel about being annoyed?"
Bluestar twitched, and twitched, and twitched again. And twitched for the upteenth time...and she turned from blue to a shade of purple...and she fainted...
"Oops...she fainted..."
Victim 6: Spottedleaf
Plan 6: To remind him of Firestar until she gets mad.
"HEY!! SPOTTY!!!"
"...don't call me spotty..."
"FINE!" Snowmist pouted. "Then, LEAFY!!"
"...don't call me that either!"
"uhhhh...then...spottyleafy!!"
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"uhh...spottaleafa?"
"...shut up."
"ZOMFGCC!!! SHE JUST TOLD ME TO SHUT UP!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! ZOMGCC!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"...hey!"
"...whaddya want?"
"FIRESTAR!!!"
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"ZOMFGCC!! FIRESTAR!!!!"
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"FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR!!!!"
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"FIRYSTARY!!"
"...SHUT UP AND GET DA HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND CLAW YOUR FUR OFF I KNOW THAT I M GETTING CRAZY NOW BUT STILL GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GO MORE CRAZY AND STOP SAYING FIRYSTARYY!!!!!!!!!!!!..." Spottedleaf finished in one breath.
"Whoa! SKILLZ!!! YOU'VE GOT SKILLZ!! WOOOOO!!!!!"
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"COOL!!"
"...why, thanks!! I'VE GOT SKILLZ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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...Yea...I know...the ending sucked...but...ehh...who cares...XP Sorry for the late update and please review!! THANKIES!!
-Snowmist-